Dear white, something you got to know亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 When I was born, I was black.当我出生时，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我长大了，我是黑色的When I'm under the sun, I'm black.我在阳光下，我是黑色的When I'm cold, I'm black.我寒冷时，我是黑色的When I'm afraid, I'm black.我害怕时，我是黑色的When I'm sick, I'm black.我生病了，我是黑色的When I die, I'm still black.当我死了，我仍是黑色的。you---white people,你---白种人When you were born, you were pink.当你出生时，你是粉红色的When you grow up, you become white.你长大了，变成白色的You're red under the sun.你在阳光下，你是红色的You're blue when you're cold.你寒冷时，你是青色的You are yellow when you're afraid.你害怕时，你是黄色的You're green when you're sick.你生病时，你是绿色的You're gray when you die.当你死时，你是灰色的And you, call me "color"?而你，却叫我「有色人种」？

。" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. 你爸爸帮你了吗？ 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can justwait for my coffee."Wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband said, " I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS".一个男人和他妻子在争论应该谁每天早晨煮咖啡。妻子说，“应该你煮，因为你先起床，这样我们不用等太久，就能喝到咖啡。”丈夫说，“在家里你是负责做饭的，应该你煮，因为这是你的工作，而且我可以等我的咖啡。”妻子回答，“不，应该是你煮，而且圣经上都说了应该是男人煮咖啡。” 丈夫说，“我才不信呢，把圣经拿来给我看看。”于是妻子就去拿了圣经过来，她打开新约，给他看好几页的上边确实写着：“他煮”这是我从豌豆的书上得到的笑话小丫：叔叔，你喜欢熊猫吗？豆爸：当然，熊猫是国宝吗！小丫：那好，跟我来。小丫指着豌豆说：我已经把他打成熊猫了。这只是其中一部分，剩下的你

Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告诉 (2) nest n.窝；巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓励 (5) resemble v. 相似；类似 18.鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” 

.I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”


The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”


Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”


Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”