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魔道了

秀翻了

Yesterday's hometown, I came to see that I was dressed in tatters, my face was haggard, my father and mother were a little unwelcome, I felt that I was embarrassed to them, hey, as a result, during the family party in the evening, I accidentally revealed that I used a star card package, 105G general traffic + 30G directional traffic per month, 100 minutes of voice! Best of all, it's a permanent package! No speed limit! And I also opened the 5G basic package, which is a noble 5G user! The monthly rent is only 29, and again, the permanent package! No speed limit! 105g+30g！ 100 minutes of voice! It shocked the whole family at that time! They all flattered me and praised me, where do they have a group of countrymen who know how to play cards? I didn't show a sense of superiority in my heart, I was very low-key and humble, and I gave them enough face. There is no impermeable wall in the world, today next door Ah Hua came to play with me, their family also discussed with my parents, and gave Ah Hua Xu to me, I know, they must see that I have a star card to want to bind with me, after all, there are still 2 sub-card places! Brothers rest assured, I am very sober, I will never be wronged, I will sign a prenuptial agreement with Ah Hua! In the future, it will be considered a divorce! It's mine too! Don't try to cheat on marriage!

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汝之秀，吾不及也！

过年了，不要再讨论什么星卡、沃派、抖卡、911了。你带你辛苦养的一堆电话卡回到家并不能给你带来任何实质性作用，朋友们兜里掏出一大把钱吃喝玩乐，你默默的在家里盯着你的手机看5g下载速度、查询连接的基站频段。亲戚朋友吃饭问你收获了什么，你说我办了个29月租电信星卡，105g+30g还带100分钟通话，亲戚们懵逼了，你还在心里默默嘲笑他们，笑他们不懂你的流量卡，不懂你的星卡带语音包的含金量，也笑他们用着129以上的套餐。你父母的兄弟姐妹都在说自己的子女一年的收获，儿子买了个房，女儿买了个车，姑娘升职加薪了。你的父母默默无言，说我的儿子一年换了好几个手机号，打电话还不一定接得到，交话费的钱越来越多了。

穷的只剩下星卡了

你这样，那我联通1000g怎么办，要娶章子怡吗