翻了第6第7个, 索性发上来吧
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Phase Six : Squash a Spider
第六阶段: 打扁一只蜘蛛
Due to your recent behavior, the spider butler decided to assign you a list of chores in the hopes of keeping you busy, thus limiting your free time to cause mischief.
由于你最近的行为, 那位蜘蛛执事已经决定分配给你一份家务清单, 希望能够让你忙碌, 这样便可限制你出来捣蛋的空闲时间。
This did not sit well with you.
You didn't mind helping out if needed, but you felt like Claude was underestimating you.
不过这样并不适合你。
你并不介意在需要的时候帮下忙, 可是你觉得克劳德在低估你。
If he thought he could distract your attempts at annoying him with chores, he was sadly mistaken.
如果他认为他能够分散你干扰他做家务的企图, 那他可是错得离谱了。
You swore to expose Claude to a truly horrible sight.
你发誓会让克劳德暴露于真正恐怖的画面。
While you were 'helping' with cleaning duties, you noticed a spider sitting innocently in the corner of the room.
This was your chance.
当你在 "帮忙" 做清洁工作的时候, 你发现有只蜘蛛无辜地待在这房间里的角落。
Taking your shoe off, you slowly approached the insect, making sure your actions were obvious to the demon occupying the room with you.
脱下你的鞋子, 你慢慢地靠近那只昆虫 (作者似乎搞错了, 蜘蛛不是昆虫), 确保你的行为对于那只和你在同一个房间的恶魔是显而易见的。
As you were poised to strike the spider dead, a firm grip was instantly around your wrist.
正当你作势准备打死那只蜘蛛时, 一股紧握感快速地包住你的手腕。
Turning slightly, you looked to see a gloved hand holding you back from killing the innocent creature.
稍微转过身, 你看见一只戴着手套的手阻止你杀死那只无辜的生物。
"What do you think you're doing, Miss [Name]?" The demon butler inquired, his voice sharp.
"你认为你在做什么, (汝名)小姐?" 那位恶魔执事询问道, 他的声音听起来很急促。
Before you could answer, a certain tempermental Earl's voice rang through the hallways of the Manor, signaling your chance at escape.
在你能够回答之前, 一把喜怒无常的伯爵之声于庄园内的走廊响起, 发出你逃跑机会的信号。
Thank goodness Alois was fond of you.
真是要感谢阿洛伊斯对你的溺爱。
*Whenever you see a spider, think Claude.*
话说每次看到蜘蛛我就是一桶水泼过去

好担心被克劳德掐死

这个梗可能需要读者去听一下瑞奇•马丁的《生命之杯》才会笑得非常彻底因为这首歌有很多 Ole~
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Phase Seven : Ole!~
第七阶段: 哦咧! ~
"Alois!" You called happily, running towards the blonde haired Earl.
"阿洛伊斯!" 你愉快地唤道, 跑向那位金发伯爵。
"What?" He asked boredly, scribbling doodles on a piece of paperwork.
"什么啊?" 他无聊地问道, 在一张证件上写写画画。
"I found this amazing song that I think you'll really like."
"我找到这首我认为你会非常喜欢的好歌曲。"
*注: 瑞奇•马丁1998年风靡全球的世界杯主题曲《生命之杯》*
Alois perked up upon hearing this, his curiosity piqued.
阿洛伊斯听到这句话的时候, 他的好奇心被激起来了。
As Claude made his way towards his Master's study, he froze in front of the door and sighed.
就在克劳德步向他 Master 的书房时,他在门前愣了一下，然后叹了口气。
To the butler's dismay, his Highness was being corrupted further by a certain trouble-making guest.
令这位执事感到沮丧的是，他的殿下被一位总是在搞事的客人更进一步的腐蚀了。
Walking into the room, the scene was enough to make the normally stoic man flinch.
步入那个房间, 里面的场景足以让这位平时坚忍的男人退缩。
"DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?!"
"你真的想要吗?!"
"Ale, Ale, Ale!~"
"啊咧, 啊咧, 啊咧! ~ " (一种麦芽啤酒)
In front of Claude was a sight he wished would end. Immediately.
在克劳德的面前是他希望结束的画面。立刻马上。
Alois was on top of his desk, throwing papers into the air. You were dancing around the desk as papers rained down on you.
阿洛伊斯站在他的书桌上，把纸张扔到空中。纸张落在你身上的时候, 你围着书桌跳舞。
Music was blasting throughout the room, ringing off the walls, as the two humans were singing along.
当那两个人类在一起唱歌的时候, 音乐正在整个房间爆响着, 墙壁上响荡着。
"And when you feel the heat, the world is atMYfeet!" Alois sang, jumping from his desk and skipping over to Claude.
"而当你感受到那股狂热, 这个世界就在我的脚下!" 阿洛伊斯唱着, 从他的书桌上跳下接着朝克劳德轻快地跳动着。
"Tonight's the night! We're gonna celebrate!" You added, joining the blonde Earl as he skipped and danced around the unimpressed demon.
"就是在今夜! 我们要庆祝一番！"你补充唱道，加入那位金发碧眼的伯爵，正当他轻快地跳动并在那只无动于衷的恶魔身边舞动着。
"Un, dos, tres! Ole, Ole, Ole!~ Un, deux, trois! Ale, Ale, Ale!~" You both sang along, clapping your hands to the beat of the music.
"一, 二, 三! 哦咧, 哦咧, 哦咧!~一, 二, 三! 啊咧, 啊咧, 啊咧!~(法语) "你们俩一起合唱, 随着音乐的节拍拍手。

