回复：【授权转载】Deffective Logic (病娇 Kaito x 读者）

In Kaito’s mind, you’re just confused! Yes‐ humans get confused quite easily. If only his energy level hadn’t ran out earlier, he would have long recycled the Kagamine twins for you, that way, you’ll notice him again, and then he’ll be happy, and he’ll make you happy, and then you’ll never look at another vocaloid for what’s left of your life.
He’ll be your only companion! He’ll spend so much time with you! All the time he had missed out with a compatible user‐ you’ll make up for it! And then he will finally be truly special! Nothing will take that away from him… Not the twins, no organic creature and certainly, not the master herself!
But Kaito’s got another thing coming, that’s once he wakes up from his fantasy and realizes that you would never see him as a loving companion, but a monster. Again, Kaito doesn’t see anything wrong with the way he thinks, he’s only acting upon what he sees fit for both you and himself; and as long as he is around, the other vocaloids are nowhere near safe.
在Kaito 的心中，你只是感到困扰罢了！是的——人类很容易感到困扰。如果不是他的能量水平提前用光的话，他早就会替你回收那对镜音双子，这样一来，你就会再次注意到他了，然后他就会快乐，再然后他会让你快乐，再再然后你下半生就永远不会去看别的Vocaloid了。
他只会成为你唯一的伴侣！他会花那么多时间和你在一起！他所错过拥有一个合格用户的时间——你会弥补上！然后他最终会成为最特别的那个！没有任何东西可以从他那里抢掉这些……那对双胞胎不能，有机生物不能，自然，MASTER她自己也不能！
但是Kaito 是会有那么一天的，就是当他从他的幻想醒过来后，发现你永远不会将他视为爱的伴侣，而是只怪物。再一次，Kaito并没有认为他的想法有何错，只是以他认为适合你和他的方式行动；只要他在，其他的 Vocaloids 是不会安全的。

~第 8 章完毕~
下一章就没那么快更了~因为教授特么给了一堆必须在大哥生日前一天交、的、死、功、课！！！调教还有很多部分没完成……哭死……
Deffective Logic 离结局还有 8 个 Chapter……那就让作者剧透吧。
Chapter 9: Curiosity (Almost) Killed the Twins
I should tell you all, a little from now‐ if you don't like gore and crap. Do not proceed this
shit aint fluff >:( !!! Anyway the story only has a few chapters to go and from there
on, things are gonna get murderousssss....O3O )


第 9 章： 好奇心（差点）害死双胞胎
我必须告诉你们，从现在开始—— 如果你们不喜欢血腥和废话，那就别继续，这篇渣文不是 fluff （ 一种同人轻小说，通常是关于男女主角或者其他 CP 生活当中萌萌的由幽默的故事。）无论如何，这篇故事还剩下几个章节，然后从那里开始，事情会变得很凶凶凶凶凶凶凶残残残……O3O
接下来的几个章节 ：
Chapter 10: Cooking up trouble? （第10 章: 酝酿祸端？）
Chapter 11: Turn for the worst? （第11 章: 事情恶化？）
Chapter 12: Late night massacre‐ Uninstall (第12 章: 午夜大屠杀—— Uninstall)
Chapter 13: ...Literally Dumped! (第13 章：真正被弃了！）
Chapter 14: Finally alone together... （(第14 章：终于在一起了……）
Chapter 15: Last request...(第15 章：最后的请求……）
Chapter 16: ... A machine's forever after~ (第16 章：……机械人永远在追求的事）
信息量好多的说！如何？大家 Happy 不？拜拜瓦去赶功课了~

把你们的胃口吊到更高~~~~~ 这部乃 Vocaloid 同人电视剧 SHION 《始音》，特么超级好看！有一组团队搞的那种动画，有配音员，OP，ED，剧本，动画师等。最重要的是，大哥是主角！！！ 还有冰山 sensei 啊啊啊！

