这一段是我最喜欢的。原对话: Legolas: Final count, forty-two. Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE. Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] Forty-three. Gimli: He was already dead! Legolas: He was twitching. Gimli: He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! [rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch]