从前有一家蛋糕房，蛋糕房有个小师傅，做各种可爱的甜点蛋糕。做的好，舍不得卖，自己吃了， 做的不好，卖不出去，又自己吃了……怎么就养了个赔钱货！他老板怒了，然后把他给吃了

今天他刚走进校门，那群女生就叽叽喳喳的围了过去。“老湿，这件衣服不错哦～”“就是，看起来帅呆了～”，他撇了撇嘴：“是吗，可是我老公不喜欢。”话音刚落，一个熟悉的男声在他身后响起：“我可没说不喜欢你的衣服，我只是不喜欢你在我面前穿着衣服而已～”“= =校长早上好～”


土豆娇喘着:“慢，慢点”优酷邪邪的笑道:“新婚之夜你竟让我慢，要好好调教呢。从今天起，你是我的人了。”巅峰来临之际，优酷突然停下，土豆诧异:“怎么停了?”优酷:“缓冲…”
报应！

想要瓶邪专场

想要瓶邪专场

多年后，我依旧是那个不谙世事守着古董店的小老板，一副活的没心没肺的样，胖子总戏称“天真，你小店该找个老板娘了~”我笑骂“小爷我看你合适”胖子抖掉一身鸡皮疙瘩。夜幕降临，我卸下白天的伪装，抚摸着黑金古刀才发现想他想的厉害，老板娘？除了刀的主人，谁还有资格当？
天真一定不会抛弃小哥的！

“小哥，我们决定去报复三苏，你说怎么办？”
“杀了他……”
“杀他太便宜他了！而且没有职业特色！”
“我是说，杀了他，等他下葬，倒他的斗。”
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西冷印社的镇店之宝是把不太起眼的刀，
曾有人想出高价购买却被吴邪拒绝了。
为此胖子没少在他面前念叨，
那个惜刀如命的男人现在连贴身的宝刀都不要了，
他还会在乎你吗？
吴邪只是淡淡一笑，然后低头反复擦着手里的黑金古刀。
“胖子，其实这是小哥给我的聘礼。”


【吴邪,内裤破了个洞】小哥拎着内裤一角好无辜样。这也跟我说?天真扶额【扔了呗】【你帮我补】【小哥…家里真不缺】【要补】【…好吧】怕了你了,突然想到淘宝网上有卖补丁贴,嘿嘿…小哥你别怪我啊。隔天天真把补好的内裤扔给小哥,小哥展开一看,只见JJ处赫然4个大字【此鸟有主】


你答应等他十年。前五年你当上吴家当家风头无人能及。第六年秀秀嫁小花你笑着恭喜。第七年门槛被媒人踏破不为所动。第八年族人逼你相亲。第十年无奈定下婚约。第十三年他回来，得一纸遗书。三年前你未成亲就自尽身亡，留给他一句话：我把时间停在第十年，这样就可以一直等你


当闷油瓶伏在吴邪身上，两人渐渐步入高潮，他轻声说「吴邪，叫我的名字…」被叫做吴邪的人，脸微微发红，小声念到「张…嗯啊…张开腿…」
这名字。。。

“我要跟吴邪爸爸睡”小邪赖在瓶邪夫夫卧室不走。张起灵肯定不干，虎着脸“回自己屋去”小邪倔强一动不动，张起灵妥协凑到他耳边小声“你想怎么样？”谁知那小鬼眼珠狡猾的一转也学着小声“我想让小花当我媳妇”“好，明天我就去提亲”说着就把张小邪这讨厌的小鬼踢出门外
竟然跟老爸一样腹黑。。。

【舌吻!舌吻!】胖纸带头起哄,吴邪脸红得结结巴巴【不行…最多亲一下脸…】,见小哥没反对的意思,眼一闭就凑上去亲他侧脸,小哥头一转,吴邪就触到一个柔软湿热的唇,死闷油瓶居然…还舔了他一下,众人嘘声一片,吴邪的脸瞬间“轰”得烧了起来【小哥,你…】,小哥依旧一面瘫脸【嘴滑】…嘴…滑…
嘴滑。。。