啊，其实我说错了，SHION 《始音》 是一部 Vocaloid 同人MMD 英语动画剧集，2013年 11月 3号在 Youtube 开始播放到去年6月（一共 9 集）。由多位网友组队制作而成，都是外行人，动画故事超过瘾的！不过坑非常非常深。
如果你们不介意等半年才等到一集的话，我就尝试联络消失已久的导演兼制作人，尽量说服她给我翻译和搬运（需要很多时间啊，因为她不常上网）
BUT，BUT，BUT，请先等我译完这部小说再说！！好吗吗吗？！o(≧口≦)o

原来瓦之前早就翻了第 9 章！特么蠢死了！现在更！
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Chapter 9: Curiosity ﴾almost﴿ killed the twins~~
~Some days later~
“Didn’t I tell you not to move, V1?”
“Hai masuta, I apologize”
Kaito responded, but this time, with a smile.
He had been feeling a little satisfied lately, now that he was able to have separate sessions with you.
You sighed at his extreme fidelity towards you, continuing to search for a fitting voice for Kaito online, since you’ve noticed that for the past few days, he had been a little withdrawn after witnessing the Kagamines sing to you over and over and over again; yet he could even hardly talk. His voice was getting worse and you thought it would be at least fine to try and fix it.


Though he had been quiet lately, he didn’t cease in pursuing your every move, Kaito trailing and forcing himself to be of service to you, even with the slightest of tasks.
第9章：好奇心（差点）害死双胞胎~~
~几天后~
“我不是告诉你别动吗，V1？”
“嗨 Masuta，对不起。”
Kaito 回应道，但是这次，是带着笑容的。
他最近感到有点满意，现在他可以拥有单独和你在一起的时间。
你对他极端忠实于你的地方叹了口气，继续在网上搜索适合 Kaito 的声音，因为你发现前几天，当他目击那对双胞胎唱了一首又一首的歌曲给你听后，变得有些孤僻；甚至他很少说话。他的声音变得越来越糟糕，你认为尝试解决这个问题至少是好的。
虽然他最近一直很安静，但他并没有停止追查你每个动作，Kaito 会尾随你并迫使自己为你服务，即使是很小的事。

You’ve noticed that he’ll become extremely jealous when the twins are close by, and he would stop at nothing to try and pry your attention away from them, so you had no choice but to give Kaito some sort of special attention.
One, it sort of (SORT OF) reduces his clinginess, and secondly, it’s a way of keeping him occupied so he wouldn’t go crazy for the second time ‐ curse the conscience that comes along with your humanity!
You would shut him down just to give yourself a break, but Kaito had this odd ability of rebooting himself upon hearing your voice‐ even the slightest whispers… It’s creepy. WHAT vocaloid does that?!
Anyway, you did feel a little bad for excluding him some time before, despite what he had done couple months back. Looking at things from a different angle, Bentley’s death was p.r.o.b.a.b.l.y your own fault. You’ve been warned about Kaito’s malfunctions‐ yet you still went about and bought him. In other words, the bluenette is your responsibility until he’s out of your hands.
你也意识到当那对双胞胎在附近的时候他会变得极端嫉妒，他会毫不犹豫地试着把你的注意力从他们身上拉回来，所以你别无选择，只能给Kaito一些特别的关注。第一，这点可以说是（可以说是）减少了他粘人的程度，第二，这是一种让他忙碌的方式这样他就不会再发第二次疯——简直是在诅咒你的良知与人性！
你会把他关掉来让自己休息一会儿，但是 Kaito 拥有一听到你的声音——即使是最轻微的耳语就自己重新启动的古怪能力……这点很诡异。什么Vocaloid 会做到那样的？！
尽管如此，你确实认为这样排斥他一段时间是有点不好，不管他在几个月前做了什么。从不同的角度来看的话，Bentley 的死或、许、是、你、的、错。你曾被警告过关于Kaito 的故障——可你还是去将他买回来。换句话说，这个蓝发机械人是你的责任直到他离开你为止。

