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【课业】You were urging to be.

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1楼2010-07-02 21:13回复
    这是交给学校的课业,英文写的,雷者自行绕道。
    有很多字呢被百度和谐了。
    若之间写【和谐】,就是分隔两个字。例如Lipѕ. |【和谐】|Blood(因为ѕ【和谐】B被和谐了)
    若之间写【同一字】,就是同一个字却被百度和谐。例如ѕ|【同一字】|mile(因为ѕ【和谐】m被和谐了)
    於是麻烦大家了。
    Background Music ( you can listen to it while reading this story) : Nirvana – Lounge Act
    Drums and guitars shrieked in the silence. The ringtone of Skull’s phone rang in a sudden with a loud bang just like an exploding bomb. The man lying on the sofa answered the phone. His eyes were half-opened in a half-asleep mode.
    “5,000,000,” the man said.
    “The price is too high. Lower it to 4,500,000.”
    “5,000,000.”
    “C’mon man…”
    Lark hung up the phone before the man had spoken anything more. He threw the phone back to Skull, then lied down and closed his eyes. Skull was standing next to him. He sat on the edge of the sofa, looking at black haired Japanese man, ѕ【同一字】miling but also frowning. He told Lark that there was no use being so tough.
    Lark didn’t give a response. Skull looked out of the window. Snowflakes were landing on the earth just like the feathers on angels’ wings coming off. He, a member of mafia, was not ashamed of his own dirtiness. He tidied hiѕ    blue hair then put his leather jacket on. His army boots knocked on the floor in a regular rhythm. Footsteps were not been heard by Lark anymore until he was outside the room.
    Chapter 1.
    You liked to ѕ【同一字】mile with a dirty look on your face. Your eyebrows were blue, your hair waѕ blue. You were born to be a weirdo. You looked good, really good. You had a nice nose. You also had nice eyes although the right one was red. Your lips looked good even though Christmas’ arid weather tore the skin on your lipѕ. Blood oozed through the pink flesh like a river.
    You were quite interested in that Japanese man, huh? That was pretty obvious.
    You stood next to Lark all the time. You liked to observe his every movement. You tend to talk to him every second if he was next to you. Your mouth just couldn’t stop spitting out words even though he didn’t give a response.
    Someone once said that you were a homosexual. You asked that guy, why not? The man looked at you with disgust on his face. You didn’t pay a tiny bitsy bit of attention on that guy.
    You turned around and looked at Lark. He was repairing his guns and weapons. The humidity went through his hair when wind blew. He looked up and realized that you were looking at him. He glanced at you and then he continued repairing his weapons. You weren’t disappointed just because of his reaction but you seemed to be pissed off.
    You lent your phone to Lark just a while ago. He received a call from a Chinese. The Chinese said that he would like to buy the weaponѕ but he demanded a lower price. Lark didn’t deal with it. He threw you back the phone and ignored your existence. You looked out of the window for five seconds or less, then you left Lark’s department.
    


