Me:
yi dian    not yi diar
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
NO
God:
You must be American.    
哥是美国人 0.0

Me:
dan   teng
God:
" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."?   dan teng?
Me:
You are not god    because I am   bu jie   shi
God:
What makes you think I am not   god because you are bu jie shi?
真好玩 - -