你见过我的小熊吗~

“下一个节目，就是让你...消失！额呵呵 ...

I dated a sugar pine once, just to spruce things up. She turned out to be a birch, nice ash though.
我曾经为了打扮，和一棵糖松约会过。结果她是一棵桦树，好在它的灰烬还算不错！ 【OMG】
Is this what they call “getting stomped?"
这就是人们所说的“被**”么？ 【好吧，我总是关注邪恶的。。】

Ready for a hurtin'?
准备敲人了么？
Share the agony
享用俺的痛苦吧！
Time to troll
魔的无脑时刻到
Suffer as I do
像俺一样挣扎吧！
Smash through the pain
将痛苦统统打碎！

By my will - this shall be finished.
犯我德邦者，虽远必诛！ 【这句特别有感觉啊。。】

You rely on your weapons too much, try letting go.
你们太过依赖自己的武器了，要试着放手~
Balance in ALL things
平衡，存乎万物之间。
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
我的剑刃不但准，而且狠！

召唤师 能不能叫死的时候别像个青蛙。

Negotiations have ended.
谈判结束了。
They will not crush our spirit
他们无法摧毁我们的斗志。
No compromise.
没有妥协的余地。
None will question our resolve
没人能质疑我们的决心。
Where the battle goes, so go I.
哪里有战斗，哪里就有我。
One by one, they will fall.
各个击破，他们必败。
Guess what's about to hit the fan.
你猜，下一个被扇子打到的会是谁？

Got them in my sights!
见一个，灭一个！
Meet the long gun of the law.
见识下法律的大枪吧！
Boom! Headshot.
崩！爆头~
So many bad guys, so little time.
坏人总是太多，时间却又太少。

There is no retreat.
没有退路了。
Welcome the havoc!
迎接浩劫吧！
Destruction approaches
毁灭来临了！
Lavish brutality!
挥霍残忍吧！
Bleed them dry!
放干他们的血！
Chaos will follow
混乱将随后而至。

You found me beautful once...
你也曾见过我的美……
As you wish.
如你所愿
Say please...
要说“请”……
Don't make me beg...
别让我求你嘛……
Of course...
当然……
Don't be coy...
别害羞……
Tell me everything.
告诉我一切，
I'm listening.
我在听。
You're no fun...
你真无趣。
Aren't I a snake in the grass?
我是不是草丛里的一条蛇呀？
Surrender to me!
拜倒于我吧！
Feel my embrace!
感受我的拥抱吧！
Succumb!
屈服吧！
I strike!
我打！
No mercy!
杀无赦！
I'll take care of everything...
我会好好地解决一切的……
How cold blooded.
多冷血吖
Eventually, they all come crawling back
到头来，他们还是全部爬回去了嘛。
You think I'm a freak? Let me get on your level
你们觉得我是怪胎？看我不把你们打回原形！
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil
世界上最大的痛苦，莫过于知道自己很美，却不敢照镜子。
They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise, what do you think?
如意如意，随我心意，快快显灵！……恩？我刚才好像念了一些奇怪的咒语
Don't you find me beautiful?
你是否觉得我很漂亮？

你们那要不要答得那么准那么快啊，不准百度的额