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悲伤充斥了我的心。
Sadness flooded over me.

生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

奇迹每天都在发生。
Miracles happen every day.

我和你形影不离。
You and I was like peas and carrots.

求你离开我。
You just stay away from me please.

死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.

我不知道什么是爱，但是我爱你。
I don’t know what love is ,but i love you.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.

想哭这是很正常的事。
To cry is perfectly normal.