★趣向★【0417小说】个人趣向的英文小说

Ahn Seok-hwan plays the father of Woo-min’s playboy ex. (I wonder if the playboy ex will be Kim Ji-suk’s character, or if they’ll give those traits to someone else.)
Ryu Seung-ryong plays the planning director of a museum project that Jin-ho is trying to acquire. His drama character has a different name than his book character, which makes me think that they’re changing the character a little.
Chapter 1: “Failed business of love”
Looking uncharacteristically pretty (she attended a wedding), Woo-min joins a group of friends for drinks, and her mood quickly sours — one of her acquaintance-friends has been bragging about her new fiance, and shows him off. Only, Woo-min recognizes him as her recent ex, Jae-wook.
This is unacceptable for a few reasons. Woo-min realizes that in order for the math to work out, this means he was cheating on her! When she didn’t have sex with him, he dropped her. Woo-min thinks bitterly, “Of course. Who’d date me? It was strange that a guy as normal-looking as him fell for me in the first place!” She fumes, “Yeah, good riddance…. And be happy… then both cheat on each other and catch AIDS and die! I won’t go to your wedding but I’ll sure go to your funeral!”
As the drinking party breaks up, she finds herself left with an old acquaintance, Won-ho. As they keep drinking, he confesses his love for her, which shocks her since she’s not the most perceptive girl. But some time and many drinks later, Woo-min wakes up to find herself in a compromising position — Won-ho has taken her to a motel and is about to have sex with her! Woo-min is startled, but willing to go along partly out of pity since Won-ho has so fervently declared his love for her. But as she starts to make sense of her surroundings, she discovers that she’s on a bed, her handbag is still hanging from her shoulder, her shoes are still on. She starts feeling offended, and worse, used. He didn’t even bother to take off her handbag and just removed her underwear? This isn’t the act of a man who has been in love with a woman for years, it’s the act of a horny bastard saying whatever he has to to get a woman in bed, who doesn’t even take care that it’s her first time.
This hammers in the hurtful idea that all men want from her (or any woman) is sex. They spout words of love but if they don’t get what they want, they just toss the woman away. Woo-min shoves Won-ho aside and insists he stop. He ignores her protests, insisting on continuing (of course), so finally she reaches into her bag and produces a pair of scissors, threatening to make him into a eunuch. Don’t worry, she says, she’s got glue too. Wisely, he runs.


另开了一楼，其实小说除了韩文的人名看着别扭，写的还可以凑和着看。

Go on pasting:
Chapter 2: “I’m ready for a gay boyfriend”
In the aftermath, Woo-min is understandably bitter. It also impresses upon her how untrustworthy men are — they may vow love and utter sweet nothings, but how can you believe them when they’re just saying that to get into a woman’s pants? Confiding in her friend In-hee, Woo-min wishes that she had a gay boyfriend. It would be ideal — you could talk with him and feel secure having a man around the house, but not worry about being taken advantage of sexually.
Woo-min’s wish isn’t entirely silly; the book points out that it’s not because she is especially attached to the idea of having a gay friend. Rather, this is a shorthand way of expressing her desire for friendship and trust without the burden of sex. And Woo-min knows it’s mostly wishful thinking, brought on by a movie marathon of Hollywood films featuring gay best friends (My Best Friend’s Wedding, Next Best Thing, ha).
Now we meet Jeon Jin-ho, who wakes up to a surprise: his longtime family friend Hye-mi is in town unannounced and has let herself into his apartment. She gaily announces that his parents put her up to it; they told her to come to Korea and not return to Canada until she’d wrung a marriage proposal out of Jin-ho.
The two grew up alongside each other, and although they have dated other people, it’s been understood that they would marry eventually. Of course, both were always free to break off the pseudo-engagement if they really wanted, but it seems that neither has found a reason to. Jin-ho sees Hye-mi as a cute younger presence in his life. Perhaps he doesn’t feel entirely platonic — she is beautiful and affectionate — but he isn’t moved by romantic feelings. Nor does he think Hye-mi loves him — or at least not as much as she loves the idea that they’re good together.
To achieve her goal, Hye-mi takes up residence in Jin-ho’s apartment. No-nonsense Jin-ho has no desire to become a toy in Hye-mi’s scheme, and decides that the less he sees of her, the sooner she’ll realize he’s serious and give up. Therefore, he starts looking for a room to rent for the next month or two.
The real estate agent alerts him to a great opening that just became available, and to Jin-ho’s surprise, he recognizes the hilltop house. It was once featured in an architecture magazine, and the man who designed it, Park Chul-han, is famous. Park is very protective of this particular house — a perfect blend of traditional and modern with an appreciation for nature — which is regarded as his best work, and has not allowed curious visitors inside to see. Jin-ho agrees to take the room.
