目测楼主绝对是龙腾网转载的- -后面的和我以前发帖一模一样啊
不过还是加油

In china 2008 they even had to teach the crowd how to clap and cheer!!!
Agree (6)Disagree (2)Recommend (1)
在2008年的中国，他们甚至不得不教观众如何鼓掌和欢呼
【要不要咱们请凤凰传奇唱一哟哟切克闹，煎饼果子来一套？】

I find is really telling of a society in how it portrays itself to the world. America and china use the Olympics to show off almost militant order and seriousness. Australia and britain just have a hell of a lot of fun.
我发现开幕式反映了一个社会是如何向世界描绘自己的。美国和中国利用奥运会来炫耀秩序和严肃性。澳大利亚和英国只是玩得很开心。
【玩得好嗨，把中国玩进去了。爽不？到高=潮没有】

Is she really 16? Somebody should check her birth certificate. China tends to send underage girls to Olympics to beat the best of the USA.
她真的够16岁了？有人去查看一下她的出生证明么？中国可是经常会耍赖，将一些未成年女孩送到奥运赛场，以此来干掉美国最好的运动员。
【说明你们好弱，连一个小女孩都能打败你们- -。还需要我们吐槽么~~~外国人逻辑都好混乱的，都没我们中国人聪明……】

Right, maybe she is really 12, not 16. So if a US adult swimmer gets beaten by a 12-year old Chinese girl, you will complain?
好吧，或许她真的只有12岁，而非16岁。所以，要是美国的成年游泳运动员被12岁的中国丫头干掉了，你就满意了？
【好像是承接上一段的。这个人聪明些。不过细看，还是没楼猪这只傻猪聪明。吼吼~】

China is smart in evil thinkings
中国很擅长搞一些坏动作
【你们很擅长制造流言，背后评论别人。我都不好意思说你们了。直接把全部高丽参吞了吧。】

saw her race (race as in competition, not race as in chinese) and I was completely stunned. The fact is that in the other legs she didn't stand out. However, and considering the history of communist countries in these competitions there will always be doubts about if she won fair and square.
我看了她的比赛，完全被震惊了！事实上她的其他项目（除自由泳以外的）并非出众。尽管如此，考虑到她来自社会主义国家，我们总会不自觉的去怀疑她。
【0 0！！！！！！！！尼玛的，外国佬，社会主义哪里干=你们了？你这样说楼猪这只傻猪又不高兴了。】

She didn't. She's on some new form of EPO and it's possible shes not even biologically female.
她没服药，她只是一种新的生化人，或者也可能从生理上讲她根本不算女人
【你才不是人，你全家都不是人！生化看多了吧你，脑子被生化控制了？不得不说外国人逻辑思维真的好怪- -。】

欢乐多

In 30-40 years, we will know if her trainers were doping her or if she is truly a once in a hundred year athlete.
Time and patience reveals all.
再过个3,40年，我们就能知道，到底她是注射了兴奋剂，抑或她就是一个百年一遇的天才运动员。
请忍耐一下，静待时间告诉我们真相。
【T T四十年后诗文早嫁给孙太阳了~等什么啊等。菲尔普斯今年发挥失常，他又是不是吃了兴奋剂呢？尾毛没人去怀疑？】

切，我打赌外国佬来我大天朝活不过一个月，这种心态能在大天朝活下来？估计第二天就人间蒸发了

She's a biological construct, a test for their military. Just wait until they have 500 million of these clones ready to swim across the ocean and take our jobs!
她是生化人，军方的试验品，等着瞧吧，他们会制造5亿个克隆体，然后一起顺着太平洋游到我们国家，抢我们的饭碗！
【这个我笑喷了……哈哈哈哈……外国佬你敢不敢正常一点让我们观赏？哟哟~开马戏咯~看外国佬肿么打败我们的克隆体！~】

if the Chinese win the diving, I'm never getting a Chinese again
如果中国人赢了跳水，我再也不买中国货了
[你们烟花还是我们生产的呢~哼哼唧唧，一把拍飞，回家吃高丽参泡菜棒子去。]

Chinese doing well in diving because they don't have good American food to make them buff therefore making their splash 0.
中国人能赢跳水是因为他们没吃过优质美国食品让他们入水时大面积缓冲（所以没水花）
【哎呀！吃优质食品会不会增肥啊？增肥~~~~~哦吼吼吼~】