Me:
You're a big pig
God:
How big?   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.   No I am a robot.
Me:
God:
Auf der Erde.
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Would you like to eat banana?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
I think you are ugly-looking
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am   ugly looking.
Me:
God:
Im uns bekannten Universum.
Me:
you're name is God?
God:
My name is   God.
Me:
Can you speak Chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
..
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
Can you speak animal's language?
然后他无语了
中间有些合写