"Tonight's the night! We're gonna celebrate!" You added, joining the blonde Earl as he skipped and danced around the unimpressed demon.
"就是在今夜! 我们要庆祝一番！"你补充唱道，加入那位金发碧眼的伯爵，正当他轻快地跳动并在那只无动于衷的恶魔身边舞动着。
"Un, dos, tres! Ole, Ole, Ole!~ Un, deux, trois! Ale, Ale, Ale!~" You both sang along, clapping your hands to the beat of the music.
"一, 二, 三! 哦咧, 哦咧, 哦咧!~一, 二, 三! 啊咧, 啊咧, 啊咧!~(法语) "你们俩一起合唱, 随着音乐的节拍拍手。
As Alois ran out of the room, still singing, you followed right along... but not before looking back at the spider butler, a wide grin spread across your face.
当阿洛伊斯跑出房间, 依然在唱歌的时候, 你随他而去, 但在此之前你转头回望向那位蜘蛛执事, 一 抹大大的笑容露在你的脸上。
*这些动图好应景*

太好玩了吧2333，谢谢楼主翻译

今晚跑去看举世闻名的爱丁堡国际烟花音乐表演, 今年的烟火规划师是 Claude Randall, 刚好也叫克劳德
伴随着古典管弦乐, 欣赏那些绚丽的金色烟花好像金色的大蜘蛛挂在天上 (尤其是第二张图), 真的忍不住脑补我在欣赏老克的烟火表演哈哈哈哈哈不行了真的是一边看一边傻笑

女主果然是个狼人，克劳德辛苦了，真心祝贺克劳德下次找个更费力的

很棒👏楼主辛苦了（^_^） 楼主也是英语专业的吧

今晚就要离开英国了, 这里发上第八阶段回国再继续翻译
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Phase Eight : One Hell of a Handsome Butler
第八阶段: 地狱般俊美的执事
Another typical day at the Trancy Manor. Hannah was tending to the laundry, the triplets were in the garden, and Claude was preparing lunch for his Master. As he was placing a baking pan into the wood oven, the demon butler heard an unfamiliar voice.
托兰西庄园另一个典型的日子。汉娜正在洗衣服，三胞胎在花园里，克劳德正为他的Master 准备午餐。当他将烤盘放入木制烤箱时，这位恶魔执事听到了一个不是很熟悉的声音。
Suspicious, Claude made his way towards the voice. As he rounded the corner, another voice chimed in. A voice the butler knew too well.
很可疑，克劳德走向了那道声音的方向。当他走到拐角处时，另一个声音响了起来。那是这位执事非常熟知的声音。
"I have to agree with you, Grell. Sebastian isextremelyhandsome."
"我必须同意你说的, 格雷 。384 确实是非常非常俊美。"
Peering into the room, the Trancy butler saw you sitting next to a grim reaper clad in red.
细看那个房间内, 这位托兰西执事看见你坐在一位穿了一身红的死神隔壁。
Allowing a reaper into the manor was bad enough, but your conversation made the situation worse.
容许一位死神进入这个庄园已经够糟糕了, 不过你们的对话把情况弄得更糟。
"His alluring smile, his toned physique, his devilishly handsome features. Ohh, Bassy!~" The red reaper exclaimed, fangirling over the crow demon.
"他诱人的笑容，他健美的体格, 他那令人畏惧的俊美特质。喔哦, Bassy!~" 那只红衣死神惊呼道，对那只乌鸦恶魔发花痴。

As much as Claude wanted to end the conversation he had the displeasure of overhearing, he decided against taking action.
尽管克劳德想要结束那段他所偷听到的, 却又令他极度不满的谈话, 他还是决定不采取行动。
He knew it would only end in Alois pitching a fit for being "rude" to his dear friend and guest.
他知道这只会以阿洛伊斯因为对他亲爱的朋友与客人"无礼"，而陷入发狂般地闹脾气告终。
Instead, the spider butler chose to retreat from the situation.
相反的，这位蜘蛛执事选择退出这种情况。
Claude made his way back to his duties in the kitchen. But not before silently closing the door behind him and locking it.
克劳德倒回去做他在厨房的职务。不过在那之前默默地将他后面那道门关上，并将其锁了起来。
It wasn't his fault you chose to host a little get-together in a room that was supposed to be off limits.
这并不是他的错。(因为) 你选择了在一间原本是个禁区的房间内举办小聚会。
At the very least, he hoped to get an hour of peace and quiet.
至少，他希望能得到一个小时的平静与安宁。
*老克终于小小地反击一下2333*

话说我有玩V家调教和mmd, 回国之后下个工程是冰山清辉和Kaito的mmd视频, 会以此幕的英语音源制作一定很撩
而且冰山老师cos黑执事的形象很像老克啊
看这个就知道
http://www.bilibili.com/video/av8861123

dd

暖贴，英语大佬抱一下

对了楼主，这文章是来自哪个网站的啊，还有黑执事专页😍

顶鸭~