You: hey 你好 Stranger: HI 你好 Stranger: DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND 不要想成为我的朋友 Stranger: me love you long time 因为我爱你很久了 You: I KNOW 我知道 Stranger: you know what? 你知道什么 Stranger: are you stupid or something 你是愚蠢还是什么的? You: I know you are silly 我知道你是个傻瓜 You: 你知道傻(和谐)逼是什么吗?(这句不用翻译了吧) Stranger: i am not, thank you 我不是 谢谢 You: cool 酷 Stranger: i'm actually pretty smart 我的确很聪明啊 You: M OR F? 男的女的? Stranger: female 女的 Stranger: last time i checked 上次我检查过了 You: female? 女的? You: no no no 不,我不信 You: girls can't be so crude 女孩子不可以这么粗鲁 Stranger: you don't know me, fella 小伙子 你不了解我 Stranger: come again? 还来嘛 You: ringing 接电话 You: please wait 请稍等 Stranger: your stupidity bores me 你的愚蠢把我惹恼了 Stranger: you could at least try & be funny 你应该试着搞笑一点 You: LOL 大笑 You: I ANSWER A RING 我接个电话 Stranger: still not funny 仍然不搞笑 Stranger: hmm You: where are you from? 你是哪儿的? Stranger: at least you tried 你累了 Stranger: i'm from the us 我是美国的 Stranger: 19 years old 19岁了 Stranger: how about you?你呢? You: female? 女的吗? Stranger: i do believe i already said that 我确定我曾经说过了 You: I 'm from China 我是中国人 Stranger: i figured that from the chinese writing 我猜你就是中国的 You: what ? Stranger: nothing 没什么 You: you are pretty smart 你相当聪明 Stranger: are you trying to be sarcastic? 你在挖苦我吗? Stranger: i know i'm smart, i don't need someone to tell me i am 我知道我很聪明,我不需要别人告诉我 You: NO You: I don't want to be sarcastic 我没有挖苦你 You: maybe wo can be friends 可能我们能成为朋友 You: we Stranger: maybe if you were funny 可能吧,如果你搞笑一点的话 Stranger: but you are not, & i'm bored now 但是你没有,而我现在也累了 Stranger: so bye bye 所以,再见了 You: bye 再见