If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.
如果Vigoss大神有个三岁小妹妹，她的DOTA应该比你玩的好。
Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either.
Vigoss大神不是上帝，但上帝也不是Vigoss大神。
Vigoss can maim使残废 with yasha.
Vigoss大神用夜叉也能打出残废。

When Vigoss picks up rune古代北欧文字，神秘的记号，神符, it lasts for the whole game.
当Vigoss大神捡到一个神符，效果整场比赛都不会消失。
Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.
Vigoss大神甚至不需要魔兽争霸就能打DOTA
Vigoss can see the chat聊天 of the opponents对手.
vigoss可以看到对面的聊天


Vigoss doesn’t need mana.
vigoss不需要蓝
Vigoss can blink in fog of war.
vigoss可以在战争迷雾中闪烁
When the allies盟军 of Vigoss kill Roshan, he doesn’t drop cheese. It’s automatically transfered to Vigoss’s secret inventory slot物品栏.
vigoss的队友打了roshan，roshan不会交出奶酪。奶酪自动传送到vigoss的秘密物品栏中~


Originally, the item Aegis of the Immortal was named Aegis of the Vigoss. They decided it would be too imba, nerfed it and changed the name.
起初，不朽之守护的名字叫Vigoss之守护，但是他们坚持认为这太imba了，于是不朽盾不仅被取消连名字也被换了。
Rumour has it that Vigoss has a microchip in his brain, which allows him to give telepathic心灵感应术的 commands to his PC.
When they asked Vigoss about these rumours, he laughed and said “I don’t need a microchip to do this.”
谣传Vigoss的大脑里有一块能让他与电脑直接沟通的芯片，当有人问及Vigoss此事的时候，他笑着说”我不需要用芯片就可以的”
Vigoss receives money from leading hardware companies, as he is the second main cause for damaged keyboards after spilled coffee.
Vigoss通过代言一些硬件公司来赚取外快，因为他是继咖啡洒落到键盘而导致键盘损毁以外的第二大因素。

Bill Gates owes Vigoss money.
比尔盖茨欠vig钱
Vigoss does not play dota – he IS dota.
vig不玩dota，他就是dota~
Vigoss always plays in -wtf mode. After the game, his enemies can only say “WTF?!?!”
vig常玩wtf模式。打完后，他的对手只会说wtf？
Vigoss is the reason why SA always stays hidden.
vig就是隐刺为什么永久隐身的原因
Vigoss eats the World Tree with a tango, not to mention what happens if he’s playing vs. Treant Protector :/
vig可以用吃树吃掉世界之树，即便是对面有树精卫士- -

There is no ‘Attackl’ button on Vigoss screen. Vigoss is always in Attack mode.
vig的屏幕上没有攻击键按钮。因为vig总是在玩攻击模式
Vigoss beat the Frozen Throne in a staring contest.
vig用一个凝视秒杀冰封王座
Vigoss doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
vig不喘气，他留着空气作为人质
To make the game more balanced IceFrog decided that from now on Dagger of escape can not be used by Pudge,Veng and Vigoss.
为了使游戏更加平衡，IF决定tf、vs、vigoss不可以使用跳刀
Once Kanga from TeG went to gang Vigoss while he was farming in the forest.Kanga never came back. (Some older players might understand this^^)
一次TeG的Kanga去gank在树林中farm的vigoss。Kanga就没有再回来过。。

Vigoss has a pet – Mirana’s Frostsaber.
vig有个宠物-mirana的霜刃豹（wow中的）
Scientists have found that if Vigoss dies in DotA more than 10 times the World will come to an end.
科学家发现如果vig在dota中挂掉10次以上，世界将会灭亡
You wonder why there aren’t any Orcs,Trolls,Night Elfs etc. in our realm领域范围 ?! Vigoss vanquished征服 them all.
你问为何没有兽族、暗夜精灵、巨魔等种族？！vig把他们都干掉了~
When u play in game vs Vigoss [1v5 ofc] all players in game bow infront of their monitors against their will
当你们与vig对战时（当然是1v5），所有玩家会情不自禁俯首称臣
If u dare to leave a game even once when u play vs Vigoss he press DEL and u go to visit Doom Bringer
如果你敢在和vig玩时退出，vig按下DEL键你就回去见爸爸了~

There is a asterism called Vigoss
有一个叫做vigoss的星群
when vigoss catch HASTE rune in the water his ms = 533
vig在河道吃到极速符，然后他的速度达到533- -
Vigoss is still angry at IceFrog cuz he lied about “The divine rapier was granted by God hi***ef to the rebels in the war of the magi.” ; the truth
is that Vigoss gave it to them…
vigoss依旧对IF不满，因为IF说谎：“圣剑是在法师大战中由上帝亲手交给反叛军的。”事实是vigoss给他们的。。。