“Hey Kaito, I’m gonna have to bounce for a bit ok?”
“Bounce? If that is what you see fit, Masuta”
You fought yourself to suppress the laughter that came along with hearing that. Kaito thought you were literally going to ‘bounce’. He still didn’t understand those kinds of terms.
“No tin can‐ what I mean is that I’m going out for a little bit. There’s something I’d need to pick up. Please stay put and be good ok? After this, I want you to shut down, please…”
Kaito had hesitantly nodded at you, remembering the last time had been fussy with trying to keep you back‐ he hated it when you’re angry. “…Hai”
You disconnected him from your p.c’s hard‐drive and proceeded through the door, again reminding him to deactivate just to save his power, though you wanted him to shut down for another reason…
“嘿 Kaito，我去‘弹’一会儿 OK？”
“弹？如果你认为适合的话，Masuta。”
你听到那句话之后死命忍住自己不笑出声来。Kaito 还以为你真的是去 “弹” 。他还是不明白那样的术语。
“不是，铝罐——我的意思是我要出去一会儿。我必须出去拿样东西。请你留在这儿好好的 OK？之后，我要你进入关机状态好吗……”
Kaito 犹豫地朝你点了点头，记得上次试图让你留下来的事做得太过——他不喜欢你生气的样子。“……嗨。”
你把他从你电脑的硬盘驱动器断开连接然后走到门前，再次提醒他停止活动来节省他的电源，虽然你要他关机是另有原因的……

沙发？楼主太棒！超喜欢，话说我的英语永远不可能这么好

那个，替《始音》开了新帖，有什么消息大家可以来这里看：http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4954638140
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You didn’t waste any time in proceeding through the door, ensuring to grab what you needed and thinking that all things were well, basically forgetting to lock the room door since that was how you kept Kaito at bay and the twins away.
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Now… of all the things in the world, Rin Kagamine, upon inspecting your absence had gotten a little too curious, trailing off into your bed‐room before activating Kaito, ignoring the constant nagging of poor Len, who had been following behind, fruitlessly trying to talk his sister out of it.
“Master’s not going to be happy. She told us never to wake Kaito onii‐san!”
“Shh.. Len! Master isn’t here‐ she won’t know”
Rin pouted, soon forcing Kaito to boot up through wireless signals that only
could be decoded by other vocaloid systems.
你没有浪费任何时间继续朝门外走，确定拿了你该拿的的东西然后想着一切都很好的时候，基本上忘了锁上房门，那是你如何牵制 Kaito 和让那对双胞胎避开他的方式。
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现在……这世界上万万没想到的是，镜音铃，当察觉到你不在的时候而感到好奇，在激活 Kaito之前，循迹来到你的卧房，无视身后尾随而来，一直在不停地抱怨，试图说服他的姐姐出来却徒劳无功。
“Master 不会高兴的。她跟我们说过绝对不可以叫醒 Kaito 欧尼桑！”
“殊……连！Master 都不在这儿——她不会知道的。”
铃撅起嘴道，很快通过只有可以被其他 Vocaloid 系统解码的无线信号迫使 Kaito 启动。

As soon as Kaito’s system had proceeded to start up, its hard‐drive and mechanics began whirring in power; his blue eyes now opening like a full flower, proceeding in its time of bloom.
As soon as his senses have loaded in, he began scanning the room, only to stop at the sight of Len and Rin before him. … The twins he now has to share a house and a master with, the twins he had despised so much.
“Kaito‐san! Wanna play with us? Master never wants us to play!” Rin greeted, to which Kaito never felt obligated to respond to.
“It’s ok Kaito‐ you can talk to us. Master’s not here right now so we can play together, we can vocalize together! I bet our master would be happy to hear our voice collaborate together! She’ll be so happy, she always is! Master is so nice…”
他的知觉一加载完毕，他便开始扫描房间，视线停在他面前的连和铃……这对双胞胎现在和主人分享同一栋房子，他是多么憎恨这对双胞胎。
“Kaito 桑！要和我们一起玩吗？Master 都不让我们玩！”
铃对觉得没有义务回应她的 Kaito 打招呼道。
“不用紧的 Kaito——你可以和我们说话。Master 现在不在这儿所以我们可以一起玩，我们可以一起合唱！我打赌我们的Master 听到我们的声音合在一起的话会很开心的！她时常都是那么开心！Master 人很好的……”

