老鼠扛刀，满街找can哥！

生活就像超级女生，走到最后的都是纯爷们，can哥，春哥是活生生的例子。

有一句说一百句的是文学家，这叫文采；有一句说十句的是教授，这叫学问；有一句说一句的    是律师，这叫谨慎；说一句留一句的是外交家，这叫严谨；有十句说一句的是政治家，这叫心计；有一百句说一句的是出家人，这叫玄机，can哥你是那种？

趁着年轻把能干的坏事都干了吧，没几年了。

有一句说一百句的是文学家，这叫文采；有一句说十句的是教授，这叫学问；有一句说一句的是律师，这叫谨慎；说一句留一句的是外交家，这叫严谨；有十句说一句的是政治家，这叫心计；有一百句说一句的是出家人，这叫玄机，can哥你是那种？

can哥，你有什么不开心的事？说出来让我们大家开心一下嘛。

can哥，最欣赏分手时你离开的眼神——没有一丝的留恋！

因为can哥最近总是失眠，16小时就醒一次。

can哥，你拍脑袋发帖，拍屁股走人，不厚道啊。

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塑料还是可以用的！

女人是水做的，男人是泥做的，春哥can哥是水泥做的

can哥，思想有多远，你就给我滚多远!

can哥，你有什么不开心的事？说出来让我们大家开心一下嘛。