仙剑3与轩辕的各种内幕

求翻译：Have a polar bear(北极熊、下文pb: in north.It pull out fur,until pull out over.It say,oh,shit,very cool!!!!! One day ,penguin(企鹅下文p) go to north look pb. p say,your fur in where? pb,you don't look?yes no yes...pull out over... p,why? pb,beause vety cool!!! p,relly? pb,yes. so p pull out over full too.p say,oh,your mother, relly very cool!!!!!
（真心不懂，求翻译）

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好吧，来报道了