At the moment, besides being too excited to be a part of a family, it wasn’t so much of a great idea for Rin to be talking like that in front of Kaito. It’s like boldly bragging about how much ‘master‐senpai’ was being snatched away from an already deranged Yandere‐kun. However, for most of the time, Kaito was being very quiet. … Creepy quiet.
Still, Rin didn’t stop there. She went as far as talking about how much you had allowed for them to stay in your room, watch you sleep and all that. So happy you had chosen them and whatever, but honestly, Kaito’s wiring was shortening with fits of envy. Not only do they want to occupy a lot of space, and lure you away with their voice banks, but they were allowed in your room during the nights to watch you sleep?! Poor Kaito was never allowed to do that!
He would LOVE to do that! Why?! BECAUSE HE RIGHTFULLY BELONGED TO HIS MASTER! The Kagamines do NOT belong here! They’re taking over his advantage of being a human’s property!!!
当下，除了太过兴奋于成为家庭的一部分，铃在 Kaito 的面前那样说话并不是个很好的主意。这就像在夸张的吹嘘着自己从一个已经精神错乱的病娇君那里夺走了“Master- Senpai”。尽管如此，Kaito 大部分的时间都很沉静……沉静得可怕。
不过，Rin 没有停止。 她一直在说，你允许他们留在你的房间，看着你睡觉和所有的这一切。 很高兴你选择了他们什么的，可老实说，Kaito 的线路正因妒嫉而陷入短路。他们不止要占据很多空间，利用他们的音源库诱惑你，但是他们被允许在你的房间每夜看着你睡觉？ 可Kaito 从来不被允许这样做！
他会非常喜欢这样做！ 为什么？！ 因为他完全属于他的主人！镜音双子不属于这里！他们占了他成为一个人类的产业的便宜！！！

Though silent, Kaito was obviously in deep contemplation, lines of codes in a format were being slowly read by systematic peripherals. Once again, this was logic.
Dismantle the Kagamines…
“Kaito‐ is something wrong?” Len questioned, quite able to pick up on certain wavelengths the blue haired android was emitting… Something wasn’t right.
Kaito’s eyes began to illuminate a rather peculiar kind of blue, a light brighter than usual. ‘Our master?’ Kaito began to think long and hard about that, what did Rin mean by ‘our’‐ they’re intrusions! The very fact that you had even established a bound with these androids as well was frustrating to him.
虽然沉默，Kaito 显然是在深刻的思考，一系列的代码格式正在慢慢被系统外设读取。再次的，这点符合逻辑。
拆除这对镜音双子……

“Kaito——是什么不对吗？”连问道，他能检测到一些波长自那个蓝发安卓放射出来……某些地方很不妙。
Kaito 的眸子开始出现一种相当特殊的蓝色，一种比平常更亮的光芒。 “我们的 Master？” Kaito 开始对这个问题进行长时间的思考，铃说的 “我们”到底几个意思——他们都是入侵者！你已经和这些安卓建立了关系的事实令他感到非常沮丧。

正常的大哥应该是这样的……

“She is mine‐ I am masuta’s property! It’s ought to be just Masuta and me!”
Kaito furiously voiced, his expression now changing drastically, causing Rin to fumble before stepping back into her brother’s hold.
“Kaito, onii‐san? I don’t understand, master’s‐”
“‐SHE’S MINE!”
Rin gasped at the sound of Kaito immediately shouting, not allowing her to speak at all. She was frightened of her fellow vocaloid’s behavior, and Len, being supportive of his sister began to step forward.
“You’re scaring Rin. Master says we’re here as a family, don’t be selfish, Kaito!” Len’s petite voice had interjected, countering Kaito’s fuming aura. It was not like the V1 android they subliminally knew.
“她是我的—— 我才是Masuta 的财产！这里应该只有 Masuta 和我！”Kaito 愤怒地说道，他现在的表情变化剧烈，导致铃在朝她弟弟的搀扶后退之前绊倒。
“Kaito 欧尼桑？我不明白，Master 是——”
“她是我的！！！”
铃在 Kaito 立刻大喊的声音下喘着气，根本不允许她说话。她被她的Vocaloid 同胞的行为吓坏了，而支持妹妹的连，开始向前迈进一步。
“你吓到铃了。Master 说我们是一个家庭，不要这样自私，Kaito！”
连娇小的声音插上话，迎击 Kaito 愤怒的气息。这并不是他们潜意识里所认识的V1。

