以下为本次排演场景的剧本 Claire——C Phil——P Jay——J Gloria——G Tom Balaban P:This is all happening so fast,juliana. C:I know. And I have to be home to my husband by midnight. P:Ooh,a twist. C:Phil! Phil? My coat is stuck! P:Who's phil? C:No,not now. Seriously,my coat is stuck! P:Oh,honey,take off your coat! C:Are you kidding me?! Pull it. P:Oh,my goodness. C:Pull it. C:Not good. Not good. Not good! Not -- C:Okay. Okay. Okay. P:Come on up. Treat 'em like they're regular stairs. It's okay. Come on through. Happy valentine's day. You look lovely. So do you. Stranger:Not in a weird way. P:How are you? Hi. C:Hi. P:Let met just get in here. Let me get in here. C:Okay. Tom:Phil? P:Hey,tom! Hi. How are you? C:Honey,claire,you remember tom mickelson from the office, And his wife,susan. C:I do. Hey. Tom:Is your coat stuck? C:It is. It really is. P:Yeah. C:It's in there pretty darn good. Tom:why don't you take it off? C:Um...I'm freezing cold. Tom:Well,at least let me give it a shot,okay? C:Oh,you know what I don’t P:Oh,I don't think -- no,no,no,no,I got it. C:I..I Balaban:Mr. And mrs. Dunphy? Hey! C:Principal balaban! P: Hey. How are you? C:Hi. Balaban:Who's,uh,clive bixby? P:Oh. Uh...He makes speakers. He's actually in town for a trade show. C:Phil. Balaban:Oh...My. Are you stuck? C:Yeah,I am. A...Little bit. Balaban:Why don't you take off that coat? C:Um,I'm chilly. Tom:It's really jammed in here. Balaban:Let me P:oh,no, think we're okay. Passwater:Mrs. Dunphy! C: Oh! Are you kidding me?! Hi! Luke's math teacher,miss passwater! P:"passwater."huh <Pause> P:We're good! We're good! I talked to maintenance. They're -- they're coming,so go on ahead. C:Oh. P: See you guys. See you later. See you at school? Good to see you guys. Maintenance is gonna take care of it. So we're fine. C:Okay. Okay,how long till they get here? P:I was faking it. No one's coming for us. C:Well,then,go and get them! Hurry! That was the most embarrassing moment of my life! J:Claire! Phil! C: Stand by. P: Hey. J:What,did you get your belt stuck? C:I did. Yeah. Yeah. J:Well,take your coat off. Here,let me help you. C: No,no,dad,dad... J:Come on,what are you,naked under there? J:Oh,geez. G:It's okay. I got this. P:O...Kay. G:Claire,follow my lead,okay? C: Okay. C: Wow. Okay. Thank you. G:It has happened to me before. P:That was impressive. J:Take it down a notch,"clive." P:You okay? C: Yeah,I'm good. P:All right. Happy valentine's day. C: Happy valentine's day. G:Ciao P:See ya. C:Bye. P:Oh,sorry,see you guys