还以为度娘抽了。。。我之前存了几个准备发在一楼的。。。都还没有发表成功就X了。！！！ 你菇凉的。。。老娘存了几个经典的了。。

今天听到地铁两人对话：“真巧啊！我们两个发小同时怀孕！给以后的孩子结个娃娃亲吧！” “好呀，如果我们都生的是男孩，就让他们搞基；如果都是女孩，就让她们百合；如果是一男一女……就让他们结为兄妹！!”
尼玛！！ 瞬间我人生观价值观彻底颠覆。。

某二位男子喝醉酒，乱了性，第二天一早，受从睡梦中醒来，浑身酸痛，转头看见另一人正悠闲地坐在沙发上抽烟，地上床上一片狼藉，当即尖叫：“擦！你这个混蛋！你赔我的清白！”某男漫不经心地瞟他一眼，吐了个烟圈，道：“你每次都这么说。”

哈哈哈。。这个看的懂吧

吴邪觉得小哥每天都盯着天花板发呆特没劲，胖子说“给小哥买个MP4呗，解闷！”
一天，吴邪看着小哥听的入神，嘴角边还挂着笑容，就抓过他的耳机来听
“啊....小...哥...嗯....轻...点”
“咔”耳机碎了。
“张..起灵！！谁他妈教你录音的!”
小哥不语看着天花板。
“死胖子！！我要杀了你


[请用一个词形容张起灵]
潘子：“倒斗高手。”
小花：“情敌。”
黑眼镜瞅了瞅小花：“间接情敌。”
胖子：“话说天真同志昨晚跟小哥呆了一夜，你最有发言权了，要发自肺腑的！”
吴邪低着头，脸红一阵白一阵，半晌挤出两个字：“流氓。”
by:小妖


“我对你很失望。”白玉堂冷笑，“昔日南侠，如今竟甘心屈就狗官麾下！”“不，你不懂！”展昭激动道，“包大人是打着灯笼都找不着的好官！”“我还没有黑到那个地步啦！”一旁观战的包拯咆哮道。
哈哈哈

恩？看过了

恩？看过了

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“喂，你掠走我的新娘是什么意思？”
“没什么，就是看着不爽！”
“你…你…”新郎指着男人，气的说不出话来。
男人顺势凑近低语，“没了新娘，我赔给你一个新郎，如何？”


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