Unfortunately, a disgruntled voice interrupts the conversation. A disheveled mess of a woman — wearing oversized track pants, a shabby sweater, and thick red glasses — comes home, and corrects the rental agent. She had specified that the room was available only to women. At her flat dismissal, Jin-ho feels a burst of indignation. Logically, he understands that a single woman wouldn’t feel comfortable rooming with a man. However, he has a “pride cometh before a fall” moment, because he is a man who takes care of himself and bothers to dress well, and his pride feels insulted that such a grubby mess of a woman would actually consider herself in danger of HIS attentions. As if!
He wants to retort, “You can rest easy, since I don’t see you as a woman AT ALLLL!” but of course he can’t do that. Instead, he finds himself irrationally replying, “You see, I’m gay, so that shouldn’t matter, should it?”


Chapter 3: “The worst roommate”
Almost immediately, Jin-ho regrets his rash comments. He had actually wanted to say, “If I’m with you, I feel as little attraction to you as I would if I were gay, so you can rest easy.” What provoked him to make his insane declaration?
Meanwhile, Woo-min exults to In-hee that she has found her gay boyfriend/roommie. In-hee doesn’t believe her — how is it she asks for this very ridiculous thing and one falls into her lap right away? She must be mistaken. But no, Woo-min assures her that it was Jin-ho himself who introduced himself as gay. In-hee wants to get a good look, so the two ladies plan for a working evening at Woo-min’s house on the night Jin-ho is scheduled to move in. In-hee brings her clothes and fits them using Woo-min as her model.
Likewise, Sang-joon is just as curious to see what this situation is like, and prods Jin-ho for details. Jin-ho goes overboard describing his disgust for his totally tacky ajumma landlord, so Sang-joon pictures a fat middle-aged woman. When the men arrive at the house, outgoing and affable Sang-joon goes first and greets the ladies — and sees with shock that they’re actually both gorgeous. Woo-min looks particularly appealing today, dolled up in In-hee’s fashionable clothes that reveal her figure much more than her customary tracksuits. Sang-joon teases his friend for purposely lying so that he could keep the hottie for himself. Jin-ho concedes that Woo-min doesn’t look as disastrous tonight, but still insists that she’s a weird ajumma who is utterly unattractive to him. (Who doth protest too much?)
Of course, both ladies assume that Sang-joon is Jin-ho’s gay boyfriend. Woo-min likes Sang-joon’s pleasant manners (and he’s actually closer to her fantasy than the curt Jin-ho), but she decides to lay down some basic ground rules — even if the men are dating, it may become uncomfortable for Woo-min if Sang-joon gets too comfortable and is constantly sleeping over. Intending to ask Jin-ho to be mindful of this, she knocks on his door and hesitantly enters. And sees naked Jin-ho! Alas, she’s not wearing her glasses so her vision is blurry, and she assures him that she didn’t see a thing. Woo-min makes her request about Sang-joon, and as Jin-ho is hardly eager to have his friend poking around (Sang-joon doesn’t know that Jin-ho is masquerading as gay), he replies that it won’t be a problem.
To Jin-ho’s mortification, he hears Woo-min talking outside in hushed tones with In-hee. In-hee asks if she saw anything, and although Jin-ho can’t see Woo-min’s response, it’s only clear what she means when she answers, “It was about this long?” Worse yet, he feels indignant at In-hee’s response, tinged with disappointment: “Only that much?” He has to calm himself down and resist the urge to drag Woo-min back in and insist that she take a proper look with her glasses on!
Urg, he fumes, this is the worse roommate ever.


Chapter 4: “Caught by an ankle”
(“Caught by the ankle” is a phrase meaning you’ve been ensnared — i.e., he “caught me by the ankle” and used my weakness to threaten me into agreeing. But in this case, it’s true both in the figurative AND literal sense. Ha.)
Jin-ho is now living with Woo-min, but they’ve barely seen much of each other, mostly because Jin-ho prefers to avoid her. He hasn’t been back to his own apartment, either, so Hye-mi calls to demand why he’s not coming home. She has been drinking and bursts out tearily that he’s being mean — after she came all the way from Canada to see him!
Hye-mi’s friend Tae-hoon (played by Im Seul-ong, at left) takes over the phone, respectfully addressing Jin-ho as his hyungnim. Jin-ho thanks him for taking care of her, leading Tae-hoon to ask hesitantly if he’s really going to marry her. In Tae-hoon’s opinion, it doesn’t seem like Jin-ho loves Hye-mi — if he did, he’d come running to help her. Rather than being offended, the question makes Jin-ho think seriously about his relationship with Hye-mi.
