Two roaches 两只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It*s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere -- it*s so sanitary（卫生的） that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I*m eating!"
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It*s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere -- it*s so sanitary（卫生的） that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I*m eating!"
up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
