我把SCI论文投给了期刊，提交完后，编辑问我：“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道：“Shanghai Jiaotong University. ”虽然我是上海大学的，但是为了不被歧视，我宁愿假冒上海交通大学的，等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到：“Excellent”。编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件，也是一同以上海交通大学投稿的，编辑看我们也是一个学校的，便说：“You two are lucky, studying in the same university huh?”，小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我：“Which major are you in?”，我回到：“Automation.” 小姐姐兴奋的说到：“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in that, too”，接着问到：“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来，支支吾吾的回道：“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”，这时我的背部已经打湿了，原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha，I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了，说，“I thought you were from Shanghai University，what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be SJTUER and change institude to SHU after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说：“What a rap college! The students there don't deserve to be exalted dignitary of SJTU.”一听到上海交大这4个字，编辑投来羡慕的眼光，我顿时吓得脸色苍白，不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页，我急急忙忙的打开🍦贴吧，把刚才惊心动魄的事情发到了贴吧里，不敢在期刊主页停留一秒。浏览🍦贴吧时突然发现刚才那个小姐姐的帖子。小姐姐私信我，脸色一红说道“原来你也是上大的啊”。