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这个孙笑川吧真的是太恶心人了,我在这里面就混了几天,整个人的思维差点就被完全带偏离了,把恶的一面险些展露了出来。我奉劝各位,网络是网络,现实是现实,如果分不清网络与现实,把网络带到现实里面的话,还是赶紧退吧!还好我醒悟的早,不然我的人生都得被孙笑川吧毁掉了


IP属地:上海来自iPhone客户端3210楼2024-04-07 01:52
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    第一次进来这个吧扫了两眼,一看全是晚餐,吧里充斥大量垃圾信息,不知道还以为这个吧是培养细菌的培养皿呢,马上就被这个吧的恶臭劝退了,今天进来看看你们有没有什么改变,结果越变越dinner,垃圾场还是垃圾场,垃圾越堆越多,人也越来越魔怔 m,整个互联网的垃圾信息加起来都比不过你这一个吧的多,什么垃圾生产机,里面的人一个个跟疯子一样,不务正业,浪费时间在毫无意义的复制粘贴上,说你们晚餐都是抬举你们,想笑你们又觉得你们可怜,想可怜你们又觉得你们不值得,我真纳闷了,怎么会有你们这种群体😅😅😅


    IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3211楼2024-04-08 00:26
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      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching
      But you're too shy to say it
      Inside
      We both know what's been going on
      We know the game
      And we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Ooh
      Give you up
      Ooh-ooh
      Give you up
      Ooh-ooh
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give
      Give you up
      Ooh-ooh
      Never gonna give
      Never gonna give
      Give you upWe've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching
      But you're too shy to say it
      Inside
      We both know what's been going on
      We know the game
      And we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


      IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3212楼2024-04-08 00:26
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        不复制粘贴才是对科学技术的亵渎,你复制粘贴的每一行都是真情流露,都是身临其境对手机精巧复杂的电路和贯通八方的互联网的赞叹👍复制粘贴是无声的交响诗,复制粘贴是虔诚的朝圣;喜欢一段文字不一定会复制粘贴,但是不复制粘贴绝对不喜欢这段文字!精神上的柏拉图只能把妄虚的手铐套牢在你的双手上,只有狂热奔放的复制粘贴才是灵魂驰骋自由草原的证明!我就不理解你是怎么想的,喜欢看乐子和复制粘贴,两件毫不冲突的事在你看来就是难得这么难以附加?世界上就是因为有这么多你这样的人才会有那么多悲剧,不敬机械之精巧复杂,不畏互联网之博大精深,不知复制粘贴,让无数乐子被浪费。你们总是把复制粘贴看得太复杂,又把做乐子仁看得太轻易就如同你三点半还坐在伸手不见五指的房间里看反对复制粘贴的帖子,在你不珍视自己健康的同时,你对复制粘贴的感情也开始慢慢流逝。你觉得反对复制粘贴的人是坐拥高堂的,殊不知他们卸下沉重肩担后也不过是一些想找乐子的人。你总觉得自己点击发送的时候世间一切道德律法都将随你的动作瓦解,何等可悲!何等的圈地自缚!发送的那一刹那,陈列出的分明是你那颗被复制粘贴俘获的芳心,你觉得自己罪恶,殊不知复制粘贴吧想要传达给你的那份洗涤心灵的美好已经深入你的骨髓,将你一天的疲惫与不堪负重的心事连同着你那无处朗诵的原神圣经一起带出了体外。你要做的只有怀着炽热的心,用那火热的手指去触摸屏幕抑或是那一段美妙的文字,轻轻说一句“我喜欢复制粘贴”而不是怀着沉重的心情来求得大🔥的原谅。我想反问你,你是一个没有底线的人吗?在现实生活中会轻浮到肆意在口中朗诵原神圣经吗?你明明只是在复制粘贴吧才能寻找自己心灵的寄存所,为什么就不能暂时憋住气沉浸在这浏览复制粘贴吧的美好中呢?为什么不能代入其中,用最天才的段子和贴吧风情来熏陶自己呢?在我看来,不复制粘贴代表着你只是草率浏览了这个吧,扮演了一个观望这块繁花似锦的贴吧上发生的寥寥数事的旁观者,而不是有地将臣。你充其量只能看到别人在发帖,却看不到自己的未来。因为你没法代入将臣,没法代入到这个贴吧上的纯正乐子人 m,这样一来,关闭软件后,段子充其量只能当作你无聊生活上的过客,却没法在你心里盘踞一席之地。对真正美好的文字,不妨多花一点力气去用全部的人格记住它们,让它们走过一座看不见的桥梁进入你的大脑或是在手指头上留下独一份的记忆。你觉得复制粘贴找乐子自己变得不正常了,可这对你来说却也是最根本的目的,请不要忘记,发送的这段文字有着最纯粹的黑色(或者白色),手机的CPU有最舒适的25摄氏度。有一个健康的心态去复制粘贴,比什么都强,那么就这样,希望你能复制粘贴得比之前开心。最后,复制粘贴吧给我们讲述的是无数美好的段子,这么多好的文字是绝对值得用身心去双重体验的。静下心,像撇去火锅里的浮沫一般撇开一切浮躁,把双手叠放在屏幕上,再把你的心灵和复制粘贴重叠。复制粘贴从来不是对谁的玷污,而是我们对在一个虚拟世界里经历种种的敬意,是敞开心扉的钥匙。在上下翻滚页面的同时,你不觉得你的灵魂也在随之律动吗?下次复制粘贴的时候,带着如同乐子仁般最纯粹的情感,毫不吝啬地去向自己喜欢的段子表达自己的心意吧。复制粘贴在更多时候是用来升华情感的工具,而不是诱导你变得不正常的始作俑者。


        IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3213楼2024-04-08 00:26
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          《天使之卵》是押井守1985年的实验动画。此作的画面风格比较灰暗(画面黑起来和Ergo Proxy有一比^-^b)。关于押井守,从经典SF动画《Ghost in the shell》、《机动警察》到《红眼镜》、《地狱番犬》、《御先祖様万々歳!》;从经典、热门到深邃意长(说是另类生僻也可以)。就好比宫崎峻,算是一个“现象”级的人物了。他的名字就是一个关注的理由。子非鱼,所以世界上不存在100%的理解,但是我们可以通过作品感受到作者的意图。


          IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3214楼2024-04-08 00:26
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            我喜欢你的十个理由 1.你总以自我为中心,并且不允许别人反驳你。 2.你总是在别人面前炫耀自己的成就,让人觉得你是一个自大的人。 3.你对别人的需求视而不见,却期望别人能够满足你的所有要求。 4.你总是把自己的错误归咎于别人,而不愿意承担责任。 5.你总是觉得自己很聪明,但实际上你并没有那么聪明。 6.你总是觉得自己很幽默,但实际上你的笑话并不好笑。 7.你总是在别人面前说自己的成就,但背后却缺乏自信。 8.你总是贬低别人,以此来提升你自己的地位。 9.你总是觉得别人在针对你,但其实你只是在过度敏感。 10.你总是觉得别人对你的好是理所当然的,但却从不回报他们。


            IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3215楼2024-04-09 00:17
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              REALITY IS DISAPPOINTING FR FR
              Uohhhhhhhhh! 😭💢💢💢 REALITY IS DISAPPOINTING FR FR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡 Imagination be like "here's a baddie with big tiddies, a thicc booty, and a heart of gold" 😍🍑👸💖 but reality be like "here's your crusty ex who still owes you $20" 🤮💸🤡 SMDH BRUH! 😤😤😤 Anime waifus got me simping HARD 🥵💘 but IRL girls be like "I only date 6'5" gigachads with 12 pack abs and a 7 figure salary" 😒💅💍 Miss me with that BULLSHIT! 🙅♂️🚫 Video games really be the MVP 🏆🎮 letting you clap alien cheeks on the daily 👽🍆💦 but the only cheeks I'm clapping IRL are these mf TEARS fam 😢🍑💧 BRUH, don't even get me STARTED on porn 🙈💻🔞 Porn be like "what are you doing step bro" 😏🍆 but IRL be like "ew, that's incest you disgusting fuck" 😷🚓🚨 Bitch, you think I WANTED this trauma?! 🤬🤕 Nah, I wanted a THICC vampire mommy gf to sit on my face and call me pogchamp 😫🧛♀️👅 but instead I got crippling hentai addiction and a therapist 👨⚕️💊😞 It really do be like that sometimes 😔💯 FUCK THIS SHIT, I'm boutta isekai my ass to a world of big tiddy waifus ✌️🌸🍑


              IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3216楼2024-04-09 00:17
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                Color Your Night - Atlus Sound Team
                Time to shine and I'm down to ride
                I'm gonna drive until the break of dawn
                Wlding out
                I'm on a mission grinding out
                Whatever it is I gotta do
                Riding out until the day I meet you
                I'm riding out
                I look up in the sky (sky)
                Asking lotta why (why)
                But never let it phase me
                I'm keeping good vibes
                When I'm on the road
                I watch out for all surprises
                What it provides us
                Good and bad but nothing unties us
                Another wander in the night
                Let me paint the view
                Colour the town with my light
                For every moment shared with you
                Not out in the day
                But never fully gone
                Going to be back again
                Until the coming of a dawn
                (Hey)
                For all the days ahead of us put your hands up
                Wave 'em side to side for good luck ah
                (Hey)
                For all the nights like this put your hands up
                Love the moment even from the dusk yup
                (Hey)
                You always got my back
                And of course I got your back
                Don't you worry about that now
                (Hey)
                It's been a good day good night
                It's gonna be a good day good night
                When two hands meet at zenith
                Nothing comes between us
                Dancing like ballerinas
                Under the moon light all night long
                How these plain and simple scenes
                Get painted so vividly by you
                I just want to stay with you
                Around the world I slowly dance
                Whenever our eyes meet
                You know you leave me in a trance
                It means everything to me
                Looking down below
                The one I seek to find
                No matter where you might go
                Remember you'll be on my mind
                (Hey)
                Always watching over me somehow
                You make me feel
                Invincible
                Power to my soul yup
                (Hey)
                I'm at ease with things
                That used to bother me
                'Cause your existence just lights me up yup
                (Hey)
                You always got my back
                And of course I got your back
                Don't you worry about that now
                (Hey)
                It's been a good day good night
                It's gonna be a good day good night
                Within the inner heart I plead
                For you to talk to me
                I want to hear all the good and bad
                The new stories you have
                As I drift across the sky
                The hour hand turns high
                So goodnight
                Let me sing a lullaby love
                I'll be seeing you baby


                IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3217楼2024-04-09 00:17
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                  IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3218楼2024-04-09 00:17
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                    IP属地:山东来自Android客户端3219楼2024-04-09 02:26
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                      你是抱着多大的觉悟说出这种话的🙄️
                      你只不过是一个学生,有办法背负其他人的人生吗😡
                      “什么都愿意做”就是这么沉重的话😡
                      做不来的事就别轻易说出口😡
                      你这个人,满脑子都只想到自己呢😒


                      IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3220楼2024-04-10 05:21
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                        I fucked up by cumming on my phone
                        I fucked up by cumming on my phone, i regret my decision, while rubbing my willi Wonka, I was contemplating cumming on my phone and on accident I cummed on my phone, now, all the cum has gotten in my speakers and every time I play a video or a sound, cum oozes out, I am afraid other people have already discovered I have cummed on my phone, i should not have cummed on my phone, it is ruining my life, I want to throw it in a river but I'm afraid the cum will impregnate a homeless fish, please help me, i am afraid I will cum on my phone again on accident, i have tried talking to a therapist bur i just came all over him so that didn't work, please help me 🙏


                        IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3221楼2024-04-10 05:21
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                          😄我在5:20睡觉😴
                          😮💨13:14准时起😪
                          😍主打一个浪漫沉溺在爱河不上岸😘
                          [爱心]爱你在本职里🤩
                          🙃碎花洋裙站在我的面前🥳
                          🤔那是帅的像闪电😅
                          🧐外面的乌云深浅浅🤯
                          😝我说留在我房间吃碗面[尴尬]


                          IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3222楼2024-04-10 05:21
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                            本人于2024年4月6号凌晨一点半成功被骗取100元整
                            事发的原因是,lz m在晚上精虫上脑,逛x找flj并且加了电报,聊的过程中感觉越来越上头,结果对面突然变脸,把lz的手机号家庭住址联系人信息电话号码全部发了出来,我趣,当时就慌了,心想完了,然后骗子就要求如果不想被搞就加QQ处理,接着就给lz来了个下马威,不到一分钟,我的手机收到了上百条验证码信息,这不怂不行啊,接着我就加了骗子的QQ
                            加完之后一张口就要lz5000块钱,我一学生哪来这么多钱,lz当时就怂了,开始拉扯,我先是截图给骗子看我的微信余额就不到300块钱,并表示真的没钱吃饭了,大哥人也是很好,直接就答应了up的请求,并告知下次别再上当
                            对此lz表示追悔莫及,痛定思痛决定此生与黄不共戴天,绝不再碰 【图片】


                            IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3223楼2024-04-10 05:22
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                              柚子÷真的是😓,但是,我这人其实不好说话 ,小学上微机课跟同学玩魔女的夜宴被老师骂柚批[喜极而泣],我当场就生气了,还好我是个jvav大佬,我当场掏出浏览器把老师的电脑黑了[嗑瓜子],这时老师的电脑以5百万分贝的音量放起了千恋万花的《以恋结缘》让全世界都听到了我们柚子社的音乐 我当时肃然致敬,感动的热泪盈眶 完全不顾他人眼光,毕竟这么高端的音乐只有我一人会欣赏[墨镜] 那时老师对着他坏掉的苹果电脑泣不成声[喜极而泣]也算是给他涨了个教训吧 ,犯我柚子者,虽远必诛 [吃瓜]


                              IP属地:湖南来自Android客户端3224楼2024-04-11 00:23
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