在英语界黑执事专页闲逛的时候, 无意中发现到这个甚是有趣的短篇
虽然我知道很少人会喜欢克劳德, 但是第二季动画确实让我喜欢上老爷和他 (虽然他很变态)
而且瓦也很喜欢原创作者的脑洞, 不想看这位面瘫执事被你往死里整后的反应吗?
虽然我知道很少人会喜欢克劳德, 但是第二季动画确实让我喜欢上老爷和他 (虽然他很变态)
而且瓦也很喜欢原创作者的脑洞, 不想看这位面瘫执事被你往死里整后的反应吗?
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这篇短篇是以读者们的角度发展。我的英语不算优秀, 但我相信我翻译的准确度 (日常工作一部分是翻译)
短篇原作者才写到第10个方式, 真正单里有100种
作者也欢迎读者们增加恶整方式, 这是她的原话: "只要你不怕死的话"
短篇原作者才写到第10个方式, 真正单里有100种 作者也欢迎读者们增加恶整方式, 这是她的原话: "只要你不怕死的话"
Being a live-in guest at the Trancy Mansion was proving to be rather.... mundane, to say the least.
作为托兰西庄园的一位住客, 已经证明相当....平凡, 至少可以这么说。
Aside from the occasional outburst from Alois, the Manor was normally very quiet and boring.
除了阿洛伊斯偶尔的脾气爆发之外, 这庄园通常是非常安静和无聊的。
However, that was about to change.
You had devised a plan, or rather a set of plans, that would surely keep you entertained for a while. Your mission was to annoy the Trancy Butler, Claude Faustus.
虽然如此, 这种情况即将发生变化。
你已经制定了一项计划, 或者说一套肯定会娱乐你一段时间的计划。 你的任务是惹恼那位托兰西家的执事, 克劳德•费斯特斯。
And come Hell or high water, youwouldsucceed.
赴汤蹈火也在所不辞, 你, 会成功。
作为托兰西庄园的一位住客, 已经证明相当....平凡, 至少可以这么说。
Aside from the occasional outburst from Alois, the Manor was normally very quiet and boring.
除了阿洛伊斯偶尔的脾气爆发之外, 这庄园通常是非常安静和无聊的。
However, that was about to change.
You had devised a plan, or rather a set of plans, that would surely keep you entertained for a while. Your mission was to annoy the Trancy Butler, Claude Faustus.
虽然如此, 这种情况即将发生变化。
你已经制定了一项计划, 或者说一套肯定会娱乐你一段时间的计划。 你的任务是惹恼那位托兰西家的执事, 克劳德•费斯特斯。
And come Hell or high water, youwouldsucceed.
赴汤蹈火也在所不辞, 你, 会成功。
Phase One : Steal His Glasses
第一阶段: 偷掉他的眼镜
"Hey Claude." You greeted as you walked past the butler clad in black.
"嘿, 克劳德。" 当你经过那位一身黑的执事时打了声招呼。
"Good Afternoon, Miss [Name]." He responded. As he turned to face you, he paused. "Forgive me for asking, but is there any reason why you are wearing my spectacles?" The spider butler inquired.
"午安, (汝名) 小姐。"他回应道。正当他转身面向你的时候, 他停顿了一下。"抱歉我问一下, 你是有什么理由戴着我的眼镜吗?" 那位蜘蛛执事询问道。
"...Perhaps." You replied, pushing the stolen glasses up the bridge of your nose.
"...或许吧。"你回道, 将那副偷来的眼镜推上你的鼻梁。
Without another word, he simply pulled out a spare pair of glasses from his pocket, slid them on his face, and continued with his daily tasks.
一句话也没说, 他只是从他的口袋拉出一副备用眼镜滑到脸上, 接着继续他的日常工作。
"Dammit!" You silently cursed yourself for forgetting about his extra pair of glasses. "You may have won this battle, Claude. But the war has just begun~"
"该死的!" 你默默地诅咒自己忘了关于他的备用眼镜。"你可能赢了这场战斗, 克劳德。可大战才刚刚开始呢~"
第一阶段: 偷掉他的眼镜
"Hey Claude." You greeted as you walked past the butler clad in black.
"嘿, 克劳德。" 当你经过那位一身黑的执事时打了声招呼。
"Good Afternoon, Miss [Name]." He responded. As he turned to face you, he paused. "Forgive me for asking, but is there any reason why you are wearing my spectacles?" The spider butler inquired.
