第458章 颤栗迷宫！
大战之后，必有床额是约会戏码，在停尸房里约会真的好浪漫
SmilingReader
Wait a minute-did Chen Ge leave those human workers behind the red door??
等等，陈歌是不是把那几个活人都扔在红门后了啊？？
Pepesigh
I wonder who the poor scapegoats will be that get to test the new scenario
也不知道谁会是新场景测试用的小白鼠。
Tom_Thin
Some of the best chapters in this novel are when he tests out a new scenario. Looking forward to making some arrogant people faint
本书里最好的情节就是，每当需要测试新场景时都能让一些牛气轰轰的家伙晕倒。
sweetlemonade
I like how the black phone uses “Warning!” Instead of “heads up” or “announcement”. Feels like these upgrades are bad
我就喜欢黑色手机用的是“警告！”而不是什么“提醒”或“公告”，那样会感觉这些升级不是什么好事。
LazyScholar
Zhang Ya reminds me of Amy Dunne from 'Gone Girl'...
She may be dead, inexperienced in relationship but definitely over the to possesive.
Chen Ge would be like Nick Dunne. Always at her mercy.
张雅让我想起了《消失的爱人》里面的艾米 邓恩...
她或许会因为早逝而在情感上缺乏经验但占有欲却有过之而无不及
因此陈歌就会像是尼克 邓恩一样任凭其摆布。
joan1212
The road to the Maze of Terror begins.
通往颤栗迷宫的道路开启了。
Seregosa
I wonder... If you have intercourse with zhang ya(since she's probably solid enough now after becoming so OP?), would your d*ck freeze off? I'm not inclined to try.
我很好奇啊...要是你和张雅情不自禁的话（既然都这么破坏平衡了身体应该足够坚固了吧？），那么你的命脉在做那个时会被冻住吗？我可不想尝试一下。
Seregosa
AAAhhhhh, finally time for some happy comedy! Let's scare the f*ck out of everyone and let's move on to the next objective after destroying the society.
Congratulations for demolishing the entire ghost stories society
Demolishing the SOCIETY doesn't mean he has to KILL everyone. It just means he needs to destroy it so that it won't pop into existence anymore. Even if that gao bastard still keeps on existing, he won't create another one, at least not the same one and likely not anytime soon either.+
啊啊啊啊，终于来到了欢乐喜剧时间！在消灭了怪谈协会后下一个目标就是吓尿所有人吧。
恭喜摧毁了整个怪谈协会
摧毁怪谈协会不代表要干掉所有人，只需要让它没法死灰复燃就行。即使是那个姓高的**还在，他也不会重建，至少也是另起炉灶而且也不会马上就开始行动。
pencilking
What happened to girl with apple???
那个拿苹果的女孩去哪了？？？
Aurelias
Best chapters are chapters with Zhang ya acting shy. Let the ghost ship set sail
最好的章节就是张雅害羞的那里，让这对鬼cp前进吧。
Jubilantshadow
damn a date in an abandoned school and underground morgue really are quite memorable
天啊在废弃校园和地下停尸库里约会真让人印象深刻。

