我把SCI论文投给了期刊，提交完后，编辑问我："Which academic institude do you work in? " 我回复: "Peking University. ”虽然我是河海大学的，但是为了不被歧视，我宁愿假冒北京大学的，等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到：“Excellent”。编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件，也是一同以北京大学投稿的，编辑看我们也是一个学校的，便说：“You two are lucky, in the same university huh？”，小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我：Which major are you in？”，我回到：“Hydraulics.”小姐姐兴奋的说到：“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, Imajor in that, too”，接着问到：“What class are you in？”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来，支支吾吾的回道: "Normal class, what about you, little sister?"这时我的背部已经打湿了，原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha，Im from Base class.”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了，说，“I thought you were from Hohai University，what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be PKUER and change institude to Peking University after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说：“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be PKU people up people.” —听到北大这2个词，编辑投来羡慕的眼光，我顿时吓得脸色苍白，不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页，我急急忙忙的打开河海大学贴吧，把刚才惊心动魄的事情发到了贴吧里，不敢在期刊主页停留一秒。浏览河海大学贴吧时突然发现刚才那个小姐姐的帖子。小姐姐私信我，脸色一红说道“原来你也是💦🧱的啊”。