"午安, (汝名) 小姐。"他回应道。正当他转身面向你的时候, 他停顿了一下。"抱歉我问一下, 你是有什么理由戴着我的眼镜吗?" 那位蜘蛛执事询问道。
"...Perhaps." You replied, pushing the stolen glasses up the bridge of your nose.
"...或许吧。"你回道, 将那副偷来的眼镜推上你的鼻梁。
Without another word, he simply pulled out a spare pair of glasses from his pocket, slid them on his face, and continued with his daily tasks.
一句话也没说, 他只是从他的口袋拉出一副备用眼镜滑到脸上, 接着继续他的日常工作。
"Dammit!" You silently cursed yourself for forgetting about his extra pair of glasses. "You may have won this battle, Claude. But the war has just begun~"
"该死的!" 你默默地诅咒自己忘了关于他的备用眼镜。"你可能赢了这场战斗, 克劳德。可大战才刚刚开始呢~"
Phase Two : Stare At Him
第二阶段: 死死盯着他
As the Trancy Butler prepared tea for his Master, he watched as you silently entered the kitchen and stood beside him. Normally, an act such as this would not concern him in the least.
正当那位托兰西执事为他的Master 准备茶水的时候, 他看见你静静地步入厨房然后站在他的身旁。通常, 这样的行为至少是不会引起他的注意滴。
But he couldn't ignore the fact that you were staring up at him, your eyes wide.
不过, 他无法忽视你睁大双眼, 直直盯着他看的事实。
Glancing down at you, the spider demon eyed you curiously. "May I help you with something, Miss [Name]?"
往下看向你, 那位蜘蛛恶魔好奇地打量你。"我能为你做什么吗, (汝名)小姐?"
When you didn't respond, Claude simply moved around you to serve Alois the freshly brewed tea.
当你没有回应时, 克劳德只是在你周围走动, 为阿洛伊斯提供新鲜泡好的茶。
To Claude's utter dismay, you had followed him around the manor all day, staring at him non-stop.
令克劳德彻底沮丧的是, 你已经跟着他到庄园的四处走了一整天, 不停地盯着他看。
Although Claude would never openly express his emotions, he was beginning to feel a bit irritated with you and your current behavior.
虽然克劳德永远都不会公开表达他的情绪, 但他开始对你和你目前的行为感到有点恼火。
Coming to a halt mid-step, he turned around to find you there, still staring up at him. Deciding it was best to just ignore you, he turned back around and walked into his sleeping chamber, slamming the door shut and locking it behind him so you were unable to follow him inside.
中途停下来，他转身看到你，依然盯着他看。决定最好无视你，他转过身走进他的卧室，猛然地把门关上，然后将其锁在他的后面, 让你无法跟着他进去。
"...I'll count that as a win for me." You grinned.
"....我会算这一次是我的胜利。"你露齿笑道。
第二阶段: 死死盯着他
As the Trancy Butler prepared tea for his Master, he watched as you silently entered the kitchen and stood beside him. Normally, an act such as this would not concern him in the least.
正当那位托兰西执事为他的Master 准备茶水的时候, 他看见你静静地步入厨房然后站在他的身旁。通常, 这样的行为至少是不会引起他的注意滴。
But he couldn't ignore the fact that you were staring up at him, your eyes wide.
不过, 他无法忽视你睁大双眼, 直直盯着他看的事实。
Glancing down at you, the spider demon eyed you curiously. "May I help you with something, Miss [Name]?"
往下看向你, 那位蜘蛛恶魔好奇地打量你。"我能为你做什么吗, (汝名)小姐?"
When you didn't respond, Claude simply moved around you to serve Alois the freshly brewed tea.
当你没有回应时, 克劳德只是在你周围走动, 为阿洛伊斯提供新鲜泡好的茶。
To Claude's utter dismay, you had followed him around the manor all day, staring at him non-stop.
令克劳德彻底沮丧的是, 你已经跟着他到庄园的四处走了一整天, 不停地盯着他看。
Although Claude would never openly express his emotions, he was beginning to feel a bit irritated with you and your current behavior.
虽然克劳德永远都不会公开表达他的情绪, 但他开始对你和你目前的行为感到有点恼火。
Coming to a halt mid-step, he turned around to find you there, still staring up at him. Deciding it was best to just ignore you, he turned back around and walked into his sleeping chamber, slamming the door shut and locking it behind him so you were unable to follow him inside.
中途停下来，他转身看到你，依然盯着他看。决定最好无视你，他转过身走进他的卧室，猛然地把门关上，然后将其锁在他的后面, 让你无法跟着他进去。
"...I'll count that as a win for me." You grinned.
