23集英文字幕

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Okay, we've got
power to the laser.
2
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I should've brought
an umbrella.
3
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What for?
It's not going to rain.
4
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I know that, but with
skin as fair as mine,
5
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moon burn is a
real possibility.
6
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That's a "bazinga," right?
7
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One of my best,
don't you think?
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(forced giggle)
9
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Howard, do you want
to double-check
10
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the equatorial mount
on the laser?
11
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We need it locked onto
the Sea of Tranquility.
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You got it.
13
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Oh, Raj, no.
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Billions of dollars have gone
into inventing the Internet
15
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and filling it
with pictures of naked women,
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so we don't have
to peep through windows.
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It's not like that.
18
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I'm watching someone's TV.
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<i>The Good Wife</i> is on.
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I tell you, this is
my new <i>Grey's Anatomy.</i>
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Leonard, Leonard.
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What is that?
What is that?
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Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
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How on earth
can you say
25
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"dirty sock" and "relax"
in the same sentence?
26
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Sheldon, the world is filled
with dirty discarded socks.
27
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Not my world.
28
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Hey, you know who'd really dig
seeing this experiment? Penny.
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I wasn't aware that
lunar ranging was her thing.
30
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Although, I suppose the
retro-reflector left on the moon
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by Neil Armstrong
does qualify as a shiny object.
32
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Why don't you
ask her to come up?
33
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I don't know, it's still
34
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a little weird
since, you know...
35
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She dumped you?
She didn't dump me.
36
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We were just in different places
in the relationship.
37
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I fail to see how a relationship
38
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can have the qualities
of a geographic location.
39
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Oh, it's very simple.
40
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Leonard was living
in a little town
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called "Please don't leave me"
42
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while Penny had just moved
to the island of "Buh-bye."
43
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Screw you guys.
44
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I'm gonna go see if she's home.
45
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If it's not
too much trouble,
46
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I'd like to point this
at the moon now.
47
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Wait a second.
48
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The good wife is crying.
49
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Something's very wrong.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪

101
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positioned reflectors
on the surface of the moon,
102
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and we're going to
shoot a laser off
103
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one of them
and let the light bounce back
104
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into this photomultiplier.
105
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Oh! That's very cool.
106
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ZACK:
One question.
107
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How can you be sure
it won't blow up?
108
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The laser?
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The moon.
110
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See, now this is
a man for Penny.
111
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That's a great
question, Zack.
112
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No, it's not.
113
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PENNY:
Sheldon!
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Play nice.
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It's not a great question.
116
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How could somebody
possibly think
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we're going to
blow up the moon?
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<i>That's</i> a great question.
119
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Don't worry about the moon.
120
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We-We set our laser to stun.
121
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Smart.
122
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Now, we'll be able to see
the beam when it leaves,
123
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but it won't be strong enough
when it comes back
124
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to be seen by the naked eye.
125
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Naked.
(laughs)
126
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Right. Uh... funny.
127
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Uh, that device,
there, will measure
the photons that return
128
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and let us see it
on this computer.
129
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Raj, get them
some glasses.
130
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Cool, it's gonna
be in 3-D?
131
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Preparing to fire laser
at the moon.
132
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Make it so.
133
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(metallic thumping)
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(thumping stops)
135
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There it is.
There's the spike!
136
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2.5 seconds for the
light to return.
137
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That's the moon!
We hit the moon!
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(laughter, shouting)
139
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That's your big experiment?
140
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All that for
a line on the screen?
141
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LEONARD:
Yeah, but, uh,
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think about
what this represents.
143
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The fact that
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we can do this
is the only way
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of definitively proving
that there are man-made objects
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on the moon, put there
by a member of a species
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that only 60 years before
had just invented the airplane.
148
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What species is that?
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I was wrong.
150
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Penny can do better.

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