我要开始每天读英语笑话了

我又回来了

She Ate All My Bait 她把所有的诱饵都吃了
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn*t catch a single fish." "I*ll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won*t make any noise." "It wasn*t the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."

protested v.声明( protest的过去式和过去分词 )；坚决地表示；申辩
vigorously ad.用力地；有力地；剧烈地
objected v.不赞成( object的过去式和过去分词 )；抗议；拒绝接受；抱反感参考例句

狗也知道这个谚语吗？
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It*s all right," said a gentleman, "don*t be afraid. Don*t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don*t bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

proverb n. 谚语，格言;话柄，笑柄;人人知道的事情，有名的事情;俚谚剧，俚谚...

第三天了，我还是很坚持，很拼的

Can we have our teacher back？
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

superintendent n.负责人；主管人；监管人；监督人
grabbed v.抓住；抓取；抢夺；抓牢 (at； for； onto)

又是一天，第四天了

Needles are not Nice
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob asked. "I came here for a blood test," sobbed1 Bill. "So? Are you afraid?" "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely2. Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?" To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

clinic
n. 诊所，门诊部;特殊病例分析;临床讲授;临床实习课
sobbed
v. 哭泣，啜泣( sob的过去式和过去分词 );哭诉，呜咽地说
profusely
adv. 十分慷慨地;毫不吝惜地;丰富地;繁茂地
urine
n. 尿;小便;下泉