"....我会算这一次是我的胜利。"你露齿笑道。
Phase Four : Decorate Trancy Manor With Pictures of Sebastian
第四阶段: 用384的照片"装饰"整栋托兰西庄园
It was mid-afternoon by the time Claude arrived back at the manor. He had stepped out earlier that day to run errands for Alois, picking up some necessities along the way. Gathering his purchases, Claude opened the front door and stepped inside.
克劳德回到庄园的时候已经是中午了。那天早些时候他已经出去为阿洛伊斯跑腿，沿途收拾一些必需品。将他的购买物收好后，克劳德打开前门走进去。
The sight that met the butler's golden gaze was far from welcoming, however.
然而, 步入这位执事金色目光凝视的景象 , 远非受他欢迎。
To Claude's horror, the entire manor's interior was decorated with pictures of Sebastian Michaelis. The walls, steps, banisters, and furniture were littered with hundreds of photos.
出于克劳德的惊悚, 整栋庄园的内部被塞巴斯蒂安•米卡利斯的照片装饰。那些墙壁, 台阶, 栏轩, 还有家具全都堆满了百余张照片。
Somehow, there were even pictures attached to the ceiling.
不知何故, 连天花板上都有照片。
Claude's eyebrow twitched. It was no mystery as to who the culprit was behind this.
克劳德的眉毛抽搐着。这背后的罪魁祸首是谁一点都不神秘。
Setting his purchased goods on the kitchen counter, Claude immediately went to go find you, ripping down photos along the way.
将买好的物品放好在厨房的柜台上，克劳德立刻去找你，沿途撕下那些照片。
*这个我忍不住笑了, 敌人的照片贴满整个屋子是会让人抓狂的23333*
第四阶段: 用384的照片"装饰"整栋托兰西庄园
It was mid-afternoon by the time Claude arrived back at the manor. He had stepped out earlier that day to run errands for Alois, picking up some necessities along the way. Gathering his purchases, Claude opened the front door and stepped inside.
克劳德回到庄园的时候已经是中午了。那天早些时候他已经出去为阿洛伊斯跑腿，沿途收拾一些必需品。将他的购买物收好后，克劳德打开前门走进去。
The sight that met the butler's golden gaze was far from welcoming, however.
然而, 步入这位执事金色目光凝视的景象 , 远非受他欢迎。
To Claude's horror, the entire manor's interior was decorated with pictures of Sebastian Michaelis. The walls, steps, banisters, and furniture were littered with hundreds of photos.
出于克劳德的惊悚, 整栋庄园的内部被塞巴斯蒂安•米卡利斯的照片装饰。那些墙壁, 台阶, 栏轩, 还有家具全都堆满了百余张照片。
Somehow, there were even pictures attached to the ceiling.
不知何故, 连天花板上都有照片。
Claude's eyebrow twitched. It was no mystery as to who the culprit was behind this.
克劳德的眉毛抽搐着。这背后的罪魁祸首是谁一点都不神秘。
Setting his purchased goods on the kitchen counter, Claude immediately went to go find you, ripping down photos along the way.
将买好的物品放好在厨房的柜台上，克劳德立刻去找你，沿途撕下那些照片。
*这个我忍不住笑了, 敌人的照片贴满整个屋子是会让人抓狂的23333*
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Phase Five : A 'Favor'
第五阶段: 一点 "恩惠"
It didn't take long for Claude to find you in one of the many studies within the Trancy estate.
没过多久克劳德就在托兰西庄园众多书房中的其中一间找到你。
The spider butler slowly approached you as you sat in an oversized armchair, nonchalanty reading a book.
那位蜘蛛执事缓慢地靠近你, 正当你坐在一张超大型的扶手椅上漫不经心地看着一本书。
Stopping in front of you, he glared down at your reading-form.
在你的面前停下, 他瞪着你阅读的姿态。
"Miss [Name]" Hearing his sharp tone, you looked up at the demon.
"(汝名) 小姐。" 听到他尖锐的语调, 你抬首望向那只恶魔。
"Good Afternoon, Mr. Faustus" You replied with an innocent smile, making sure to mock his formal way of speaking. His eyes narrowed at this.
"午安, 费斯特斯先生。" 你以一抹无辜的笑容回答道, 以确保嘲讽他正式说话的方式。他为这点瞇起眼来。
"Would you mind explaning the reason behind your actions while I was gone?" The butler asked, his golden eyes burning into yours.
"你介意解释一下当我不在的时候, 你那些行为背后的理由吗?" 那位执事问道, 他金色的眸子朝向你的双眼燃起火来。
"What actions are you referring to?" You asked, continuing your innocent façade.