Coming home from work late at night, Jin-ho finds Woo-min dozing on the couch, listening to a fairly obscure Japanese musician he likes. He still thinks of Woo-min with disdain and therefore is not eager to draw similarities between them, even when it turns out they’ve got a number of things in common. For instance, when Woo-min awakens, she shows him sketches she’s drawn for new characters on the TV program and asks Jin-ho for his opinion. He picks her favorite, and when he compliments her drawing, she says she used to dream of being a manhwa artist — something Jin-ho also once wanted. He doesn’t share that with her, of course.
Woo-min gets hungry, and suggests they head out to a neighborhood grill restaurant. He tries to decline, but she insists. Sighing, Jin-ho decides to go, although he can’t resist commenting on her ugly sweater, then chides himself for bothering (“So what if she looks homeless?”). Woo-min isn’t offended, and cheerfully takes his advice and changes. (And assumes he paid attention to her style because he’s gay, of course!)
To Jin-ho’s dismay, he recognizes a professional acquaintance at the restaurant — Kim Sung-han, the planning director for the new museum building project Jin-ho’s team is hoping to acquire.
(Note: The character’s name is different, but it sounds like this will be the character played by Ryu Seung-ryong. If so, I LOVE it. You’ll see why in a moment.)
Woo-min gets tipsy drinking soju and starts to air her grievances about men and how they all want sex. Embracing Jin-ho as her new confidant, she talks loudly, and he dearly hopes that Sung-han cannot hear them. Especially when she engages the nearby ajusshi in conversation and clarifies that Jin-ho, of course, is different. Jin-ho tries to hush Woo-min, but she says in a loud whisper, “He’s not like other men! Because HE’S GAY!”
The reason I find Woo-min 

so adorable is because she’s a little dense, but she means well and she speaks out of a genuine good nature. This makes for hilarious exchanges, such as when she asks him for a piggyback ride home. He balks, and she immediately corrects herself, “I’m sorry. I suppose your back is reserved for Sang-jun only?” Grimly, he orders her on his back and carries her home.
Later, he comes out of his room to find Woo-min sleeping on the sofa. The glimpse of her sleeping face and her bare legs strangely attracts him, and he feels the urge to touch one ankle. Knowing this is crazy, he convinces himself that he’s only going to move her leg, which is dangling over the edge at an awkward angle, and does so… which is when Woo-min wakes, wondering groggily why he’s touching her leg. Thankfully she accepts his lame excuse that she looked uncomfortable — but she takes it a step further and he finds himself roped into giving her a leg massage. (HA! Serves him right.)
Chapter 5: “Things that ought not be suffered”
Disturbed at his wayward feelings, Jin-ho tries to ignore them, wondering if he’s a perv to be attracted to such a mess of a woman. He decides it’s because he’s been celibate so long: this can be fixed moving out and finding a girlfriend.
At work, he takes a meeting with the museum’s planning director, Sung-han from the restaurant, who regretfully tells him that they have decided against working with his company after all. Jin-ho recalls the scene at the restaurant, and suspects this may have something to do with it. He broaches the topic carefully, asking if this has anything to do with last night (implication: Do you have something against working with gay people?). Sung-han assures him that it’s not it, and confides that the president suddenly decided he wants to hire Professor Park’s (Woo-min’s father) team.
Jin-ho can’t give up after all the work his team has poured into the project, and pleads for one more chance. He’s confident that he, a longtime devotee of Park, can design in his style even better than Park’s associates, who may not have the man’s aesthetic.
Sung-han agrees to give him another chance, and shakes his hand. And then comments, “Your hands… are quite nice.” Jin-ho smiles uncomfortably, and wraps the meeting up. Sung-han, however, draws out the conversation, even inviting Jin-ho along to a trip at his vacation villa with other friends. Jin-ho politely says maybe next time, and gets up to go. But Sung-han insists on going to lunch together, just the two of them.
Alarmed, Jin-ho puts two and two together. Surely… he’s not making a move on him? He starts to set Sung-han straight, but Sung-han grabs his hand and confesses, “Actually, I liked you from the first time I saw you. When I found out the truth yesterday, you don’t know how glad I was!”
Thankfully, best buddy Sang-jun opens the door and interrupts this cozy moment, and Jin-ho escapes. Now he has to explain the situation to Sang-jun, who finds this wonderfully entertaining. So Woo-min thinks he’s gay? Jin-ho puts a swift end to his amusement by adding, “Not just me, you too.”
Jin-ho’s impulse is to put an end to this whole wretched mess by moving out, but now his work project is tied up in Woo-min’s house. He must stay there in order to study it thoroughly if he wants to land this project.
Meanwhile, Woo-min receives fresh oysters from a co-worker friend, who shares the batch her mother had sent from her hometown. Excited to have something to share with Jin-ho, Woo-min gets busy cooking them in a gratin dish. Can you see where this is heading?


Chapter 6: “The intersection of hate and love”
Yup, food poisoning!
