Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
巧合是上帝隐藏自己姓名的一种方式

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
没有信仰的科学是单薄的。没有科学的信仰是盲目的

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
每一个人都是天才。但是如果你用一条鱼的爬树能力去判断它，它一生都会认为自己很愚蠢(中国教育的最大弊端)

Never memorize something that you can look up.
永远也别去背那些可以查到的东西

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
如果一个男人在和美女亲吻的时候时候还能做到安全驾驶，那只是因为他吻得不够认真

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
如果一个凌乱的桌子代表一个凌乱的头脑，那么一个空无一物桌子又代表什么呢？

You never fail until you stop trying.
你永远不会失败，除非你停止尝试

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
困难之中蕴藏着机会

What is right is not always popular and what is popular is not always right.
流行的并不一定是正确的，正确的并不一定流行

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
有一个问题很让我抓狂：是我疯了还是大家疯了？

Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
不管多笨的人都能知道，关键是要理解

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
男人结婚后希望他们永远不用改变，女人结婚后希望改变她们的男人。难怪最后大家都很失望

Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
对权威盲目的相信是真理最大的敌人

God did not create evil. Just as darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of God.
上帝并没有创造邪恶。就像在光不在的时候会有黑暗一样，神不在的时候就会有邪恶