heart flower angry open   
心花怒放   

小明：I am sorry!   
老外：I am sorry too!   
小明：I am sorry three!   
老外：What are you sorry for?   
小明：I am sorry five!   

I call Li old big. toyear 25.   
我叫李老大，今年25。   

you have two down son。   
你有两下子。   

as far as you go to die   
有多远，死多远！！！！

Good you a English-lesson-watch" 好你个英语课代表

spring light bean"青春豆
china strong中国强

初中的时候和一个人说I yes die you!(我要扁你)
他说 No die me(别扁我)......

die out！（死出去！）

He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

有中文 姐无压力

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
当老师走进教室时，两个男孩在争论。
老师是说：你们在争论什么？
一个男孩回答：‘我们捡到一张10块，我们决定把它给一个说最大的谎的人。’
‘你们应该觉得羞耻’老师说，‘当我像你们那么大的时候，我连什么是说谎都不知道。’
两个男孩把钱给了那个老师。


Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。


The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。


On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． “A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give：Poor Lubin fears that he may die ； His wife，that he may live”． 合理的哀伤 马修·普赖厄 可怜的鲁宾躺在他的病床里； 他的妻子陷入绝望； 频频啜泣，相对哭啼， 他们都表达着忧伤。 “不同原因，”滑头牧师说， “可产生同样结果： 可怜的鲁宾怕他会死； 他老婆，怕他会活。”