Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. 每一个人都是天才。但是如果你用一条鱼的爬树能力去判断它,它一生都会认为自己很愚蠢(中国教育的最大弊端)
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. 如果一个男人在和美女亲吻的时候时候还能做到安全驾驶,那只是因为他吻得不够认真
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. 男人结婚后希望他们永远不用改变,女人结婚后希望改变她们的男人。难怪最后大家都很失望