CJ在解决了圣菲洛的问题后,准备给自己休几天假,并计划着下一步该怎么办,毕竟目前老哥斯威特仍然还在监狱里呢。一天,CJ在修车厂里舒舒服服地睡着下午觉呢,突然一通电话弄醒了他。
CJ接起电话:
CJ:说。“Speak on it!”
电话那头:(声音用变声器处理过)我是你的朋友,我手上有关于你哥哥的信息。你来我的牧房这儿,我会给你解释,牧房的位置在Tierra Robada这儿,你往南跨过Garver大桥就能找到。(“This is a friend of yours. I've got some information relating to your brother. Come to my ranch and I'll explain. It's in Tierra Robada, cross the Garver Bridge, head south.”)
CJ:所以你他m的是谁啊?(“Who the fvck is this?”)
电话那头:我现在不方便说,你别墨迹快点滚过来!(“I can't talk right now, get your ass over here.”)
CJ:我妈从小教我不要跟陌生人讲话。(“ Moms always told me not to talk to strangers.”)
电话那头:然后你m就死了!听着,如果你还想让你哥哥今晚睡觉的时候,他的舌头还能完好地在他嘴里的话,你最好快点***过来。再见!(“ And look what happened to the bitch. Now if you want your brother to go to sleep tonight with his tongue intact, get your ass over here. Goodbye.”)
CJ一头雾水,但是听到电话那头竟然对自己家里的情况那么了解,他也不敢懈怠,只好老老实实过去了。
Monster
CJ跨过Garver大桥,来到了电话里那个神秘人提到的牧场。牧场门口停着一辆熟悉的Washington轿车,CJ联想到了托雷诺,不过他也没多想什么,毕竟托雷诺早就已经葬身火海了。他走到牧场里的大木屋前,一个人都没有看到,只看到有一个喇叭竖在旁边。CJ走上前去查看了一下喇叭,而喇叭里的人先跟CJ打起了招呼。
喇叭:我亲爱的卡尔,欢迎来到寒舍!(“Carl, darling, welcome.”)
CJ:欢迎你m了个臭嗨呢!你知道多少关于我家族的事情?(“Some fvcking welcome, man. What you know about my family?”)
喇叭:别急,先让我看看你这身躯是由什么组成的(“Now first we need to see what you're made of.”)
CJ:你以为我这身躯是啥组成的?软坨坨的布丁?(“What do I look like I'm made of? Pudding?”)
喇叭:不不不,是愤怒,是憎恨,而这些正是我对你感兴趣的原因。车库里有一辆越野大卡车,怎样,先开着他出去溜达一圈看看?(“No - anger, and hate. And that's what I like about you. There's a truck in the garage. What say, we take it for a spin!”)
CJ来到了车库,看到了那辆越野大卡车,一旁还站着一个技工。
技工:游戏规则很简单,这就是考验你的车速以及你的车技。车子里有GPS,尽你所能快速地经过每一个GPS上面标出来的坐标点,然后把这辆车再开回来。如果这辆越野车有任何闪失,你就算输了。(“Here's the deal, this is all about speed and commitment. You got a GPS in the cab. Get to each set of map coordinates as quick as you can. Make it to all the coordinates then get the truck back here. Lose the truck and you fail.”)
CJ:等会儿的你。第一:GPS是啥个玩意?第二:啥叫我输了?第三:你他m的是谁?(“First, what's a GPS? Second, fail what? And third, who the **** are you?”)
技工:不好意思,你只需要知道你需要知道的。哦对了,提醒你一下,这辆大宝贝没有手刹,我们把手刹换成了四轮转向系统。最后,祝你好运。(“Sorry, need-to-know basis only! Oh, one more thing, this baby's got four-wheel steering instead of a handbrake. Good luck!”四轮转向,就是当你按下手刹键然后转向的话,你会发现车子的四个轮子都会打弯,而不是只有前面两个轮子会)
CJ于是上了这辆越野大卡车。虽然CJ平时车技也很不错,不过这辆越野大卡车着实难操控,好在CJ还是以一个不错的成绩经过了所有坐标点,回到了牧场,通过了测试。技工告诉CJ,他的老板会再联系他的。CJ很懵逼,所以他的老板,也就是电话里的那位,到底是谁?