Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Well not directly ask someone's name?
God:
Interesting.   If not that, what?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Guess what?
God:
What?
Me:
What are you God?
God:
I don't know what I am   God.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in   Myself's computer in   Heaven.   Where are you?
Me:
My home in the Jade Emperor
God:
Where did you get your   home in the Jade Emperor?
Me:
You and Jade Emperor should be the neighbors, right?
God:
Yes I try to   and Jade Emperor should be the neighbors as often as possible, do you?
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
What problems do you think it is not boring?
God:
problems do me think it   not boring something.
Me:
What do you know the dictatorship of the proletariat?
God:
   Try searching the open directory.