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这周来个经典的
1L喂百度。


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华丽沙发。


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Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up. 在不听话iPod没收,     
Where are you going? And with whom? 你要去哪?和谁去?     
And what time do you think you're coming home? 你想要什么时候回来?     
Saying "Thank you", "Please", "Excuse me" makes you welcome everywhere you roam. 说谢谢、请、对不起让你去到哪儿都受欢迎。     
You'll appreciate in my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown. 等你长大了你就知道我是为了你好。    
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own. You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly. 你自己有了孩子你就明白了,你就会感谢我的良苦用心。     
But right now I'll thank you not to roll your eyes at me. 但是现在我要谢谢你没对我翻白眼儿。     
Close your mouth when you chew we'd appreciate. 吃饭时候不说话。     
Take a bit maybe two of the stuff you hate. 不挑食,不爱吃的东西也试着吃一两口。     
Use your fork. Do not burp. Or I'll set you straight. 用叉子,别打饱嗝,我会纠正你,     
Eat the food I put upon your plate. 吃完盘子里的食物。     
Get and "A". Get the door. Don't get smart with me. 考试要考好,去开门,别和我顶嘴,     
Get a grip. Get in there. I'll count to 3. 快点,过来,我数到三。     
Get a job. Get a life. Get a Ph.D. Get a dose of. 找好工作,有好的生活,读博士,下功夫,     
I don't care who started it. 我不管是谁先打谁的。    
You're grounded until you're 36. 你被禁足到36岁,    
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven's sake. 看在老天的份上直接说一次实话,    
And if all your friends jumped off the cliff? Would you jump too? 他们去死,你也去啊!     
If I've said it once, I've said it at least a thousand times before that. 这话我都说你一千遍了。    
You're too old to act this way. It must be your father's DNA. 多大了还不懂事。一定是你爸的遗传。     
Look at me when I am talking. 我说话时看著我,    
Stand up straighter when you walk. 走路的时候腰板挺直,     
A place for everything and everything must in place. 东西要放好     
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about. (Oh!) 别哭了,不然我会给你真的会让你哭的东西,     
Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Get your PJ's on. 洗脸,刷牙,穿睡衣,     
Get in bed. Give me a hug. Say a prayer with mom. 上床了,抱一下,和妈妈祷告。    
Don't forget. I love you. 别忘了,我爱你。     
And tomorrow we will do this all again 明天我还要从头再说你一遍,    
because a mom's work never ends. 因为妈妈的工作永远不会结束     
You don't need the reason why. 你不需要知道原因,     
Because, because, because, because! 因为,因为,因为,因为,     
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so! 我说了算,我说了算,我说了算,我说了算,     
I'm the mom. The mom. The mom. The mom.The mom. Ta- da 因我是你妈,我是你妈,我是你妈,我是你妈,
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我好久没抢到这贴的沙发了


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我知道我知道!
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妈妈唠叨之歌= =


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