攻击时
Play "Isolate and devour."
Play "One by one."
Play "Ah... delicious."
Play "Blood in the air."
Play "Clever creatures."
Play "They fear me."
Play "Devour their bones."

笑话
Play "To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet."
Play "My purpose is eating deadly creatures. My hobby is eating Yordles."
Play "I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down."
嘲讽
Play "Do not fear death. The best part of you will live on!"
Play "If I eat you, will I learn how to die?"
Play "Hahaha. You're barely worth eating!"

使用进化点时
Play "I am living change."
Play "Evolve and overcome."
Play "They can't keep up."
Play "They will not expect this!"

进化Q技能后，移动或攻击时会增加以下台词：
Play "Limb from limb."
Play "Ready to reap."
Play "Slice them apart."

进化W技能后，移动或攻击时会增加以下台词：
Play "Death from afar."
Play "Pierce and skewer."
Play "Die running."

进化E技能后，移动或攻击时会增加以下台词：
Play "My wings are restless."
Play "I will soar over them."
Play "Strike from above."

进化R技能后，移动或攻击时会增加以下台词：
Play "They won't know what ate them."
Play "In the shadows."
Play "From the dark."

使用霸天异形皮肤时，笑话会变为：
Play "I have evolved beyond jokes. I am now a robot. Beep. Boop."

克格莫

选择时
Play "Time to feast!"
攻击时
Play Kog'Maw growls.
Play "Mmm... FOOD!"
Play "Hunger never sleep."
Play "Smell soft flesh..."
Play "Obey Void!"
Play "Leave no scraps!"

移动时
Play Kog'Maw snorts.
Play Kog'Maw gurgles.
Play "We go."
Play "No rest."
Play "Getting hungry..."
Play "Want meat!"
Play "Oblivion come."
Play "More! So empty."
Play "Feeding time!"

嘲讽
Play "Keep coming! Not full!"
Play "Terror coming... daddy coming!"
笑话
Play Kog'Maw sounds a "Charge!" bugle call.
如果使用圣诞驯鹿皮肤，笑话会变为圣诞歌曲deck the halls with boughs of holly
Play "Fa la la la la, la la la la"
Play "Fa la la la la, la la la la"
Play "Fa la la, la la la, la la la"
Play "Fa la la la la, la la la laaaa"

电脑使用克格莫时
游戏开始
"Oooh, tasties!"
玩家获胜时
"GG!"
电脑获胜时
"Still hungry..."

乐芙兰

选择时
Play "The Black Rose shall bloom once more."
攻击时
Play "Time to make an appearance."
Play "There's no escape."
Play "Watch closely."
Play "What a treat."
Play "Right where I want them."
Play "Surprised to see me?"

移动时
Play "Where next?"
Play "It's all smoke and mirrors."
Play "Patience, summoner."
Play "Tricky, aren't you?"
Play "Are you certain?"
Play "Trust me."
Play "Classic misdirection."
Play "Looks can be deceiving."
Play "Would I lie?"

李青

选择时
Play "Your will, my hands."
攻击时
Play "Strike firmly!"
Play "Their heartbeats quicken."
Play "Worry not."
Play "I'll see this through."
Play "Act free of doubt."