我和你形影不离。
You and I was like peas and carrots.

求你离开我。
You just stay away from me please.

死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do.

我不知道什么是爱，但是我爱你。
I don’t know what love is ,but i love you.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.

想哭这是很正常的事。
To cry is perfectly normal.

相当有创意。
Original.

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我都不想来了。唉。烦。

我想去有你的未来。
I want to go to have you future.

我想你就是我的阳光。
I think you are my sunshine.

不忘记最初，就不怕以后。
Don't forget the first, not later.