You: u can use it anyway u like
Stranger: that's the charm of it... but, it's damn too long to learn
You: aha
You: u know what does 囧 means?
Stranger: not really... isn't it a face or a door
You: its a Chinese word
Stranger: yeah i guess
You: but u can explain it that way
You: the true meaning of 囧is shiny
You: an old Chinese word
Stranger: shiny ? ... as gold can be shiny ?
You: yep
You: but in this situation its a face
Stranger: I thought it has something to do with a face... in fact it's just used as a design ?!?
You: yep
Stranger: aaahhhh ?!?
Stranger: not so funny then... could just be O, for example
You: it just looks like a look of a person who can't help about something.
You: u can use it when u r chating with someone and u dont know what to say
Stranger: I'll remember... unless I don't think I'll use it often outside asia
You: aha
You: another funny word
You: 槑
Stranger: 2 persons?
You: yeah
You: means dumber
You: because 呆is dumb
Stranger: ah ok... that works in almost all asian languages
Stranger: repeated twice means more$
Stranger: same in hindi
You: nop
You: nope
Stranger: ah?
You: its true meaning is plum blossom
Stranger: I get confused now...
You: aha.its another old Chinese word
Stranger: 1. are the 2 ideograms   槑 the same
Stranger: 2. if they're persons why "dumber" ?
You: 呆does not means a person
You: it just looks like a person
Stranger: it's dumb, right ?
You: yep,u r clever
Stranger: you said it...
You: oh,i forgot it
Stranger: so what's the 1st one (who looks a bit like the same to me)... more?
Stranger: the one before 呆 in 槑
You: ehe..i dont get your question..
Stranger: mmhhh is 槑 one single ideogram ?
Stranger: that cannot be divided in 2 ?
You: yep

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Stranger: ah... ok
You: i love your movie Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
You: and your movie star Jean Reno
Stranger: ahhhh.... well... it's a nice movie... but so full of stereoptyês
You: what does stereoptyês means?
You: France is an amazing county.
Stranger: stereotypes, sorry
Stranger: (= cliche)
You: ehe..
You: i like William Anthony Parker and Zidane
Stranger: I'm not into sport... bu If you liked Amelie Poulain, check the others Jeunet & Caro moovies
You: ehe..

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You: oh i almost forget the movie leon
Stranger: Well... Reno is not very apreciated here...
Stranger: just as Luc Besson... too commercial
You: really?
Stranger: yep
You: what about the movie taxi?
Stranger: same... teenager movie... the review were bad
You: what a pity,i think its funny
Stranger: as long as you enjoyed it...
Stranger: they made at least 3 of them
You: ok,whats ur favorite French movie?
You: yep.i watched all of them
Stranger: a very disturbing one : "Seul contre tous" 

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You: what do u think about the movie Les Choristes?
Stranger: The english name is "I stand alone" directed by Gaspard Noe
You: i see.i'll watch it later
Stranger: very dark... but really heavy
You: aha..and touching?
Stranger: in a wicked way... yes... the "hero" (who's touching) is a complete bastard
You: which one do you mean?
Stranger: The old guy in "I stand alone"... a butcher coming out of jail
You: - -||im asking u about the movie Les Choristes
Stranger: oh... sorry I did not noticed about "Les Choristes"

Stranger: well... I find it boring
Stranger: Ever heard about Jacques Tati ?
You: nop
You: you mean the conversation is boring?
Stranger: no... les Choriste was boring
You: i found the music is great
Stranger: I really cannot stand it anymore
You: and the story is not bad
You: ok.how old r u?
Stranger: i'm 39
You: male,right? that make sence
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: ok...

You: u r almost the same age with my dad
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I suspect you were young... check Michel Gondry's films he's one of the most talented nowadays...
You: ok,thanks
You: Chinese people dont like your president Sarkozy
Stranger: neither we are ... and thanks for the chinese lesson
You: aha，u r welcome
You: welcome to china
Stranger: bye
You: bye，thanks for your time

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You: 嗨
Stranger: 嗯?
You: 你好吗?
Stranger: 还行
You: 哪人啊?
Stranger: 法国
Stranger: 你是?
You: 中国的
You: 再见?
Stranger: 男的女的?
You: 男的
Stranger: 这...那我想就再见吧 ...
You: - -||
You: 囧
Stranger: orz
You: orz=3
Stranger: 不错 !!!
You: 哈哈
Stranger: 我会记着的
You: 和你聊天很愉快
Stranger: 囧=3
You: 不对
You: 囧RZ=3
Stranger: 不能这样用?
You: 可以
You: 当然可以
Stranger: 这样行不行的? 囧=3


You: 你想怎么用都行
Stranger: 这就是它好玩的地方吧... 但是, 学这个花的时间也太他（）妈长了
You: 哈哈
You: 你知道囧的意思吗?
Stranger: 不知道... 是不是一个脸或是个门？
You: 这是个汉字
Stranger: 嗯，我猜的也是汉字
You: 但不是你想象的意思
You: 囧的本意是闪闪发光
You: 中国古代汉字
Stranger: 闪亮 ? ... 像黄金一样闪亮的那个意思?
You: 对了
You: 但是在这个场合下它是代表一个脸
Stranger: 我想的也是它应该跟脸有关... 它事实上只是充当表情的作用?!?
You: 对啦
Stranger: 啊..哪尼(我自己加的,哈哈) ?!?
Stranger: 那就不好玩了... 举个例子来说,也可以用O嘛
You: 它看起来就像一个人无奈的表情.
You: 你可以在和别人聊天无语的时候用
Stranger: 好,我会记住的... 但是我想我不会在亚洲之外的地方用它
You: 啊哈
You: 还有个好玩的字
You: 槑
Stranger: 两个人?
You: 对啊
You: 表示更傻
You: 因为呆是傻的意思
Stranger: 啊,哦... 亚洲的语言好多都用这种方法吧
Stranger: 重复两个字表示比较级
Stranger: 就像印地语里面一样
You:错了
Stranger: 啊?
You: 它真正的意思是梅花
Stranger: 我头都昏了...
You: 哈哈.这又是一个中国古代汉字
Stranger: 1. 槑里面的这两个符号是同一个意思吗?
Stranger: 2. 如果是的为什么两个人就是"更傻"的意思 ?
You: 呆不是人的意思
You: 只是看着像个人的样子
Stranger: 它是傻的意思, 对吧 ?
You: 哇塞,真聪明
Stranger: 你说过了(轻蔑的一笑)...
You: 哦,我忘了说过
Stranger: 那么第一个符号什么意思?(长的有点像我)... 更?
Stranger: 槑字中呆的前一个
You: 额..没明白你问的什么..(当时没弄清楚大叔以为槑字的前一个呆和后一个呆不一样)
Stranger: 嗯... 槑是一个独立的字吗?
Stranger: 不能拆开的一个字 ?
You: 对


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