看到罗志祥白天拼命干，晚上拼命干的时间管理后真的很羞愧，和人家比我是在太怠惰了。

第460章 你醒了？
你醒了，你已经是个扶......
日常经营剧情以及陈医生醒来
LazyScholar
Doctor Chen's present trouble...
Doctor Gao has two red specters does it mean Chen Ge has more?
Did I escape from one mad man into another?
陈医生现在的麻烦在于...
高医生都有两个红衣了岂是不是说陈歌红衣还要更多？
那我是不是从一个疯子手里落到另一个疯子手里了啊？
joan1212
Boos Chen is really cruel, it's impossible for the visitor's to clear the scenarios, they may die screaming you know.
陈老板太残忍了，游客们根本没办法搞清整个场景，你们都知道他们或许会被吓死的。
SmilingReader
Time for Chen Ge’s brainwashing technique to enslave-befriend a new ghost
陈歌用洗脑技术奴役新鬼的时间到了。
MisMe
Now, time for a puzzle piece about Chen Ge's parents from "Doctor Chen". He also have a specter, right? For him to have been able to hold a fight with Doctor Gao? I hope he shows them to Chen Ge... IF Doctor Gao didn't make his specters eat them as well
现在，“陈医生”将要给出有关陈歌父母下落的一块拼图了。他应该也有自己的鬼吧？他应该也能和高医生拼一下吧？我希望他能把这些鬼向陈歌展示一下...当然高医生让自己的鬼把他们全都吞了的情况除外。
midorimd
Doctor Gao : I am the door pusher and have 2 red specters and countless dead bodies in my blood world... What do you have?
Chen Ge : We got the Hulk.... With long hair and wearing a red dress...
高医生：我是推门人，有两个红衣，我的血色世界里死尸数不胜数...你又有啥？
陈歌：我们得到了绿巨人...她有着长发还穿着红裙子...
Heaven_Gate
Chen Ge, when will you enter your own red door? After all, now you know that you're the official door pusher, what are you afraid of?
Thank you for the chapter lonelytree and millie!
陈歌，你什么时候才能进入自己的红门？毕竟现在你需要知道自己是不是正统的推门人，你在怕什么？
为更新感谢译者和翻译！
—Scribe_Alba
Now that ultimate wifey is ready, maybe he'll go explore the HH red door. Afterall, if he is the door pusher, he needs to suffer the pain in order to close it.
现在终极老婆已经准备好了，或许他会去探索下恐怖屋的红门，毕竟要是他就是推门人的话他必须忍受痛苦才能关上门。
Seregosa
“I remember being dragged through a door. The madman said that I was his only friend, so he wanted to keep me as a souvenir. That’s all I can remember.”
...Doctor gao... that's not how you treat your friends. You don't pickle friends.
“我记得自己后来被他拖进了一扇门后面，那个疯子说我是他仅有的朋友，要把我当做收藏品陈列在玻璃罐中。他是这么说的，也是这么做的，再往后发生的事情我就不记得了。”
...高医生...这可不是对待朋友的方法，你这是把朋友当泡菜玩啊。
Yaon
Now this is a big turning point for his haunted house... But can people handle it...??
现在对他的恐怖屋来说算是个大转折...但人们能受得了吗...？？
ayradesu
So the entity or force that Boss had felt when he was leaving the underground morgue was most probably Doctor Gao's other red specter?
也就是说老板在离开地下尸库时所感受到的那个实体或者那股力量很可能是高医生的又一个红衣吗？
Ninjadoom25
Of course he just used ghost wave tactics lol
没错他只是运用了鬼浪战术而已哈哈。

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第461章 那个男人
老陈的故事被“陈”医生向小陈娓娓道来
Divino_Ateu
As the old saying goes:
The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
正像是老人们说的：
有其父必有其子
Kishiki
Uh is his father that crazy too?
嗯他老爹也这么疯狂吗？
SmilingReader
This is why you don’t go around telling people you’ve seen a ghost. They just think your crazy if you keep insisting
这就是为什么当你看到鬼了后不要告诉别人，因为要是你一直坚持他们只会觉得你疯了。
BloodJL
His dad must be doing it wrong, caz his son don’t have a criminal record from ghost-busting . And he’s been doing things like breaking and entering, physical violence , terrorizing people ( taxi man, criminals, mental patients and ghosts) and he still get an award for being an outstanding citizen.
他老爹一定是搞错了，因为他的儿子才没有这么轻微的前科呢，而是一直在干诸如非法入侵，人身伤害，恐吓他人（出租车司机，罪犯，精神病患者和鬼们）而且都这样了还依旧是个杰出市民。
Path_seeker_yh
His father can conquer the ghost without ghost
他老爹不靠鬼的帮助也能超度鬼啊。
dianamy
Ah, if that's Chen ge's dad , then I kinda understand where he gets his uniqueness, likable craziness from??
如果这就是陈歌老爹的话，我似乎有些明白他是从哪继承的这些令人喜爱的疯狂的了。
SandhyaChaubey
Chen ur father visited police station due to various criminal activites...m proud of u as u go due to other better reasons
陈歌你老爹是因为各种犯罪行为而被押往了警察局...因此我自豪于你是因为某些更伟大的原因而进去的。
joan1212
It's possible that he is Boss Chen's father, the only difference is that Boss know how to cooperate with the police.
这或许就是陈老板的老爹，唯一的区别就是老板知道怎么配合警方。
Yaon
His father seems to have an interesting character as well
他老爹看起来也是个很有趣的角色啊。
Lovelynovels
Well í probably would be scared too.....at least this wont happen in real life.. who care seeing ghost till they cant do anything to you right? :D
好吧，换位思考的话我也会害怕的.....至少现实生活这种事不会发生..在发觉自己真的对此无能为力前又有谁会在意什么鬼怪呢？
Pepesigh
So as expected his parents have been in the ghost busting business for quite a while.
意料之中，他的父母果然做了很长时间驱鬼生意。
Seregosa
Starting to feel like this novel is burning out. Seems to me like the scenarios will end at 5star and it probably only has a few hundred chapters left to go.
开始觉得这本小说要完结了，在我看来5星场景就是终点了，或许要不了几百章就大结局了。
Tetractys
...and that's how I met your father.
...这就是我怎么遇到你爸爸的故事哦。（想想要是中年大叔说着这种少妇回忆台词心理有点不适啊）

