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下班回家进厨房,
                                      吃完晚饭就上床,
                                                   领了工资存银行,
                                                                 出门最远到商场,
                                                                                一生只上一张床.
整改方案:
                      下班可以不回家,
                                 几点上床由着她,
                                                领了工资自己花,
                                                               想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                            随心所欲披婚纱.
      努力方向:
               下班不用进厨房,



1楼2010-04-20 19:01回复

        不漂亮吧,拿不出手; 学问高了,没人敢娶;
                                             学问低了,没人要;
                                                              活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;
                                                                                   矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;
                                                                                                        会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;
                                                                                                                                   不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;
         自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;
                               让男人养吧,说你傍大款;
                                                     生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;
    


    3楼2010-04-20 19:01
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                                                                                 不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,
                                                                                                                     做女人真难.
                                                                                                                                     所以,女人就要对男人狠点,
              对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,
                                   一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,
                                                              就会有别人,花你的钱,
                                                                                     住你的房,玩你的男人,
                                                                                                          睡你的床,还会撕你的照片,
                                                      打你的娃             
      


      4楼2010-04-20 19:01
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        • 123.180.252.*


        5楼2010-04-20 19:13
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          • 110.247.194.*


          6楼2010-04-20 21:23
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            • 110.247.198.*


            7楼2010-04-21 13:06
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              做个好女人的确太难


              8楼2010-04-21 13:11
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                楼主有才


                9楼2010-04-21 14:46
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                  说的大实话


                  10楼2010-04-21 17:48
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                    的确是那么回事,做女人要走正道,男人也是一样,不要胡来,要不人财两空


                    11楼2010-04-21 17:52
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                      做个好女人是个技术活


                      12楼2010-04-21 19:00
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                        男人要做的对得起自己的老婆孩子,不要走歪门邪道,要不没有好下场


                        13楼2010-04-21 19:35
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                          做个女人一定要做个好女人!漂亮、时尚、温柔、贤惠并不冲突。只要洁身自好就好!


                          14楼2010-04-25 19:48
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                            15楼2010-04-25 20:43
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                              好帖 顶


                              16楼2010-04-25 21:54
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