The next day at the office, Jin-ho starts to feel ill. He heads to the pharmacy for a tonic to settle his stomach, but unfortunately he can’t hold it in any longer and has to use their bathroom to relieve his diarrhea. Dammit! This would be humiliating for anyone, but it’s even worse for Jin-ho, who has his cool, chic image to uphold. Plus, he’s been flirting with the cute pharmacist for weeks.
When he returns to the office, he has an odd visitor: Woo-min’s friend In-hee, who was “just in the neighborhood.” He receives her curtly and declines her suggestion to lunch together, which insults her pride. Put out, she tells him he’s being quite rude when she was just trying to be friends, but he replies that he has no desire to make new friends and excuses her.
And he doesn’t even know the full truth! After meeting Jin-ho at Woo-min’s house, In-hee had felt attracted to him and thought it was too bad he was gay. For some odd reason he doesn’t ping her gaydar, which is usually accurate; in the fashion field, she works with a lot of gay men. Not ready to give up on him until she has to, In-hee is out to confirm for herself that he’s unavailable. Upon leaving his office, she sees someone else arriving, growing suspicious to witness Jin-ho’s friendliness toward Hye-mi. She hangs back and requests a talk with Hye-mi, who is just as curious to figure out who this lady is.
Both women exaggerate their claim on Jin-ho. Hye-mi calls herself Jin-ho’s fiancee, which tips In-hee off that something doesn’t add up. Jin-ho is either lying to Hye-mi that he’s straight, or he’s lying to her that he’s gay. Either way, this gives her the confidence to boldly state that she’s Jin-ho’s girlfriend. Of course, Hye-mi doesn’t believe her, but she can also sense that things don’t add up and can’t completely dismiss In-hee’s claim.
Woo-min hears from her friend that the oysters were bad, because her mother had sent the wrong batch. Woo-min worries, because Jin-ho had eaten them all. What if he got sick? She hadn’t had a chance to taste any because she had offered them to Jin-ho, thinking to eat together. He, feeling uncomfortable with his newfound attraction, had opted to avoid her and took the dinner plate to his room.
When he gets home that evening, she asks if he got sick and experienced any diarrhea. Normally he’d be too proud to admit it, but he’s irritated and barks that yes, he got sick and it’s all her fault! Immediately, she feels contrite and fusses over him, giving him things to settle his stomach. She offers to make him some soothing porridge, and hurries off to the kitchen.
As she walks away, Jin-ho finds himself inadvertently looking at her legs. Too bad she’s wearing long trousers today, and Jin-ho chides himself furiously, “What the hell! Why are you disappointed?!”
He awakens from a nap to hear yelps from the kitchen, and comes out to see it looking like a hurricane hit. Woo-min is not much of a cook and has burned her attempt at dinner. Jin-ho takes over, and as he cooks (and she marvels), he finds her cute for the first time. In no time he’s got a delicious spread prepared, which they eat together. He even forces himself to drink the instant coffee she makes him, which is noteworthy coming from a guy who refuses anything if it’s not his favorite gourmet brand.
They take a walk outside while chatting, and she tricks him by slipping in fake stories as she relates the history of the house, then teases him for being gullible. All in all, the mood is pleasant, and Woo-min tells him, “At first impression you seem difficult, but once you get to talking, you’re like a longtime friend, and you accept jokes well. That’s why I get a very comfortable and friendly feeling from you, do you know that?” This is possibly the first time he’s had someone describe him that way, and he’s embarrassed and pleased by it.
As they lie down under a tree, she falls asleep. He tries to wake her, but for some odd reason — possibly the romance of the moment with the beautiful surroundings, gentle wind, flowery fragrance in the air — he finds himself leaning over to kiss her forehead.
And then he comes to his senses. Alarmed at his feelings, Jin-ho dives into his go-to source of comfort with manhwa books. He picks up a collection from the manhwa store and heads home. Woo-min glances at the titles and recognizes them — it’s a rather obscure series — and comments how rare it is to find a friend who likes this artist. In fact, she once had a friend in an online club who liked this artist, and they’d hit it off. They even had similar user names, and she’d been sad when he stopped writing her.
This is starting to ring a bell, especially when she mentions that his user name was “Spark Boy.” He laughs in disbelief and asks, “Then, Spark Girl? Was that you?”


Chapter 7: “The silver fish vs. the she-cat”
Woo-min remains unaware of In-hee’s designs on Jin-ho, so when she receives a call from her friend suggesting another sleepover, she doesn’t think too much of it. She’s not enthusiastic about a girls’ night — she’s working late — but In-hee brushes Woo-min’s concerns aside and says she’ll be happy to wait up. Jin-ho will be there to let her in, so there’s no need to rush — take her time! Inwardly, In-hee hopes that Woo-min doesn’t come home at all so she can seduce Jin-ho without complications.
