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I was explaining to my son the importance of keeping your penis clean.
"You pull the skin back, and wash the area underneath thoroughly."
"How often do I need to do that Dad?" He asked.
"Officially? Every time you bath or shower... Unofficially... Only when you think there's a genuine opportunity of a blow job."
这个也重口味
"You pull the skin back, and wash the area underneath thoroughly."
"How often do I need to do that Dad?" He asked.
"Officially? Every time you bath or shower... Unofficially... Only when you think there's a genuine opportunity of a blow job."
这个也重口味
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There are 3 things in life that are certain -
Death,
Taxes,
and that if you load up Windows Media Player and the volume control is set right down to 2 or 5 out of 100, it means that the last person on there was watching p0rn.
定律：打开电脑的播放器发现音量被减小到2%-5%说明最后一个用这电脑的是在看x片 笑死
Death,
Taxes,
and that if you load up Windows Media Player and the volume control is set right down to 2 or 5 out of 100, it means that the last person on there was watching p0rn.
定律：打开电脑的播放器发现音量被减小到2%-5%说明最后一个用这电脑的是在看x片 笑死
sickipedia上还有很多说中国人的笑话 大部分都是说中国人多或者长得一样 不怎么搞笑 最精彩的就是黑人的racism笑话 还有金发美女的笑话都蛮重口味的
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?问曰：金发美女的左腿会和右腿说什么？
Nothing, they haven't met 答：他们根本没合上过。。。。
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?问曰：金发美女的左腿会和右腿说什么？
Nothing, they haven't met 答：他们根本没合上过。。。。
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
这个超级重口味 但是爆笑
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
这个超级重口味 但是爆笑
还有拿法国人开涮这个是经典了 笑了我一下午 大家可以去看看http://www.sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/13
但是我觉得说法国人最经典的是传说中比利时人的笑话：低价买下法国人 然后高价卖给他自己
Why does the French flag have Velcro?
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
法国国旗为什么有白色？因为战争时期可以拿走蓝色和红色然后拿来用。。。。
但是我觉得说法国人最经典的是传说中比利时人的笑话：低价买下法国人 然后高价卖给他自己
Why does the French flag have Velcro?
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
法国国旗为什么有白色？因为战争时期可以拿走蓝色和红色然后拿来用。。。。
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