钓鱼吧 关注:3,000,151贴子:47,326,566

回复:周末加班,妻子突然让我给她转520元,结果不小心转给了女上司

只看楼主收藏回复

此钓鱼非彼钓鱼


IP属地:江苏来自Android客户端374楼2022-11-16 10:04
回复
    一个苦逼会计临死前的最终幻想罢了


    IP属地:上海375楼2022-11-16 10:05
    回复
      2025-12-26 17:51:23
      广告
      不感兴趣
      开通SVIP免广告
      药不能停啊,兄弟


      IP属地:河南来自Android客户端378楼2022-11-16 10:24
      回复
        钓鱼这么无聊吗,还顺便写了本小说出来了


        来自iPhone客户端379楼2022-11-16 10:29
        回复
          骗哥们可以,别把你自己也骗到了就行。哥们被你骗了真无所谓的,打个哈哈就过了。但希望你打完这段话后擦一下眼角,别让眼泪掉在手机屏幕上了就行。你说的这些话,哥们信一下也是没什么的。还能让你有个心里安慰,但这种话说出来骗骗兄弟就差不多得了,哥们信你一下也不会少块肉,但是你别搞得自己也当真了就行。哥们被你骗一下是真无所谓的,兄弟笑笑也就过去了。真不是哥们想要破你防,你擦擦眼泪好好想想,除了兄弟谁还会信你这些话?
          It's nothing to believe what you said, man. It can also give you a comfort, but it's almost enough to cheat your brother. You won't lose a piece of meat if you believe me, but don't take yourself seriously. It really doesn't matter if you cheat me, brother. It's over when you smile. It's not true that the elder brothers want to break your guard. Wipe your tears and think about it. Who but brothers will believe you? You know that she won't have any intersection with you. She may make friends with anyone but you, and she may show things other than everything you know about her. She will laugh, cry, and be sad, and have a normal but happy life. But you can't see anything but her face. In the future, she may choose a Mr. Right from her friends, and she will blossom every side of herself wantonly in front of him. She will stand on tiptoe in front of him to kiss his lips, bury her in his broad chest, spoil her willfully, and swell her cheeks to pretend to be angry. But you can't feel anything except seeing her once. I can't feel the temperature of hugging her and the charming hair fragrance that I threw myself into my chest. I can't feel the gentle whisper in her ear after every touching, and I can't feel the pleasure of growing up with her and having children and grandchildren. You, you've only met her once, but you already know what happened afterwards, but you're not involved.
          兄弟たちをだますことはできて、あなた自身をだまさないでください。兄弟たちはあなたにだまされて本当にどうでもいい、ハハをして通り過ぎた。しかし、この話を終えたら目頭を拭いて、携帯電話の画面に涙を落とさないようにしてほしい。あなたの言ったことを信じても何もありません。あなたに心の慰めを与えることもできますが、このような話をして兄弟をだますのはそう遠くありません。兄弟たちはあなたを信じても肉を減らすことはありませんが、自分も本気にしないでください。兄弟たちがあなたにだまされても構わない、兄弟は笑ってもすぐに過ぎ去った。本当に兄弟たちがあなたを破ろうとしているのではありません。あなたは涙を拭いてよく考えてみてください。兄弟以外に誰があなたの言うことを信じますか


          来自iPhone客户端381楼2022-11-16 10:39
          回复
            但凡有两颗花生米,你也不至于醉成这样!


            来自Android客户端382楼2022-11-16 10:40
            回复
              想讨好就要一步到位自己包


              IP属地:广东来自Android客户端383楼2022-11-16 10:45
              回复
                现在是……幻想(意淫)时间


                来自Android客户端384楼2022-11-16 10:47
                回复
                  2025-12-26 17:45:23
                  广告
                  不感兴趣
                  开通SVIP免广告
                  骗哥们可以


                  IP属地:山东385楼2022-11-16 10:48
                  回复
                    真相一泡尿呲醒你


                    IP属地:安徽来自Android客户端386楼2022-11-16 10:49
                    回复
                      我不同意,我建议每人家里出一万一,帮老师买套离学校近的房子,这样老师车房都有了


                      IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端387楼2022-11-16 10:50
                      回复
                        醒醒吧,领导让你7:45到,要是迟到了罚款520元


                        IP属地:河南来自Android客户端388楼2022-11-16 11:04
                        回复
                          都让开,我尿黄,我来滋醒他


                          IP属地:广东来自Android客户端389楼2022-11-16 11:07
                          回复
                            这个小说文采不行


                            IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端390楼2022-11-16 11:07
                            回复