“Illogical… (y/n) is family to Kaito. Kaito doesn’t share family”
“‐Kaito!”
Rin began to squeal as soon as the bluenette robot had moved over to the room door, closing it behind him. It was obvious he was going to do something terrible to them.
“Onii‐san!” Rin yelled as soon as Kaito held her right palm up, making a grabbing motion with his pale fingers, as if he can easily tear flesh without much effort, in this case, flesh made of processed Gutta percha. Ready to do the same to them he had done Bentley… Elimination. It’s only a feasible process to get to his familiar’s heart.
The twins, now currently detecting Kaito as a rogue android had backed up by the wall, the said robot basically blocking their entrance leaving them trapped and helpless, like a pair of innocent cubs about to be executed by a dominant, usurping Lion.
“Please don’t do this Kaito‐ don’t be irrational!” Len tried to reason with Kaito, but to no avail. He could also detect severe amounts of aggression fuming from the V1’s AI and out of panic, Rin had ran out of her brother’s grasp, trying to get away from Kaito as she reached for the door, but instead of getting there, the bluenette had griped her by the hair before tossing her to the ground.
“不合逻辑……（你的名字）是 Kaito 的家人。Kaito 不会分享家人。”
“—— Kaito！”
当这个蓝发机械人一移去房门，将其在他身后关上的时候，铃开始尖叫起来。很明显的是他会对他们做出一些恐怖的事情。
“欧尼桑！”铃在 Kaito 握住她的右手掌，用苍白的手指抓住她的手，仿佛他可以毫不费力地撕开肉体，在这种情况下，是杜中胶制造而成的肉体。准备对他们做出和 Bentley一样的事……消除。这只是得到他亲近者之心比较行得通的过程。
这对双胞胎，目前检测到 Kaito 这个异常的安卓已经背靠在墙，这个机械人基本上已经堵住他们的入口处留下被困与无助的他们，像一对无辜的小熊，要被主导，篡夺的狮子处决。
“请你别这样做 Kaito——别不可理喻！”连尝试和Kaito 解释，但无济于事。他也能够探测到V1 的 AI 正散发出高度的侵略性，然后在恐慌下，铃挣脱出她弟弟的掌握，试图离开 Kaito，就在她跑到门的时候，但还没到达那里，这个蓝发者已经抓住她的头发，把她摔到地上去。

在镜音们的眼中，大哥是不会这样伤害他们的。

“Rin! Kaito‐ why would you?!” Len couldn’t properly process the right things to say. All that was happening was a little too unbelievable. Their very own sibling was about to destroy them because of envy.
“…You both don’t belong here. It’s quite simple… Masuta doesn’t love you… She doesn’t WANT you” Kaito had coolly slurred… Now in the process of first tearing Rin to shreds, still in denial of you ever loving another of his kind when -
“Len‐ Rin! Come down here! I have something to show you guys!”
“….Masuta?” Kaito mumbled upon finally hearing your voice, and without any delay, both Rin and Len had taken the opportunity to escape, the both of them running out of the room as if chasing their own life span.
“Master!” they both shouted in relief, almost tumbling down the steps like Jack and Jill before stopping by the end of the steps, their terror seeming to be cut by the sight of something else.
“铃！Kaito——为什么你？！”连还未好好地处理他想说什么。所发生的这一切有点太令人难以置信。他们自己的兄弟要毁了他们，就因为嫉妒。
“……你们两个不属于这里。这很简单……Masuta 根本不爱你们……她根本不想要你们。”Kaito 冷酷却又模糊不清的说道……正要进行第一步时……
“连——铃！下来这里！我有样东西要给你们看！”
“……Masuta？”Kaito 在听到你的声音喃喃自语道，然后没有拖延，铃和连已经抓住逃跑的集会，两人像在追着自己的生命那般冲出房间。
“Master！”他们两个松了口气般喊道，几乎像杰克和吉尔那般摔下台阶到尾，他们的恐惧似乎在看到某样东西后打断了。