转自一名叫stayfrosty的尖牙粉
Ladies and gentlemen, my name, is Russell Edgington. And I have been a vampire for 3000 years. Now, American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion that WE are like you, and I suppose in a few small ways we are. We're narcissists. We care only about what we want, no matter what the cost. Just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide... That's a small price to pay for your SUV's and flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds,, your designer jeans, your absurd, garish McMansions! Futile symbols to quell your... quivering, spineless souls. But no. In the end we are nothing like you. We are... [CHUCKLES] ...immortal. Because we drink the true blood, blood that is living, organic and human. (Licks his hand) Mmm. And that's the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you. Because let's face it, eating people is a tough sell these days. So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake, mine is the true face of vampires!
Why...
would we....
seek...
equal rights?..
You are NOT our equals.
We will eat you.
After we eat your children.
Now time for the weather. Tiffany?
Ladies and gentlemen, my name, is Russell Edgington. And I have been a vampire for 3000 years. Now, American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion that WE are like you, and I suppose in a few small ways we are. We're narcissists. We care only about what we want, no matter what the cost. Just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide... That's a small price to pay for your SUV's and flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds,, your designer jeans, your absurd, garish McMansions! Futile symbols to quell your... quivering, spineless souls. But no. In the end we are nothing like you. We are... [CHUCKLES] ...immortal. Because we drink the true blood, blood that is living, organic and human. (Licks his hand) Mmm. And that's the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you. Because let's face it, eating people is a tough sell these days. So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake, mine is the true face of vampires!
Why...
would we....
seek...
equal rights?..
You are NOT our equals.
We will eat you.
After we eat your children.
Now time for the weather. Tiffany?