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      You knew that Lark could hear your words, so you didn’t really get down when he neglected your speech. You simply would leave for a while and then would retrace your stepѕ back to Lark’s department. You asked him, do you want my help? Lark glanced up at you. He looked at you with doubt.
      “You do really think that you are qualified to help?” he asked.
      “Yes, if you hope so,” you answered with a ѕmile on your face. The muscles of the two sides of your cheeks ached when you ѕmiled. You knew that you had already ѕmiled too much, but you just can’t get rid of that bad habit. You couldn’t demount your disguise. You had already been used to live with a mask on your face.
      Lark ѕmiled coldly. He raised his right eyebrow. Hiѕ black eyeѕ blazed in interest. He ordered you to look for a consumer who could deal with within three days. You replied that the mission was just as easy as a pie.
      Chapter 2.
      You knocked on his door the next day. There was a piece of paper in your hand. Lark opened the door and saw you standing with a white head. You walked into his living room without permission. The snowflakes on your hair immediately melted because of the warm air which was produced by the warmer.
      You took off your gloves and took a package out from your jacket’s pocket. You went into Lark’s kitchen again without his permission. Boiling water was poured into a Japanese styled tea cup. You unwrapped the package and inside was green tea leaves.
      You handed Lark the cup of green tea when he was shivering on the sofa. Italy’s winter iѕ much more colder than Japan’s. You know that he was extremely thin that he hardly had a layer of fat which could protect him from the thrilling coldness.
      He didn’t thank you. He didn’t even nod but he grabbed the cup of tea and curled up in the mountain of cushions.
      You didn’t mind what he did. You didn’t care whether he wants to listen to you or not. You read our the words on the piece of paper in a voice that the girls in pubs said that it was very soft and magnetic. But you must face the truth. Lark was not a woman. He was a man. And that’s why you replied ‘why not’ when the mixer in the pub said that you were a homosexual.
      On the paper there was a list of consumers. Their phone numbers, addresses, e-mail addresses and photos were printed out tidily. Lark snatched the piece of paper and read it. He asked you how much do you want. You said that you were not greedy, and then you held up your five fingers.
      Lark frowned. He complained that it was too much. He said that he would offer you thirty percent of the amount of money that he would earn. You self-surrendered because you knew that Lark always walked his own way and would not give way to others.
      You said, deal. Lark held out his fist and thumped it on his left hand. He also said, deal.
      You said that you knew a man who was a terrorist from Iraq. He needed a large amount of AK-47s to shoot around. Lark didn’t disagree with you. But he didn’t nod. He ordered you to decide carefully. If not he would beat the crap out of you.
      


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        No one could beat the crap out of you but someone could beat you to death. You grabbed Lark’s handѕ before he give out the next punch. You pressed him on the floor and warned him not to move, if else you would squeeze his throat and let him choke to death.
        Lark breathed deeply and calmed himself down. He heard you saying, we failed. We failed. Lark pushed you away. He howled, “Who f-in’ cares? I don’t f-in’ care!” You saw him aiming at you with his gun. You felt that you were in great danger.
        You held up your hands to your ears. You walked forward until the gun was touching your forehead. You smiled at Lark. You smiled at him in a freaky way. You said that you were going to buy the guns.
        Lark stood back with his gun still pointing at you. He glared at you and shrieked, “Shut up, you liar.”
        You started to play the game with Lark. You had a bet: One, he doesn’t sell the guns to you and you will die. Two, he will sell the guns to you but he will loose.
        You repeated that you would buy the guns. Lark shot his gun. He sneered, “I don’t need you. F- off, you’re cutting far too close to the bone.”
        You didn’t react. Lark put down his gun and kept glaring at you. At last, you chuckled. “Fine, good bye then.” You turned around and walked away. You looked at the footprints on the snow, and then you looked up to the cloudy sky.
        You had already had a plan.
        Chapter 5
        You knew that Lark bought an airline ticket to Japan on that evening because you had checked his phone conversation record. You immediately bought a ticket to Japan online. You knew that Lark was living in Osaka.
        You put on the leather jacket that you always wore. There were scorches which were made by the cigarettes you smoke. You started wearing this leather jacket when you were 13 --- when you left your first mafia family.
        You got into a taxi. You had a suitcase but you didn’t put in any clothes. You had only your passport, ID card, wallet, cell phone, airline tickets and the suitcase. You were not planning to have a long trip but a short outing just like school picnic.
        You went on the plane. You didn’t know whether Lark was on the same plane with you or not. You told the flight assistance to fetch for a cup of red wine for you. You looked out of the window and saw the clouds. You saw Lark’s face appearing among the clouds.
        You became unconscious during the rest of the flight. You saw the clouds which were white became pink, pink turned into deep blue. You felt that the lights around you went dark. The people around you became quiet and motionless. Somebody snored, some children cried because they couldn’t find their teddy bears, some wives kissed their huѕbands goodnight. You sat on your seat, remained at the same position.
        It waѕ bumpy when the plane landed on Osaka. You were wide awake at last.
        You took your suitcase and went through all those checks. You looked at one of the pages of your notebook. There was an address on it.
        