第462章 我们一家都是本本分分的老实人
本章标题We're a Family of Lawful Citizens
陈歌：我们一家可都是老实人啊，说着打开了许音的录音带
Divino_Ateu
The thing that concerns me the most in this chapter is "CURSED BABIES".
You don't mix ghost and babies together, EVER.
And it's in the plural, I gonna cry,
本章这些东西里我最关心的就是“冥胎”
你永远也不会把鬼和婴儿联系在一起，永远不会。
而且还是复数形式，我要哭了。
LazyScholar
Chen Ge : Were always been a family of lawful citizen...
Me: ... Uh huh... so you say...
陈歌：我们一家都是本本分分的老实人
我：...嗯...你说什么就是什么吧...
BloodJL
Me: I call bullsh*t how are u an lawful citizen
Chen Ge: * shows his outstanding citizen award and reward
money
Me: ... ??but your method is down right violence...
Chen Ge : * raises his skull-cracker hammer
Me: which I totally agree with, those Baster deserves it. Your award was give by the police and city council so of course what u did was within the law. You have been doing the city a great service that you don’t even sleep at night, you are like a superhero, you are like Batman. Praise boss Chen..... plz don’t hit me
我：去你的吧你也算什么本分老实人
陈歌：*展示他的杰出公民奖章和奖金
我：...但你那是靠暴力获得的啊...
陈歌：*举起碎颅锤
我：完全同意，这些**纯粹是罪有应得，你的奖励都是由条子以及城市管理部门授予的所以你的所作所为完全合法。你为本城贡献良多而且晚上都不睡觉，你就是个超级英雄，你就是蝙蝠侠啊，赞美陈老板...好了别打我啊。
Pepesigh
So Chen Ge's parents were powerful enough to fight with what's hiding deep within the other world? Wonder if they were the ones that broke the third door Dr Gao mentioned. Will be interesting to know more about them, I've been wondering more than once whether they were really good guys.
也就是说陈歌父母强大到可以对抗隐藏在另一个世界里的东西吗？不知道是不是就是他们打破了高医生提到过的第三扇门，他们的情况肯定会很有趣。我不止一次的在想他们是否真的是好人呢。
Rilise
Family of lawful citizens indeed
一家都是本本分分的老实人
IamReallyPoor
CG : We are family of lawful citizens
Reader : Doubt(X)
陈歌：我们一家都是本本分分的老实人
读者：怀疑。
Lise
Eh I see like Father like Son.But in love case at last Chen Ge mother is a human...or she is not? who know ? *shrug* Their familly is unique like that after all
嗯果然不愧是父子啊，但我记得陈歌母亲在他的回忆里是人...还是说不是人呢？谁知道呢？*耸耸肩*毕竟这家子也是很罕见的那种。
Kishiki
Uh meaning CG dad is like him too?
也就是说陈歌他爸和他一个德行。
joan1212
Boss Chen's parents have predicted that he will take care of the Haunted House but they failed to foresee that their son is so stubborn, forcing some ghosts to help him in every missions.
陈歌的父母预见到了他会照看鬼屋，但没有想到自己儿子如此头铁，居然会强迫一些鬼在每个任务中都帮助自己。
Heaven_Gate
Parents: don't come! This is dangerous!
Chen Ge: wait *looking back* is everybody here yet? Zhang ya, xu yin,.... Ok, all here! Let's go.
Thank you for the chapter lonelytree and millie!
陈歌父母：别过来！太危险了！
陈歌：等等*回头看*大家都到了吗？张雅，许音.....很好都到了！大家一起上。
为更新感谢译者和翻译！
Xaliton
That chapter title is a lie and every reader knows it. The Chen family is a lawful chaotic family.
本章标题完全是在扯淡，大家都知道陈歌的家庭就是守序混乱阵营。

