老克是吃醋吗

"I just noticed that you look like the love child of William and Sebastian!" You smiled before running back into the safety of Alois' study.
"我刚刚发现你看起来很像威廉和塞巴斯蒂恩的爱子!" 在你以安全为上跑回到阿洛伊斯的书房前微笑道。
There was nothing like rubbing salt in Claude's wound. But you knew better than to push your luck too much, especially in a single day.
没有什么比得上那样往克劳德的伤口上撒盐了。但是你知道不该太过得寸进尺, 特别是在一天里面。
*哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈老克你要叫384爸爸了*

接下来的恶整就以列单上的方式发了, 文章式的就坐等原作者更

咳咳，女主不会被吧楼主

顶顶，好玩

暂时更几个列单上的
应该会附上个人注释/吐槽或图片?
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11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous creature, rather than a harmless little spider.
11. 问克劳德为何不选择形态比较凶恶的生物, 而是无害的小蜘蛛。
(蜘蛛可是肉食动物啊喂, 虽然比较小只*小声地*)
12. Constantly ask Claude if he could tap dance for you.
12. 持续性地问克劳德能否为你来段踢踏舞。
(克: 我只跳给那些愿意献上自己灵魂的人看 *面瘫+语气平平*)
13. Be overly happy around him.
13. 在他的身边表现得异常高兴。
(一看见老克就表现得很High的意思? 他会认为你是条蛇精病)
14. Wear a shirt with a picture of Sebastian on it that says "Number 1 demon. Number 1 butler."
14. 穿上一件带有塞巴斯蒂安照片的衣服，上面写着: "第一名恶魔, 第一名执事。"
(这是在引诱老克把你的衣服给撕了吗)

个人觉得这是最像原作的cos

这位 coser 名叫 Sakuya, 眼妆超赞

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催更

催更

睡了整天稍微更一下
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15. Tell Claude he needs to stop being such a Negative Nancy and to start smiling a little.
15. 告诉克劳德他需要停止像个怨妇一样, 应该开始微笑一下。
(其实把波酱丢给老克他就会笑了, 而且还各种"巧笑倩兮"呢)

16. Tell him that he's the first man you ever met that actually knew how to crochet. And enjoyed it.
16.告诉他, 他是你见过第一个真正知道如何编织的男人。并且享受其中。
(这世间会缝衣服的男人有几多? 这可是绝种的极品啊喂大伙快去抢! *这不是普通的裁缝都会吗*)

17. Ask him how he put the Faustian contract mark on Alois's tongue.
17. 问他如何将浮士德式标记放在阿洛伊斯的舌头上。
关于这点原作者作出了解释:
"TheONLYexplanation I have for number 17:
我对第17号唯一的解释是:
Demons can take on different forms. (pretty much shape shifting)
恶魔可以选择不同的形态。(相当于变形)
Sebastian has been seen as a crow and a cat (that time Ciel was by himself and that 'cat' guided him to the shipping dock). And Claude has been seen as a spider.
384 一直被视为一只乌鸦和一只猫（当时波酱独自一人，那只'猫'引导他到了码头）克劳德则被视为一只蜘蛛。
So maybe when Claude was that small spider in the Trancy manor, he got into Alois's mouth and bit his tongue, thus sealing the contract and leaving his mark.
所以也许当克劳德在托兰西庄园里是那只小蜘蛛的时候，他钻进了阿洛伊斯的嘴里然后咬了他的舌头，从而封了契约并留下他的印记。
...That's the only way I could think xD
...那是我唯一能够想到的 (笑)
Unless he's like.... kissed Alois and bit his tongue, but I don't think that happened xD
除非他是像....亲吻阿洛伊斯然后咬了他的舌头, 不过我不认为那样的事会发生 ()