Thus In-hee drops by Jin-ho’s office to suggest heading home together. He had dismissed her the last time she dropped by unannounced, but this time she has Woo-min as an excuse so he can think of no good reason to turn her down. On their way out, they are stopped by an angry Hye-mi, who assumes that In-hee is the woman Jin-ho is living with. Jin-ho sighs, trying to muster up the energy to deflect Hye-mi, thinking she’s going to whine about him moving back home. To his surprise, she calmly invites herself to check out his new digs — she wants to see how he’s living.
I have a mental image of In-hee standing off against Hye-mi with exaggerated glares a la High Noon, a tumbleweed rolling by between them. Hye-mi thinks to herself that In-hee looks like a silver fish (a hairtail fish, i.e., skinny and pinched looking), while In-hee mentally calls Hye-mi a she-cat (i.e., wily and sneaky).
At the house, In-hee acts like this is her home and that she’s Jin-ho’s roommate, careful to make these comments out of earshot of Jin-ho. Thus when Woo-min later arrives home, In-hee has to act fast to keep her various lies from entangling. She can’t explain who Hye-mi really is because she doesn’t want to reveal that Jin-ho may be straight, so she takes Woo-min aside to explain that Hye-mi is Jin-ho’s clingy, annoying younger sister. Thankfully for In-hee, Woo-min is tired from work and immediately heads inside for a nap.
Meanwhile, Hye-mi believes In-hee’s lies and asks Jin-ho about his girlfriend-roommate (meaning In-hee). He naturally assumes “roommate” refers to Woo-min. He’s about to say that no, they’re merely roommates, but it occurs to him that this is a way to get Hye-mi to let him go, so he decides to go with the lie. Yes, his roommate is his girlfriend!
Phew, tired yet from all these crossed wires?
Hye-mi would be willing to give up on Jin-ho if he really found a woman he loved, but she really, really cannot stand In-hee and believes she has to save him from making a mistake. This also means she can’t leave the two alone at the house together, so she fakes a stomachache to get Jin-ho to accompany her home. In-hee, suspicious of Hye-mi’s motives, runs interference and volunteers to accompany them to the hospital. Hye-mi insists she doesn’t need the hospital, and urges Jin-ho to accompany her home. And on her way out, she can’t resist sticking her tongue out at In-hee, relishing this temporary triumph.


Chapter 8: “Unattainable person”
The next day is Saturday, but Woo-min shows up at work anyway. She’d slept through the whole night and therefore missed all the action, and woke up to an empty house. It’s a little odd that In-hee insisted on spending the night and then left without saying anything. Jin-ho’s absence she attributes to a date with Sang-joon (har), which is an idea that disgruntles her. She has to keep reminding herself that Jin-ho is gay and therefore off-limits, despite her growing feelings.
However, a toothache flares up and strikes with such force that it’s difficult to get any work done, so her boss orders her to stop working and go to the dentist immediately. This presents a few difficulties, because her dentist was actually the cheating ex, Jae-wook, whom she initially met when she’d gone in for dental work. The reason her toothache is recurring now is because she stopped mid-treatment after he dumped her.
An attempt to try a new dentist in the neighborhood yields a run-in with Jae-wook’s dental assistant, who says that Jae-wook is not working today, so she ends up back at the old place. Unfortunately, it turns out he IS here today, but she doesn’t realize this until the dentist begins work and she is forced to sit through the procedure.
(Note that the drama doesn’t have a character named Jae-wook. It seems that Kim Ji-suk’s character is based in part on Jae-wook, but will probably not be as slimy, so take the correlations with a grain of salt.)
Thank goodness he waits until the procedure is done to throw himself at her and vow his continued love. Given how he unceremoniously dumped her, Woo-min is more than a little surprised and shoves him aside. Jae-wook hastens to explain that the reason he chose her friend Young-sun (note: he’s with In-hee in the drama) is because he had been drunk one night and mistaken Young-sun for Woo-min. That might have been the end of it but she kept calling and pursuing him, and even said she was pregnant. At that point he had already lost Woo-min and their families both approved of marriage, so he went ahead with their engagement. But he couldn’t forget Woo-min, he swears.
Despite herself, Woo-min starts to soften — the explanation does make sense and Jae-wook seems sincere… until she looks over and sees a photo with Young-sun taken at the cafe where she had her first date with him. His words lose their effect on her and she struggles to leave, kicking him in the groin when he tries to stop her. This sets off Jae-wook’s temper, and he angrily slings insults at her, denouncing her appearance, her character, her worth as a person and as a woman…
…which is when Jin-ho steps in.
