Dance of dragons Chapter 57
“If we were free, said Penny, we could find the Queen. Or go search for her, at least.”
You on your dog and me on my sow, chasing after a dragon across the Dothraki sea. Tyrion scratched his scar to keep from laughing.

御林铁卫参政下场可不好

小恶魔卷二在君临一堆 记着小恶魔调戏蓝赛尔为自己所用那段很搞

Game of thrones chapter 47
The king closed his eyes and seemed to relax. “Killed by a pig,” he muttered. “Ought to laugh, but it hurts too much.”

Book 5 Chapter 33
Penny “ Did you truly cook a singer in a stew?”
Tyrion “ who, me? No. I do not cook.”
暗黑的幽默