"你指的是什么行为？”你问道，继续保持你无辜的外表。
To answer your question, Claude handed you one of the photos he had removed from the wall.
为了回答你的问题，克劳德递给你一张他从墙上移走的照片。
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Phase Five : A 'Favor'
第五阶段: 一点 "恩惠"
It didn't take long for Claude to find you in one of the many studies within the Trancy estate.
没过多久克劳德就在托兰西庄园众多书房中的其中一间找到你。
The spider butler slowly approached you as you sat in an oversized armchair, nonchalanty reading a book.
那位蜘蛛执事缓慢地靠近你, 正当你坐在一张超大型的扶手椅上漫不经心地看着一本书。
Stopping in front of you, he glared down at your reading-form.
在你的面前停下, 他瞪着你阅读的姿态。
"Miss [Name]" Hearing his sharp tone, you looked up at the demon.
"(汝名) 小姐。" 听到他尖锐的语调, 你抬首望向那只恶魔。
"Good Afternoon, Mr. Faustus" You replied with an innocent smile, making sure to mock his formal way of speaking. His eyes narrowed at this.
"午安, 费斯特斯先生。" 你以一抹无辜的笑容回答道, 以确保嘲讽他正式说话的方式。他为这点瞇起眼来。
"Would you mind explaning the reason behind your actions while I was gone?" The butler asked, his golden eyes burning into yours.
"你介意解释一下当我不在的时候, 你那些行为背后的理由吗?" 那位执事问道, 他金色的眸子朝向你的双眼燃起火来。
"What actions are you referring to?" You asked, continuing your innocent façade.
"你指的是什么行为？”你问道，继续保持你无辜的外表。
To answer your question, Claude handed you one of the photos he had removed from the wall.
为了回答你的问题，克劳德递给你一张他从墙上移走的照片。
"Ohhh.That." You stated after a moment of seeing the picture, as if recalling the incident. "I felt like re-decorating." You finished simply before returning to the book on your lap.
"噢 - 那个呀。"你看了一眼这片照片后说道，好像才回想起这件事。“我觉得要重新装修。”你在倒回去阅读你大腿上的书前说完。
"May I ask how you attained these photographs?" Claude pressed on, far from pleased with you.
“我可以问你是如何获得这些照片的吗？”克劳德继续说道，对你很不满意。
Closing your book and setting it aside, you stood and faced the demon butler.
关上你的书本并把其放在一边，你站着面向那位恶魔执事。
"If you must know, I did I little...favor... for him. If you know what I mean~" You answered suggestively, putting emphasis on 'favor'.
"如果你一定要知道的话, 我给了/帮了他....一点小恩惠/ 小忙。如果你知道我的意思~" 你暗示性地回答道, 强调那句 "恩惠"。
With a smile and a wink, you quickly left Claude's side and went to go find Alois.
带着微笑眨眨眼，你很快地离开了克劳德的身边，然后去找阿洛伊斯。
"噢 - 那个呀。"你看了一眼这片照片后说道，好像才回想起这件事。“我觉得要重新装修。”你在倒回去阅读你大腿上的书前说完。
"May I ask how you attained these photographs?" Claude pressed on, far from pleased with you.
“我可以问你是如何获得这些照片的吗？”克劳德继续说道，对你很不满意。
Closing your book and setting it aside, you stood and faced the demon butler.
关上你的书本并把其放在一边，你站着面向那位恶魔执事。
"If you must know, I did I little...favor... for him. If you know what I mean~" You answered suggestively, putting emphasis on 'favor'.
"如果你一定要知道的话, 我给了/帮了他....一点小恩惠/ 小忙。如果你知道我的意思~" 你暗示性地回答道, 强调那句 "恩惠"。
With a smile and a wink, you quickly left Claude's side and went to go find Alois.
带着微笑眨眨眼，你很快地离开了克劳德的身边，然后去找阿洛伊斯。
暂时更到一半, 回国之后再继续恶整行动
原作者有说过在进行这些整人计划前, 建议先和别人打交道尤其是克劳德的宿主阿洛伊斯 (可对恶魔以下达整他的命令), 他的敌人384, 夏尔, 死神们, 因为这些人物会在关键的时刻起到关键的作用, 合作一起整人, 防止你的运气被用完后被宰掉
原作者有说过在进行这些整人计划前, 建议先和别人打交道尤其是克劳德的宿主阿洛伊斯 (可对恶魔以下达整他的命令), 他的敌人384, 夏尔, 死神们, 因为这些人物会在关键的时刻起到关键的作用, 合作一起整人, 防止你的运气被用完后被宰掉
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