爆笑,图文

   1.主持人问：猫是否会爬树？老鹰抢答：会！主持人：举例说明！老鹰含泪：那年，我睡熟了，猫爬上了树…后来就有了猫头鹰…
    1.hoster:   is   a   cat   able to   climb up the tree?     hawk(without thinking):yes!    hoster: take sth for instance!
hawk(with tears   down): one year,I fell   asleep.then   a   cat   climbed up the tree-----   later   the owl   appeared-----


    3.有一对男女过桥，桥上有一只老虎怒目而视，女略思索后脱衣而过。男也学脱衣而过，却被老虎扑倒。男不解老虎说：你以为你有根小棍儿就是武松了？  
     when a   couple passing a bridge,there was a tiger   fixing   them with an angry stare.the female   put   off  
all her clothes for safety with a quick thought.when   the male acted the same, the tiger knocked   him   down.
with confusion,the man heard   : how   can you be Wusong just with your short stick?


一老太太看完黑人百米赛后，抹着眼泪说：吓死人！几个挖煤的跪成一排被枪毙，没瞄准就开了枪，娃儿们吓得那个跑呀，绳子都拦不住哇！

一老太太看完黑人百米赛后，抹着眼泪说：吓死人！几个挖煤的跪成一排被枪毙，没瞄准就开了枪，娃儿们吓得那个跑呀，绳子都拦不住哇！ 

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