今天中午去一家餐厅吃饭，隔壁有家甜品店，吃完饭当散步就顺便进去逛逛，刚好看见一个光头的小男孩趴在橱窗上，哈喇子都快流到玻璃上了，那男孩父亲拉着他就往别处走。突然就想起儿子你，同样喜欢吃甜食，同样是个小光头。
记得你跑来和我应征当儿子的时候，你问我磨合期多久，我说看心情，你跑来喊爹爹爹爹，我回你个+3经验值，现在想起来真挺混蛋的。我们两的相处模式因为加三经验值被我带成了百度贴吧赚经验模式，我还以为你会放弃每天来我这签到一下，结果你居然坚持了，每天叫句爹，每天卖萌，每天都是你找的话题。有一天我给你剔了个光头，你说要去跳河，还带了个哭的表情，贼萌。又有一天你还扒我衣服，挂个金牌小受的牌子，好欲求不满，贼受。我夸你萌，你说你是帅，我说你受，你不服气吼自己是攻。在我眼里不是话题废，能卖萌的儿子都优秀的不得了，立马挺好奇你有几个爹，就问了，你回我两个，居然除我之外还有一个，真想抽你，狠狠的抽。听你说这被抛弃那被嫌弃，想安慰你，我嘴又笨，开始紧张，回了你一个颜表。好像有点偏题…绕回来就是儿子，恭喜你，磨合期过了！另外你是我唯一的儿子！回家给你买一大堆蛋糕冰淇淋薯片！

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