大家好,欢迎收看50集大型人文纪录片《高阪穗乃果相亲记》,我是 媒婆 啊呸 媒人小泽没有玛利亚。
蛤?已经要举办婚礼了?
咳咳,真那老哥,新郎伴郎从新娘伴娘胯下爬过去的时候,请务必让我挑战高难度的躺着爬,还有九层蛋糕我要粉色的那层。
对了,摄影师,新郎把新娘一掌推下树枝,一脚踹进泳池,从二楼扔向楼下雪地,还有在槲寄生枝下啵嘴的时候,给我一个好点的镜头。
呐,不行?
兄弟们!!抄起你们的唢呐,人体♂唢呐也可以,咋们要闹得他们拜不了天地!

嗯........在咱们的企划里求得了一枝之栖的我没干什么事,总有种无功受禄的感觉。但我还是要留下(shui)一点什么。

最后,我想要为我们的企划高唱:
Every time i see these words we type,i forget all about what hurts.
Still believe in miracles.
From up above i heard the angels sing to me these words:
A father’s love.
A wedding dance.
New Year’s dreams.
A toast with friends.
A soldier coming home from war.
The faith the hope of so much more.
A brand new life,a mother’s prayer.
Shooting stars ocean air.
A lover’s kiss and hard goodbyes.
Fireworks Christmas lights.
Until the referee rings the bell.
Until both ur eyes start to swell.
Until the crowd goes home.
What we gonna do ya’ll ?
Do u remember how it felt when we were young?
Today!! we have!! the chance to feel again~
To hear!! the sounds that brought us in~
To laugh!! to cry to live again~
Like when we were young..
