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姐夫戏小姨,本来不稀奇”——超强版

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从前有位秀才,某天随太太回娘家,向岳父拜寿, 

因一时高兴多喝了几杯,当场醉倒,被送回书房休息。 

没多久,他的小姨子到书房拿东西,见姐夫睡的枕头掉地上, 

便替他捡起来,顺手扶起他的脖子,想替他枕好, 

没想到秀才人醉心不醉,一见机会难得,便拉着小姨子不放. 

小姨子用力挣脱后,愤怒之余,就在墙上题诗以泄愤: 

[好心来扶枕,为何拉我衣?若非姊姊面,一定是不依。该死!该死! ] 

秀才等小姨子走后,下床一看,觉得很不好意思,便题诗辩白: 

[贴心来扶枕,醉心拉你衣,只当是我妻,不知是小姨。失礼!失礼! ] 

秀才题完后再睡,其妻见墙上诗句,不禁醋火中烧,也题诗一首: 

[有意来扶枕,有心拉她衣,墙上题诗句,都是骗人地。彼此!彼此! ] 

不久,小舅子也看到,不觉技痒,也提了一首: 

[清心来扶枕,熏心拉她衣,姊妹虽一样,大的是你妻。清醒!清醒! ] 

后来被岳父发现,不禁大怒,也提一首诗,以作警告: 

[不该来扶枕,不该拉她衣,两个都有错,下次不可以。切记!切记! ] 

岳母因心疼女婿,只得题诗一首诗,来打圆场: 

[既已来扶枕,也已拉她衣,姐夫戏小姨,本来不稀奇。别提!别提!


1楼2006-01-20 23:03回复
    续一: 

    小姨的未婚夫看到后,也气愤的题了一首: 

    可怜来扶枕,居然拉她衣,你敢戏小姨,我要戏你妻。公平!公平


    2楼2006-01-20 23:04
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      续二: 

      秀才自己的老爸看到后,也题了一首: 

      应该来扶枕,也可拉她衣,反正大已娶,多个更便宜!努力,努力!


      3楼2006-01-20 23:04
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        续三: 

        秀才的老妈看到老头子题的后,觉得老头子的想法很好,也题了一首: 

        既然来扶枕,拼命拉她衣。一个好洗碗,一个去拖地!幸福,幸福


        4楼2006-01-20 23:05
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          续五: 

          路人乙: 

          无人来扶枕,何处拉她衣。小子本无妻,还想戏小姨!做梦,做梦


          6楼2006-01-20 23:06
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            续六: 

            路人丙: 

            小姨来扶枕,我就拉她衣。不只是小姨,还戏小小姨!加油,加油


            7楼2006-01-20 23:06
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              续七: 

              路人丁: 

              贤妻来扶枕,随便拉她衣。如果娶贤妻,何处戏小姨?郁闷!郁闷


              8楼2006-01-20 23:07
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                路人辛: 

                贤妻来扶枕,只有拉她衣。贤妻无姐妹,何处戏小姨?可惜!可惜


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                  路人戊: 

                  秀才系人妖,木有小JJ,如若能接上,定能戏小姨。可悲,可悲


                  10楼2006-01-20 23:07
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                    路人戊: 

                    秀才系人妖,木有小JJ,如若能接上,定能戏小姨。可悲,可悲! 

                    路人己: 

                    医学真神奇,秀才你莫急,接个狗东西,照样戏小姨。简单!简单!

                    路人A
                    小姨也是人,也有性空虚,该戏就得戏,闲着也可惜。同去!同去!

                    路人B
                    你来戏小姨,我去戏你妻,如觉不过瘾,四人同一床。4P!4P!


                    11楼2006-01-20 23:12
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                      什么呀?~~~~~~~~~~


                      12楼2006-01-21 07:31
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                        哈哈哈!!!
                        写的好!!!


                        13楼2006-01-21 08:40
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                          呵呵~~


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