Jin-ho has just come out of a meeting with Tae-hoon, who challenges him for Hye-mi’s love. Jin-ho sees that the younger man loves her for real, and thinks that he’d like to meet a woman who inspires him to feel the same way. On his way home, his thoughts turn inadvertently to Woo-min, and he catches himself. Surely he’s only thinking 

about her because of that ugly bag in the window, which looks just like hers. It’s not because he’s actually, you know, thinking about her all the time, right?
And then he takes a closer look — it actually IS Woo-min’s bag in the window. This is how he appears in Jae-wook’s dentist office just as she is being assailed with insults, which provokes his own temper and sends his fist flying into Jae-wook’s jaw for daring to insult “my woman.”
They leave together, taking a little time for both to calm down. She thanks him and the mood lightens as they regain their composure. Noting that it’s a nice day, they hit upon the idea of going to see a movie together (cutely, they both ask each other out — “If you don’t mind, want to see a movie?” — at exactly the same moment.)
And then here’s my favorite part, perhaps of the whole novel: Jin-ho drops by his office before the movie to take care of a task, so Woo-min waits in the car. To her surprise, he comes back bearing a shopping bag — he has bought her some cosmetics to fix up her appearance since the crying has ruined her makeup, and she’s touched at the gesture. In exchange, she rummages in her bag to give him a gift — a hand-puppet in the shape of a snake. (It’s not named after him, she jokes adorably — it’s Ji-no, not Jin-ho! Even Jin-ho has to admit that the snake looks a little like him, although he’d never admit it aloud.) She made Ji-no as a new character for work, but they’d ended up cutting the puppet out.
When In-hee calls, Woo-min gushes that she and Jin-ho actually have quite similar tastes and admits (for the first time) that she’s sorry that he’s gay. She confesses that she likes him, and catches herself arguing that perhaps Jin-ho isn’t exclusively gay, though she has to remind herself that he’s off-limits.
But she gets a cold dose of “reality” when Tae-hoon comes charging up. Ecstatic, he hugs Jin-ho and exclaims, “I love you, hyung!” He is thrilled because he has finally won Hye-mi over, aided by the fact that Jin-ho had told Hye-mi he doesn’t love her. However, to Woo-min this looks like he’s “cheating” on his longtime boyfriend Sang-joon, so she tells him reproachfully that she’s disappointed in him; she won’t tell Sang-joon about this, but she didn’t know he was this kind of person.
Caught in his own lie, Jin-ho can’t quite defend the situation without outing himself, so he’s left cursing Tae-hoon and his awful timing.


Chapter 9: “Troubled waters”
Hye-mi arrives at Woo-min’s house with Tae-hoon, ready to announce that they’re together now. Woo-min’s the only one home and receives the two thinking they are Jin-ho’s sister and his gay admirer, based on her previous encounters. The conversation that ensues is therefore rife with multiple crossed wires, thanks to In-hee’s and Jin-ho’s misrepresentations:
Woo-min assumes that since Tae-hoon and Hye-mi are here together to see Jin-ho, they must both know that he’s gay. Hye-mi, on the other hand, still thinks this is In-hee’s house.
Hye-mi and Tae-hoon talk about Jin-ho’s relationship in disparaging terms. They mean In-hee, but Woo-min assumes they’re talking about Sang-joon. She pleads with them to be understanding of his relationship, because it’s one that has required a lot of courage for Jin-ho to be in.
You can see the cause for confusion.
Thankfully, Hye-mi understands that there’s some wrong information in the mix, and clears a few things up. In-hee must have lied, which means that the roommate Jin-ho said he is dating must be Woo-min. (Woo-min, however, remains in the dark and continues in her mistaken beliefs.)
Sang-joon, meanwhile, talks to Jin-ho about their museum project. Jin-ho makes excuses that he can’t move out yet because he has to do more research on the house, leading Sang-joon to see through his flimsy explanation and guess that he likes Woo-min. Jin-ho has to admit that he has some feelings for her, but thinks that Woo-min only sees him platonically.
Sang-joon suggests that he get everything out into the open by inviting Woo-min as his date to a business party thrown by their museum contacts — that way he can confess to her AND make things clear to Kim Sung-han, the planning director. (Jin-ho fears telling Sung-han directly that he’s not gay because he might offend him and endanger his project. Therefore, he needs a way to let him down easy.)
Jin-ho chickens out and goes to the posh hotel party without a date, where he runs into In-hee, who’s there through her own connections. She sidles up to him flirtatiously, but he introduces her as his roommate’s friend. Making it clear to her that he’s not interested, he excuses himself from her company.
However, he then finds himself being approached by Sung-han, whois on a mission to talk to him alone and — gulp — probably make a romantic advance. Jin-ho hurries away to the elevator, which opens just as Sung-han arrives and starts to call his name. And out steps a most welcome sight: Woo-min, dressed up prettily for the occasion. He grabs her and kisses her.