第463章 你要去哪？
看到了007的陈歌平时996的徐婉和小顾也干脆自主加班了，而大方当即给出加班费的陈歌是福报之鉴。
SmilingReader
If I was walking home in the middle of the night and saw a vehicle coming my way with no headlights I’d be running away so fast I’d be leaving dust behind. Lol I’m kidding-I’d be worn out after the first few metres and be promptly shoved into the boot of the car never to be seen again...
要是我在半夜回家路上看到这样一辆没有前灯的车从我面前驶过，那我就一骑绝尘有多快就跑多快。当然了开玩笑的跑不多远我就跑不动了然后就会被塞进车子行李箱内从此永远消失...
Lovelynovels
Do you guys had the feeling when you walk alone in the road and you feel that somebody looking at you and you are not alone? I used to run home when i had that feeling :) btw "fear of the dark "
你们有没有这种感觉啊，就是自己一个人走在路上时会感觉不是一个人而且觉的有人盯着你啊？我回家时经常有这种感觉，另外“我怕黑”。
—BRICK_the_13th
This will be a nice prank to do to my sister. I will take some music from her phone, then edit it by putting sound of someone asking her by her name. She love hearing music when walking, so....
靠这种把戏可以好好耍一把我妹妹，我会把她手机里的音乐调出来编辑进某些人喊她名字的声音，而她喜欢在走路时听音乐，然后...
PS：吐槽一下首先晒妹十循，另外干出这种事你真的不是人啊。
Deelah
Funny how it always happens to Gu Feiyu but not Xiao Xu
有趣的是这种事总是发生在顾飞宇而不是徐婉身上。
famine11122
Looks like Gu Feiyu is going to exprience another supernatural event..but he should not worry, there still Chen Ge by her side to save him together with the Doctor Skull hammer
看来顾飞宇要经历又一场超自然事件了..但他不用担心，因为陈歌在他这边会凭借碎颅锤救他于水火的。
NoNameP
The bus really want to work, Chen Ge will give him a work to do hehe
这辆公交车看来很想干活啊，陈歌会给他一份工作的哈哈。
Scribe_Alba
Truck driver for hire before, now bus driver for hire.
以前是想雇卡车司机，现在换成公交车司机了吗。
joan1212
Ohhh, ghost vehicles??!!!
啊，鬼公交？？！！！
Lawine
Gu Feyu is a fricking magnet to ghost attempting to kill him. Unbelievable he survived until now
顾飞宇就是块吸引鬼怪来杀自己的磁石，难以置信他一直活到了现在。
Mar_yan
Hahaha Good Luck on your way home.
哈哈，回家路上祝你好运。
ang3
Am worried for him
我为他而感到担心了。

第466章 一起来吧！
我要打十个，什么凑够九个了，三人组准备，混进去好好吓他们一炮。
Mar_yan
A moment of silence before this group of people scared to death...
为这帮要被吓死的人默哀片刻...
famine11122
Lee person or who ever spy you are...you're dead in visiting the hunted house
这个姓李的或者说那些想要刺探的家伙们...你们都会死在恐怖屋里。
—LazyScholar
For sure he won't be one of those 5 leaving with the pictures to clear the scenario but on the trolley on its way to the hospital!??
Whahaha
他肯定不会是带着5张照片完成场景的人之一，而是躺在推车上被送往医院吧！？？
哈哈哈哈
—MisMe
He's admirable though... already filled with sweat he's still going to challenge the new three-star scenario after just finishing the one and two stars in half a day.
那也足够令人钦佩了...在用半天时间完成一星及二星场景后满身是汗还要挑战新的三星场景。
—Cupidsalibi
Hunted house. That sounds so much more accurate than haunted house.
猎杀屋听起来要比恐怖屋更加精确。
joan1212
Good luck to you Mr. Lee, hope you can run fast.
祝你好运李先生，希望你能跑快点。
SaintBookwormLich
I want to see the ghost medical carriage unit to shine
我想看到鬼怪医疗小组能发挥作用。
SupermanXexy
I wonder if there will be excorcist one day to test the scenario
不知道会不会哪天有驱魔人来测试这个场景。
hehehe23
who is the spy this time?
这次谁是间谍啊？
Scribe_Alba
It's time for his standby medical team to resuscitate them, and prepare to scare them to death again. Huehuehuehe
是时候让待命的医疗队救活他们，然后再把他们给吓死了哈哈哈哈。
SmilingReader
People are willing to risk it all just for a discount
只是因为有折扣人们就愿意冒险。