When you click on Vigoss to see his inventory, fatal error occurs.
当你点击vigoss来看他的背包时，电脑崩溃了。。。
Vigoss doesn’t need the map version when he sees replays because replays see Vigoss.
vigoss不用转换版本看rep因为rep看vigoss（rep主动要求vigoss观摩- -）

Vigoss once last hit with Techies.- The Lord God
vigoss曾经一度被拉登持续关注——the lord god（以下此处皆为玩家ID）
Using Guinsoo's Scythe of Vyse's hex施法 on Vigoss doesn't turn him into a sheep; it just turns him on.- Musik
用羊刀羊vigoss不会把他变羊；只会把他变回来。 ——Musik
Vigoss once sold Quelling Blade.- TehPwnr
vigoss卖掉了他的补刀斧！ ——TehPwnr
When Vigoss uses Forcestaff on himself, he doesn't force himself forth, he forces the map back.- SlashStrike
当vigoss对着自己用推推时，他没能把自己推向前，反而把地图向后推了！ —— SlashStrike
Vigoss gets Wand charges from his own spells.- SlashStrike
vigoss自己施法也能给他的魔棒充能！ ——SlashStrike
Vigoss buys Hand of Midas, and wins.- SlashStrike
vigoss买出点金手，然后就赢了~
Vigoss can dominate Roshan with HotD. - TehPwnr
vigoss可以用支配头盔支配roshan


Merlini tried to juke vigoss, but the trees moved out of fear. - Black.Rose
Merlini试图跟vigoss玩绕树林，但是树林因为害怕全跑了- -
Vigoss can stack orbs effects. - Royal_Naga
vigoss可以重叠法球。。。
Vigoss CAN attack Roshan from there. - The Clown
vigoss可以在哪里就攻击roshan！（那里？泉水？、、、）
Vigoss doesnt get lag, he gets bullet time. - LostFlip
vigoss从来没有延迟，像子弹一样顺畅


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vigoss can crit while phased .
vigoss可以在使用相位时打出暴击（相位原理大家懂得。。）
pudge was once a beautifull creature. then he tried hooking vigoss, vigoss ran willingly into hook. pudge got dragged to vigoss. the rest is too
brutal to state (and might get me banned on playdota)
屠夫曾经是个帅小伙。他试图钩vigoss，vigoss如他所愿上了钩，结果屠夫被vigoss拽过去了。之后的事情太残暴就不一一表述了。。（而且会使我不能再玩dota）
cp6uja_ tried banning vigoss from the forums, and failed miserably. Serbians are to this day still afraid to leave their fountain.
cp6uja_（塞尔维亚战队）试图ban掉vigoss，之后不幸的失败了。然后塞尔维亚人直到今天仍然不敢踏出泉水一步。。。
vigoss can amuse axe.
vigoss可以吼住斧王

Michael jackson did not bleach漂白 himself....he played against vigoss. - F(Black|Heart)
MJ没有做漂白手术。。。他只是和vigoss打了一把。。。
Vigoss had survived 10 nukes from his backtrack.
vigoss使用他的“回到过去”（JB脸的闪避）技能躲掉了10次致命攻击。。。
Without taking even 1 level of backtrack.
即使只有1级回到过去他也不会被击中。。
Vigoss has 7 inventory slots.
vigoss有7个物品栏
Vigoss can use Thundergod's Wrath. To observers.
vigoss可以对OB（观察者，裁判）使用雷神之怒
Once upon a time ,there were 3 guys,who decide to attack Vigoss.2 off them died trying to stun him.The 3rd guy didn't know what to do : attack him or
run away.Then Vigoss turned to him and told him "Don't you know who I am?". The 3rd guy lied down , pretending to be dead.
曾经3个家伙要去干掉vigoss。其中2个挂了当他们试图晕住vigoss的时候。第三个不知所措：攻击他还是跑路、、、这时vigoss转向他说：你们不知道我是谁吗？第三个人就倒下
了，装死。。。

Vigoss played as an observer once, the game announcer told "The observer has won the game" - Auto_kill
vigoss做过OB，结果游戏提示“OB赢得了游戏！”
Vigoss once played with 10 seconds delay. He won in 10 seconds. -Milkyboi
vigoss曾经顶着10秒的延迟玩，然后他在10秒钟之内获胜