You: hey 你好
Stranger: HI 你好
Stranger: DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND 不要想成为我的朋友
Stranger: me love you long time 因为我爱你很久了
You: I KNOW 我知道
Stranger: you know what? 你知道什么
Stranger: are you stupid or something 你是愚蠢还是什么的?
You: I know you are silly 我知道你是个傻瓜
You: 你知道傻(和谐)逼是什么吗?(这句不用翻译了吧)
Stranger: i am not, thank you 我不是 谢谢
You: cool 酷
Stranger: i'm actually pretty smart 我的确很聪明啊
You: M OR F? 男的女的?
Stranger: female 女的
Stranger: last time i checked 上次我检查过了
You: female? 女的?
You: no no no 不,我不信
You: girls can't be so crude 女孩子不可以这么粗鲁
Stranger: you don't know me, fella 小伙子 你不了解我
Stranger: come again? 还来嘛
You: ringing 接电话
You: please wait 请稍等
Stranger: your stupidity bores me 你的愚蠢把我惹恼了
Stranger: you could at least try & be funny 你应该试着搞笑一点
You: LOL 大笑
You: I ANSWER A RING 我接个电话
Stranger: still not funny 仍然不搞笑
Stranger: hmm
You: where are you from? 你是哪儿的?
Stranger: at least you tried 你累了
Stranger: i'm from the us 我是美国的
Stranger: 19 years old 19岁了
Stranger: how about you?你呢?
You: female? 女的吗?
Stranger: i do believe i already said that 我确定我曾经说过了
You: I 'm from China 我是中国人
Stranger: i figured that from the chinese writing 我猜你就是中国的
You: what ?
Stranger: nothing 没什么
You: you are pretty smart 你相当聪明
Stranger: are you trying to be sarcastic? 你在挖苦我吗?
Stranger: i know i'm smart, i don't need someone to tell me i am 我知道我很聪明,我不需要别人告诉我
You: NO
You: I don't want to be sarcastic 我没有挖苦你
You: maybe wo can be friends 可能我们能成为朋友
You: we
Stranger: maybe if you were funny 可能吧,如果你搞笑一点的话
Stranger: but you are not, & i'm bored now 但是你没有,而我现在也累了
Stranger: so bye bye 所以,再见了
You: bye 再见