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第468章 第一个岔路口
在未进入地下尸库前众人已经商量好了战利品的分配问题
micayaaa Reading about the visitor's experiences is like a huge prank we only know. It's so fun and kinda funny. XD
看这些游客的经历就像是只有我们才知道的一个恶作剧一样，太有趣了。
Mar_yan Thr bouncing head is coming!! You better run run run run~
弹跳头来了！！你们最好赶紧跑。
Epaxx Oh ****? What's that? A ball, let's take a look and scare ourselves!
啊天啊？那是啥？一个球吗，让我们去瞧瞧好好吓唬下自己！
Tetractys Cant wait to see Chen Ge's awesome make up skills. Those heads are gonna knock them off their feet!
等不及见识下陈歌完美的化妆技术了，这些头会把这帮人吓瘫！
Pepesigh Remember when this novel was going up in the rankings instead of down
还记得这本小说排名上升而不是现在这样下降的日子吗。
SmilingReader There are many of us so someone sacrifice themselves so the rest can keep going
这里有很多人，所以一些人可以牺牲自己让其他人继续前进。
joan1212 Piece of advice, please walk on the corridor with the white paint, it's more fun there.
提个建议啊，请走那些刷有白漆的走廊，那里有意思多了。
purplerain Didnt boss say run if you dont know if it may be a prop.....hah
老板不是说过你要搞不清这是不是道具那就赶紧跑呗.....哈哈。
TheKindlyGentleman I want the doctors to meet and have a conversation with them only to walk through a wall and disappear
我希望这些医生和他们见面并交谈，然后穿墙而去消失不见。
Seregosa You now have 3 options:
1: Run into the white painted corridor and prove that you've at least got some slight amount of balls.2: Run back to the start and leave the scenario, proving you're a little p'ussy.3: Go forward and throw the ghost head into your backpack like chen ge and prove that you're the man.
现在你们有三个选择：
1：跑进刷有白漆的走廊证明你至少还有点胆量2：跑回入口离开场景显示你有点怂3：跑过去像陈歌那样把鬼脑袋扔进背包里展示你是条汉子。
ang3 You know am hoping that the innocent looking girl will also be there
我希望那个看起来很无辜的女孩也在那里。

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第470章 动手？
灯光，摄像，人员都准备完毕，action！
Mar_yan
Why not target that Lee guy first!
为什么不先对那个姓李的下手！
—MisMe
Because it wouldn't fun if he was the first. It's always fun to play with mischievous people to the end.
因为那样就不好玩了，最后才对那些不怀好意的人下手才有意思嘛。
joan1212
What a pity to Fang Chong being targeted first..
The screaming session is starting..
这么针对范聪真是可惜..
尖叫时间到了..
—LazyScholar
Well... they started early...
Impatient aren't they?
好吧...他们早就开始了...
难道他们不是已经不耐烦了吗？
Xaliton
As a famous killer said " Let the game begin"
就像一位臭名昭著的杀手说出“让游戏开始”一样。
SmilingReader
One by one they’ll be dropping like flies...
他们会像苍蝇一样一个个被拍死...
otep_
Poor customers.
可怜的顾客。
ayradesu
Poor dude. :( He's already "heartbroken" (or keeping a secret from his bro ??) and yet he is the lucky first victim.
可怜的家伙：（他都已经“心碎了”（或者他向自己兄弟隐瞒了一个秘密？？）而且还幸运的成为了首个受害者）
—ayradesu
I hope his fats are ready for the "workout" he'll have to endure... That is, if he doesn't faint first.
希望他的脂肪已经做好了进行被迫开始的“锻炼”的准备...当然了在这之前他别晕倒才行。
spartace_lover
Our 3 actors targeted the brokenhearted boy so he can have 'fun'
我们的三位演员针对了那位失恋的男孩好让他“快活”起来。
otep_
This is how chen ge welcome and entertain his guests
陈歌就是这样欢迎和逗乐自己的顾客的。
Pepesigh
Poor guys, thinking they were in good company.
可怜的家伙还以为他们都是好战友呢。
unemployed
House of Slaughter
屠宰屋。

似乎469消失了，补上