加州旅店版:
On a dark mountain highway, cool wind in their hair
Warm smell of engine rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light
His head grew heavy, and her sight grew dimmer
They had to stop for the night
There a waiter stood in the doorway;
They heard the mission bell
And the PKU guy was thinking to himself,
’This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed him the way
There were voices down the corridor, he thought he heard them say...
Welcome to Lingshan Hotel
Such a lovely place (no police can find)
Plenty of room at Lingshan Hotel
Any time of the weekend, you can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Motorola V 998+
She’s got a lot of latest, latest models of mobile phones, with which she called him.
How they did it in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some postures learnt from AV, some learnt from animals!
So he called up the Captain, ’Can the telecommunication signal cover this area? ’
He said, ’We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969’
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to Lingshan Hotel
Such a lovely Place (away from calls)
They all switch off the mobile phones at Lingshan Hotel
What a nice surprise: A night with no bother!
Protections all being taken away, the mates were on fire
And they said ’everybody lives only once, they shouldn’t be the only happy ones.’
And in the Dean’s chamber, they gathered to call the police
The bobbies searched with their steely knives, but they just can’t find a thing!
Last thing the PKU guy remembers, he was running for the door
He had to find the passage back to find a phone box.
’Relax’ said the night man, ‘She’s employed by the hotel.’
’You can check out any time you like, but you can never get back the phone.