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          You went into a taxi. You didn’t know how to speak Japanese so you showed the taxi driver the address.
          Very soon you arrived your destination. You got out of the taxi with your suitcase in your arms. It was heavy, very heavy that you couldn't hold it just by one hand.
          You looked up at the Japanese styled house. The doors were locked and seems like nobody was inside. You looked around and at last you saw an opened window. You threw your suitcase inside and climbed in. The room was decorated in a dark tone. You were sure that this room was Lark’s room.
          You sat on hiѕ bed and started to look around. You found out that there was no unnecessary decorations in his room. His room was just as plain as a hotel room.
          You walked around his house. You went into his kitchen and opened his refrigerator just as if that was your home. You weren’t very close to Lark, but you hoped to be.
          You went back to his room with a glass of Hokkaido fresh milk in your hands. You licked your lipѕ because you want more and soon the milk ran out.
          You were bored at last. Osaka was not snowing but the freezing weather drove you nuts.
          You closed the window and looked at your suitcase which was placed on Lark’ѕ bed. You opened it at last. £1000 Euro billѕ brighten up the room with its value. It was flashing, brightening, lighting and shining. You left the suitcase opened because you wanted to give Lark a surprise.
          You heard somebody’s key was inserting into the keyhole. You heard that somebody was walking into the house. You heard that the door was closed at last and somebody was walking near.
          Somebody opened the door and saw you. You saw Lark who saw you. You had a smile on your face.
          Lark stood next to the bookshelf. He glared at you without emotion. His eyes were black as usual but his lips were stretched into a smile.
          You showed him the case of money, and then you poured the bills on hiѕ bed. You rained the money all over the room. The money landed all over your body and his feet.
          You were happy. You thought that that was the most perfect day in your life. And why do I felt the same that day? I didn’t know, but I was delighted because as a weirdo, as a man with blue hair and a good looking appearance, as a man who was seemed to be a homosexual and a lunatic, I was appreciated by the man I had ever dreamt to be close with.
          Finished at 15:03 1st July’2010
          


          6楼2010-07-02 21:14
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            忘了说,lark是云雀,skull是骸


            7楼2010-07-02 21:16
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              lz好强大......
              这都写的好
              先占再看的


              8楼2010-07-02 21:18
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                头晕了……看见英文我就眼花啊……我跟英文咋就这么没缘分呢?!【泪奔】
                言归正传,求翻译……= =


                9楼2010-07-02 21:21
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                  坐下慢慢看...看了开头感觉很美T^T


                  10楼2010-07-02 21:22
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                    阿血=皿=————————————————————————![揍
                    嘤嘤我去找词典[喂


                    IP属地:河南11楼2010-07-02 21:23
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                      我想说我看不懂英语...................
                      跑去翻箱倒柜找词典/_\


                      12楼2010-07-02 21:41
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                        表示看到英文头晕眼花。。。。。。。求翻译+1...


                        13楼2010-07-02 21:44
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                          QAQ 每章开头的排比和第五章萌SHI!
                          脑补骸飞去日本找云雀然后在云雀屋里等他回来。一边看云雀的房间一边想云雀这个人……QAQ萌!!
                          我好喜欢这个骸XD
                          一直一直喜欢云雀,然后一直一直快乐。
                          不过英文实在很菜所以理解肯定有很大的雾所以最后还是……求翻译|||
                          


                          14楼2010-07-02 22:07
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                            阿瘀你……………………我中三刚毕业你竟然……………………
                            【默默翻字典看文中
                            北鼻你果然好强我们怎么能不交往


                            IP属地:上海15楼2010-07-02 22:25
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                              2025-08-19 13:30:36
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                              字典不够用。。求翻译+n【T T我去好好学习英文 泪奔


                              16楼2010-07-02 22:32
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