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《转》女人五大窝囊

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   女人五大窝囊:   下班回家进厨房,
                                      吃完晚饭就上床,
                                                   领了工资存银行,
                                                                 出门最远到商场,
                                                                                一生只上一张床.
      整改方案:
                      下班可以不回家,
                                 几点上床由着她,
                                                领了工资自己花,
                                                               想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                            随心所欲披婚纱.



1楼2010-02-21 11:21回复

                                                                             矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                               会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                                      不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
              自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步
                         让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                           生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;
                                                                 不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                做女人真难.
    


    3楼2010-02-21 11:21
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           所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
                  对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,
                             一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,
                                                      就会有别人,花你的钱,
                                                                         住你的房,玩你的男人,
                                                                                           睡你的床,还会撕你的照片,
                                                                                                                    打你的娃
      


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