She has been sent here by Hye-mi (who is happier to pair him with Woo-min than with In-hee), and although he apologizes quietly for the kiss, they soon get lost in the moment. They resurface for air and come back to their senses in front of an amused crowd of onlookers, then escape, giggling, to continue their makeout session elsewhere.
Things are a little awkward as they try to figure out what to do now, just as they witness a handful of couples escaping from the party and hurrying up to rooms above — the party IS at a hotel — with some barely making it to their rooms before getting indecent. This embarrasses her, and brings her mind uncomfortably close to the tricky topic of sex. So when Jin-ho says he has a confession to make — wanting to come clean about his lie — she tenses, thinking that he’s going to say he loves her just to get sex. Hey, it may be a bit of a jump in conclusions but her past experiences have all ended up here.
Dully, she interrupts and tells him she knows everything so he doesn’t have to continue. Jin-ho interprets this to mean that she knows he faked being gay, and apologizes for lying (which reinforces her suspicion that he is lying about his feelings for her). He’s confused at her reaction, though — doesn’t she like him?
Confused and disappointed, Woo-min breaks away, thinking he’s sweet-talking her. On her way out, she runs into In-hee, who is still smarting from being brushed off by Jin-ho. She drives the nail in the coffin by acting the “concerned” friend by warning her of some ugly rumors that are swirling about Jin-ho: he’s known for being a player and a boyslut. The words have their intended effect, and Woo-min goes home feeling dejected.


Chapter 4: “Caught by an ankle”
(“Caught by the ankle” is a phrase meaning you’ve been ensnared — i.e., he “caught me by the ankle” and used my weakness to threaten me into agreeing. But in this case, it’s true both in the figurative AND literal sense. Ha.)
Jin-ho is now living with Woo-min, but they’ve barely seen much of each other, mostly because Jin-ho prefers to avoid her. He hasn’t been back to his own apartment, either, so Hye-mi calls to demand why he’s not coming home. She has been drinking and bursts out tearily that he’s being mean — after she came all the way from Canada to see him!
Hye-mi’s friend Tae-hoon (played by Im Seul-ong, at left) takes over the phone, respectfully addressing Jin-ho as his hyungnim. Jin-ho thanks him for taking care of her, leading Tae-hoon to ask hesitantly if he’s really going to marry her. In Tae-hoon’s opinion, it doesn’t seem like Jin-ho loves Hye-mi — if he did, he’d come running to help her. Rather than being offended, the question makes Jin-ho think seriously about his relationship with Hye-mi.
Coming home from work late at night, Jin-ho finds Woo-min dozing on the couch, listening to a fairly obscure Japanese musician he likes. He still thinks of Woo-min with disdain and therefore is not eager to draw similarities between them, even when it turns out they’ve got a number of things in common. For instance, when Woo-min awakens, she shows him sketches she’s drawn for new characters on the TV program and asks Jin-ho for his opinion. He picks her favorite, and when he compliments her drawing, she says she used to dream of being a manhwa artist — something Jin-ho also once wanted. He doesn’t share that with her, of course.
Woo-min gets hungry, and suggests they head out to a neighborhood grill restaurant. He tries to decline, but she insists. Sighing, Jin-ho decides to go, although he can’t resist commenting on her ugly sweater, then chides himself for bothering (“So what if she looks homeless?”). Woo-min isn’t offended, and cheerfully takes his advice and changes. (And assumes he paid attention to her style because he’s gay, of course!)
To Jin-ho’s dismay, he recognizes a professional acquaintance at the restaurant — Kim Sung-han, the planning director for the new museum building project Jin-ho’s team is hoping to acquire.
(Note: The character’s name is different, but it sounds like this will be the character played by Ryu Seung-ryong. If so, I LOVE it. You’ll see why in a moment.)
Woo-min gets tipsy drinking soju and starts to air her grievances about men and how they all want sex. Embracing Jin-ho as her new confidant, she talks loudly, and he dearly hopes that Sung-han cannot hear them. Especially when she engages the nearby ajusshi in conversation and clarifies that Jin-ho, of course, is different. Jin-ho tries to hush Woo-min, but she says in a loud whisper, “He’s not like other men! Because HE’S GAY!”
The reason I find Woo-min 

so adorable is because she’s a little dense, but she means well and she speaks out of a genuine good nature. This makes for hilarious exchanges, such as when she asks him for a piggyback ride home. He balks, and she immediately corrects herself, “I’m sorry. I suppose your back is reserved for Sang-jun only?” Grimly, he orders her on his back and carries her home.
Later, he comes out of his room to find Woo-min sleeping on the sofa. The glimpse of her sleeping face and her bare legs strangely attracts him, and he feels the urge to touch one ankle. Knowing this is crazy, he convinces himself that he’s only going to move her leg, which is dangling over the edge at an awkward angle, and does so… which is when Woo-min wakes, wondering groggily why he’s touching her leg. Thankfully she accepts his lame excuse that she looked uncomfortable — but she takes it a step further and he finds himself roped into giving her a leg massage. (HA! Serves him right.)
