从前从前，有个人爱你很久
度娘：Once upon a time, a man love you for a long time【从前，一个男人爱你很久】
谷歌：Once upon a time, a man love you long time【曾几何时，有一个人爱你很久】
依旧无亮点

老婆老婆我爱你，阿弥陀佛保佑你
度娘：I love you wife and wife, Amitabha bless you【老婆老婆我爱你，阿弥陀佛保佑你】
谷歌：Wife wife I love you, Buddha bless you【老婆老婆我爱你，菩萨保佑你】

你背叛了天长地久，我逃离了来日方长
度娘：You betrayed enduring as the universe, I escaped from the coming days would be long.【你背叛了天长地久，我逃离来日方长】
谷歌：You betrayed forever, I fled to Japan, longer【你背叛了永远，我逃到来日方长】
谷歌还是认为自己后天的英语才能可以弥补先天的语文不足......可是他还是失败了！

暂封

要艾特的这楼

快下了晚安安

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那些曾经泼过我冷水的人。我都会烧成开水泼回去
度娘：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will burn into boiling water poured back.【那些泼冷水的人在我的。我会烧成开水倒回去】
谷歌：Those who have poured cold water over my people. I will go back and firing water pouring.【那些谁超过我的人泼了一盆冷水。我会回去和发射水浇筑】
谷歌够狠！

我曾经爱过的男孩，有世界上最英俊的侧脸
度娘：The boy I once loved, has the world's most handsome face【我曾经爱过的男孩，拥有世界上最英俊的脸】
谷歌：I've loved the boy, with the world's most handsome man in profile.
【我曾经爱过的男孩，与世界上最英俊的男人轮廓】
- -世界上最英俊的男人？那不是楼主的宠物吗

如花美眷，似水流年
度娘：Ruhuameijuan, youth passes as a fleeting wave.【如花美眷，似水流年】
谷歌：Flowery Meijuan, Homecoming.【如花美眷，似水流年】
啪啪啪

沧海月明珠有泪，蓝田日暖玉生烟。此情可待成追忆，只是当时已惘然。[@苏齐suzi
度娘：Mermen weep their pearly tears down a moon-green sea, blue fields are breathing their jade to the sun. Such feeling cannot be recalled again, it seemed long lost even when it was felt then.
【人鱼哭著珍珠泪下的月亮海绿色，蓝色领域呼吸玉太阳。这样的感觉不能回忆了一遍，似乎早已失去了即使是当时的感受。】
谷歌：Sea pearl moon tears, Lantian day Nuanyu raw tobacco. Remembrance into, but was already casting haze of confusion.
【海珍珠月亮的眼泪，蓝田日Nuanyu原料的烟草。此情可待成追忆，但已惘然。】
妹子你太为难他们了..