Chapter 5: “Things that ought not be suffered”
Disturbed at his wayward feelings, Jin-ho tries to ignore them, wondering if he’s a perv to be attracted to such a mess of a woman. He decides it’s because he’s been celibate so long: this can be fixed moving out and finding a girlfriend.
At work, he takes a meeting with the museum’s planning director, Sung-han from the restaurant, who regretfully tells him that they have decided against working with his company after all. Jin-ho recalls the scene at the restaurant, and suspects this may have something to do with it. He broaches the topic carefully, asking if this has anything to do with last night (implication: Do you have something against working with gay people?). Sung-han assures him that it’s not it, and confides that the president suddenly decided he wants to hire Professor Park’s (Woo-min’s father) team.
Jin-ho can’t give up after all the work his team has poured into the project, and pleads for one more chance. He’s confident that he, a longtime devotee of Park, can design in his style even better than Park’s associates, who may not have the man’s aesthetic.
Sung-han agrees to give him another chance, and shakes his hand. And then comments, “Your hands… are quite nice.” Jin-ho smiles uncomfortably, and wraps the meeting up. Sung-han, however, draws out the conversation, even inviting Jin-ho along to a trip at his vacation villa with other friends. Jin-ho politely says maybe next time, and gets up to go. But Sung-han insists on going to lunch together, just the two of them.
Alarmed, Jin-ho puts two and two together. Surely… he’s not making a move on him? He starts to set Sung-han straight, but Sung-han grabs his hand and confesses, “Actually, I liked you from the first time I saw you. When I found out the truth yesterday, you don’t know how glad I was!”
Thankfully, best buddy Sang-jun opens the door and interrupts this cozy moment, and Jin-ho escapes. Now he has to explain the situation to Sang-jun, who finds this wonderfully 

entertaining. So Woo-min thinks he’s gay? Jin-ho puts a swift end to his amusement by adding, “Not just me, you too.”
Jin-ho’s impulse is to put an end to this whole wretched mess by moving out, but now his work project is tied up in Woo-min’s house. He must stay there in order to study it thoroughly if he wants to land this project.
Meanwhile, Woo-min receives fresh oysters from a co-worker friend, who shares the batch her mother had sent from her hometown. Excited to have something to share with Jin-ho, Woo-min gets busy cooking them in a gratin dish. Can you see where this is heading?
Chapter 6: “The intersection of hate and love”
Yup, food poisoning!
The next day at the office, Jin-ho starts to feel ill. He heads to the pharmacy for a tonic to settle his stomach, but unfortunately he can’t hold it in any longer and has to use their bathroom to relieve his diarrhea. Dammit! This would be humiliating for anyone, but it’s even worse for Jin-ho, who has his cool, chic image to uphold. Plus, he’s been flirting with the cute pharmacist for weeks.
When he returns to the office, he has an odd visitor: Woo-min’s friend In-hee, who was “just in the neighborhood.” He receives her curtly and declines her suggestion to lunch together, which insults her pride. Put out, she tells him he’s being quite rude when she was just trying to be friends, but he replies that he has no desire to make new friends and excuses her.
And he doesn’t even know the full truth! After meeting Jin-ho at Woo-min’s house, In-hee had felt attracted to him and thought it was too bad he was gay. For some odd reason he doesn’t ping her gaydar, which is usually accurate; in the fashion field, she works with a lot of gay men. Not ready to give up on him until she has to, In-hee is out to confirm for herself that he’s unavailable. Upon leaving his office, she sees someone else arriving, growing suspicious to witness Jin-ho’s friendliness toward Hye-mi. She hangs back and requests a talk with Hye-mi, who is just as curious to figure out who this lady is.
Both women exaggerate their claim on Jin-ho. Hye-mi calls herself Jin-ho’s fiancee, which tips In-hee off that something doesn’t add up. Jin-ho is either lying to Hye-mi that he’s straight, or he’s lying to her that he’s gay. Either way, this gives her the confidence to boldly state that she’s Jin-ho’s girlfriend. Of course, Hye-mi doesn’t believe her, but she can also sense that things don’t add up and can’t completely dismiss In-hee’s claim.
Woo-min hears from her friend that the oysters were bad, because her mother had sent the wrong batch. Woo-min worries, because Jin-ho had eaten them all. What if he got sick? She hadn’t had a chance to taste any because she had offered them to Jin-ho, thinking to eat together. He, feeling uncomfortable with his newfound attraction, had opted to avoid her and took the dinner plate to his room.
When he gets home that evening, she asks if he got sick and experienced any diarrhea. Normally he’d be